90 Today!

My 90th blog post is happening here and now. How exciting, although probably not as exciting as 10 blogs time when it will be ONE HUNDRED! Okay, a little bit over excited but I think i'm allowed.

Christmas was awesome but I have to say, it has gone far too quickly for my liking. Christmas eve I left work fairly early at 3:30pm. Went home and tried for a nap but ended up watching 'Lemony Snickets' (God knows why, it's not even that good). Went to the pub with friends like we seem to do on Christmas eve now, a ritual, if you will. Excellent. I stayed for a while and left at 10pm to pick up my Abby, Adam, Damien and Caroline from Neil's house in Denmead. I then dropped Damien and Caroline back to their house; corrr i'm well a good sister.

Went to sleep and woke at 4am, eventually got back to sleep and Mother woke me up at 8am with a chorus of "HE'S BEEN!!" After a little deliberation whether she was talking about Ferris and his bowels or Santa, I realised she meant Santa. Ho ho ho. Opened stockings on Parents bed with Abby and Adam, how lovely it was to have them there too :).
In my stocking I received Christmas Undies, some empty bottles with a funnel which are handy for taking shampoo away on holiday, cotton wool, A belt, and some other bits and bobs. Then we all went downstairs to open ou other gifts but Mama had not put them out on the designated chairs! Dun dun dun! It was a shame but we soon recovered by putting them on the sofas ourselves.

I go the most lovely Christmas Jumper from Abby which I had chosen on our previous trip to Bratislava from a section in Zara. Cream with red pattern and cool neck bit with buttons. She also bought me some french manicure thing and a lovely grey hat with a bow. Mum and Dad got be some GHD's, 4 tops and The Bourne Trilogy on Deev. Adam and I have decided to give each other our gifts to open on Christmas Day next year so we will not be so disappointed with lack of gifts from each other when it is actually Christmas! Damien and Caroline came over and they bought me a lovely pair of rocketdog shoes with a little birds on them. Very Emily.

The grandparents visited to give us gifts before they went to Dave and Lynn's for Christmas Lunch. They gave me £50. - Blatantly buying a wii game with part of this AS DAD BOUGHT US A NINTENDO WII. Anyone would think i'm spoiled, but i'm really not! It is awesome though. Manya hours will be spent playing this. The writing on the tag said "And this little piggy ran all the way home..." Hahaha. Excellent Father.

Other Grandparents came for Christmas Lunch with us, they got me a £30 Debenhams voucher so basically I can choose from any shop in there, whoop!

Boxing day my precious Claire came up and spent the afternoon with us. We watched a bit of Harry Potter and swooned, then Dad and I dropped her home and went to the footy. What a result, a point against Arsenal is more than many teams will get this season and it's the first game Arsenal haven't scored in all season! Good going lads!

27th, I worked and it wasn't all that bad. Today Adam is visiting and I actually CAN'T WAIT! It'll be awesome, i'm picking him up from the train station after work and there is mistletoe waiting for us when we get home, heheh. Tonight we're staying in and watching moooovies. Yay! Cuddles. It's all I can say really.

Now I must be off. Nice Blogging.

x

Oh! Happy New Year!

Christmas wishes!

My Christmas wishes are as follows:

- For Adam to get here safely on the 28th December.
- To not crash my car or have any kind of crash anytime soon. (Probably a bit much to ask for ever...)
- To have a lovely new years at Clive's house with no hitch's!
- For no family feuds or arguments.
- To not get ill over Christmas (Again..probably too much to ask to never be ill again.)

That is all.

Been at Caroline's parents house to celebrate Damo and Cag's engagement today, ate some food and i've decided nibbles are the best kind of food. Drove Mum, Dad and Abby home and have to go get Damo and Cags and take them home in a sec! Corrr! Good experience I suppose.

Anyway, I apologise i'm been fairly rubbish on blogs lately and haven't written, I am a busy lady you know!

Sorry to al my adoring fans. Whoever you are, i'm sure you exist somewhere...

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

You what, you what!

What a weekend.

I was Mrs Incredible on friday night. Girls from work went out as superhero's for Lucy's bithday: here we are in all our glory:
We had Caroline as Bat girl, Kerry as Robin, Lucy as Wonder Woman and her sister as Cat Woman and obvs me as Mrs Incredible! Has SUCH a fun night in Yates and Babylon. Met Adam at about 12:30 and we went home, I was so drunk it was slightly embarrassing. Woke up with a slight hang over but it was all goood!

Went to the footy on saturday and my god was a load of wank. Managed to get Adam a ticket cos Simon's Newphew wasn't there in the end so he donated his ticket - how nice! Although Adam says he wants to come to another game I wouldn't blame him if he didn't. We were so shit, I actually couldn't believe my eyes. No team effort or anything, how is it we're amazing away and can't score goals at home?! Christ alive, it has never been like this in all my years as a fan. Dad drove us all home and we got chinese and watched x factor. How glad am I that Leon won?! Never thought he would but he's lovelyyyy and I slightly want his babies...

Look how cute he is! It's a shame for him that Adam found me first. Oh well, better luck next time Leon :P

Today I have done nothing, Adam and I slept until 1, naughty! Then we playing Nintendo and my Mum made a lovely dinner of Lamb leg and all the trimmings. I kicked Adam's arse at Nintendo simply cos i'm wicked, and he's a bit rubbish. Ha!

Work tomorrow. Borrringggggggg.

Caio, for now.

What a wonderful feeling

The last few days have been a mixture of awesome and shit. Work has mostly been horrible due to Adele leaving and me getting all of her work andnot understanding the vast majority of it. I feel silly for asking stuff all the time because to be honest I probably know it but i'm never sure. Hmmm.

The awesome parts have been spending the entirety of last weekend with Adam. Friday we went to Edge of the Wedge for Abbie's birthday and saw Myke, Claire, Steph, Paul, Kitty and some other peeps. Was a good timeeee, Adam and I walked to Little Johnny Russell's where we met Caroline and her friend Natasha but we didn't stay long as Adam was pretty ill so we popped home and I made stir fry cos I was bloody starving, ha! It was goooood. We stayed up until like 4am, talking and sharing stories and stuff, it was so lovely :)

On Saturday we did a little shopping, Adam bought a shirt for 3 quid and I bought a jacket for 3 quid from H&M, bargainus! Think Adam bought some other things oh yes, some film from jessops and some jeans from primark. Everything was a bargain except the film. Naughty film.We went to the hong kong tea bar for lunch, it was really nice :)

Saturday evening, Adam and I went to Claire's house for pizza and movies. Bless her lil heart she'd gone out and bought us pizza and got one made at asda! They were gorgeous and then we watched the texas chainsaw massacre. I think this was a slight mistake because we spent the entire time watching it and disecting it saying if we were the girl who could have got away we would have left our friends and took off, hah! I was scared, the bloke is a freak of nature. I went to the loo afterwards and Claire made Adam put on a scary mask and I came out and it scared me :( Not as much as Claire pretending there was monsters behind the curtain though!

Adam stayed at mine for the first time and My Mum and Adam (Other Adam) came in after having been to fancy dress. Mum was bubbles and Adam was Lou from little britain. Damien was Andy and Caroline was Vicki Pollard but they didn't come home. Adam looked amazing as lou and my Mum came up the stairs sdrunk holding her fat suit breasts saying "Hello darrllinggg do you want to suck on these?" OH MY GOD. Talk about throwing Adam in the deep end! He said it was fine but I swear he was scared to death.

Sunday was wick, stayed in bed for long times, ate lamb chops, went for a walk up the hill and took manya photos. Adam made my jacket all muddy and my jeans having only just put them on from being in the wash! Naughty.

Check us out:AHHH!! There's an Emily on meeeee!!!

Ha, good times. x

I can figure out the point of anything

GIVE ME THIS BACK.


Went to watch Adam play football in the soddin' rain yesterday and then we all went home to watch the footy in Yates. Everyone thought England would walk it, by everyone I mean the entire population and the England staff.

What an absolute disgrace England were. After all the shit performances we've put in over this campaign I thought we'd pull something out the woodwork or at least improve slightly. However, we've just been absolute bollocks the whole qualifying stage with the odd moment of brilliance, a VERY odd moment that was. McClaren opted to start Carson in a game we needed to get at least a point from. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?! David James who is the goal keepers for Portsmouth, 7th in the premiership, last 3 games consisted of 2 clean sheets and 1 game he let in an own goal which was no way his fault. What sort of fucked up logic has McClaren got playing someone who can't even get in the first team of their respective club and has to be lent out on loan cos he's not even good enough for their bench! THIS WAS NOT A GAME TO TRIAL YOUNG PLAYERS. Fucking too late now and he's gone and lost his job this morning. The shortest reign in England Management history. Congrats, one for the bloody trophy cabinet.

Crouch's goal was a great touch and he composed himself well. Thought Lampard took a great penalty too even though I thought he was going to miss it with his England penalty record. It's a bloody shame the rest of the match was a shambles. Wayne Bridge may as well kill himself, nobody would notice. Twat. Pretty much left yates with my head in my hands, extremely close to tears. Yeah, i'm a loser, I don't care!

Adam is ill, which has made today a pile of wank. But what really hacked me off in a big BIG way was work. What is all this madness? Adele did a runner basically and now all her work is left! busy busy busy.

Can't actually wait to go out for superheros for Lucy's birthday i'm being Mrs Incredible, wickeddd! It's an ace outfit I found for £20. Cheapo! On another fancy dress note I tried on my Mum's 'bubbles' outfit earlier oh my how funnyyy! Photo on request.

Weekend busy:

Friday:
*Work
*See Adam
*See Claire and go out for Abbie's birthday

Saturday:
*Shop!
*Partaaayyyy at playzone for Vic's 21st. ACE

Sunday:

*Bugger all.

Today...

was absolute tripe. Except going to the pub with Becca that was fun and she made me laugh greatly. I love her. She rolled her car down the hill without touching pedals, she's an example to us all.

Anyway, bollocks day and I expect tomorrow to be equally shite. Gareth isn't talk to me, gutted about that more than anyone will know. I guess I can't do much about it though. Arrrghhh.

All in all, day = crap. Now = sleep. Goodbye= end of blog.

Oh Happy days!

How happy am I right now?

Despite breaking up with Gareth and feeling shit about that for a week I am firmly on the road to feeling pretty amazing.

Adam and I had been friends for about a month before either one of us thought we liked each other in a slightly more friendly way. The fact that I am now actually amazingly into Adam is definitely not the reason for breaking up with Gareth. It would have had to happen and I think ending that kind of opened my eyes to the fact that Adam and I are clearly going to have/have something awesome.

So we're giving a relationship a go and it is kind of strange at the moment because I feel similar to the way I felt when I first started going out with Dave. Like I just 'knew' it would be amazing and I feel the same in this situation. I can't wait to see what this relationship brings. After months of lulling around having a few minor 'relationships'; if you can call them that, I am so so so happy so be embarking on this one and feel quite confident about it. Of course, this could all go tits up and we could be gone tomorrow but I do hope not, hah!

I got back from Ireland last night and went straight to Adam's, we cuddled and slept and had such a lovely time and then today pretty much just stayed in bed all day and listened to some funky tunes. He's coming up for dinner on thursday, parents are excited to meet him and I think they will get on marvellously.

Feel soooooooooo great today, if bloody knackered!

We took pictures like the facebook/myspace/blog whores we are. Here is a sample:

My hair look stoooooopid cos i'd been laying and Adam looks stoooopid cos, well, he is. Gutted.

x

Word

So, Dublin is on Thursday. I really ought to start packing something. Jane will be most impressed with the amount of stuff I will manage to fit in a small bag. She'll probably bring a suitcase or something, haha. Although knowing her she'll turn up with a purse and be like Mary poppin's dragging hat stands and umbrellas out of it. In all honesty, I wouldn't mind being defeated by that.

I have VERY little money. Hmm. This could prove to be a slight problem however, i'm confident that i'll get through it and Jane and I will have a marvy time in ol' Dub. I have got her a fabby present which she can display with pride, oh yeah! She better.

I need to remember to put Emma's address on her birthday card otherwise it clearly isn't going to get to her on time, if at all.

Today is going to be a shit day.

Sugar! Ahhhhh honey honey...

Yesterday I went from work to Adam's Uni room in town. He had ordered me popping candy to cheer me up except it didn't come in time for our sugar fest so instead he went to the shop and bought like the most sweets i've ever seen. Frosties, Sherbet, Lollies, Sherbet lollies, Haribo, Giant Cola Bottles and a weird thing that looks like an alligator crossed with some sort of rodent, + more. We took a walk down the sea front and Adam being a photography student brought his camera and he took some pictures. We went to the arcade and Adam was adament he would win me a toy from the grabber machine. I think he spent about 4 quid in the end and eventually was only good enough to win me a very mini Winnie the Pooh, sucker! But it was a tremendous mini Winnie and I shall treasure it. Although, it is holding some sort of duck which is slightly odd. We then went onto the actual beach to light the 3 sparklers I had left but it was so windy the lighter just went out as soon as we lit it. It took us about ten minutes to actually light them and we almost gave up. Ended up huddling in the corner to shield the wind and it still took us ages, maybe we're just plebs. After the sparklers and eating sherbet which mad our mouths blue check us out!:

How rad are the crazy sparkler lines?! Loveeeee it.

We look totally awesome and not like lepers in the slightest. I had a real ace time hanging out and it seems sweets and hyper is now our 'thing'. He asked what i'm getting him for Christmas, obviously sweets. Duh. Can't wait for popping candy next week! Yes, I know; i'm such a loser. Who knew a blue tongue was so attractive. Ooooh la la.

Picking Gareth up from the station at 5:30pm tonight, whoop. Think we'll go out and ill try see if anyone is out in town for us to meet up with otherwise we'll probably end up getting bladdered by ourselves, it's all fun and games.

Oh! I totally forgot about the haunted look out point! Okay, soi it's not entirely haunted but it was bloody scary and Adam made me jump twice, yes TWICE. Like I didn't learn from the last time he said "boo". He was just as scared though, I just wasn't smart enough to think of saying 'boo' and some point. I actually thought someone may have jumped out and stabbed us or something but we got through it. Walked back to his, I almost fell asleep then I got a taxi home and spoke so much to the driver in the way that he drove straight past my house, what a dingus.

I'm moving positions in my job. Same job but a different team. I'll now be working for distribution instead of public but i'll only be sitting a little way from where I am now so won't lose the friends i've made. Yay :)

x

Dub

Next thursday I am off to Dublin with Jane. I'll be getting a flight by myself for the first time ever! I'm a little scared about that's but mostly because i'll either be late/forget something/lose my passport. But I am very excited! Shopping, drinking, sight seeing! Possibly the zoo! Wahey!


Temple Bar, perhaps we'll go in there for a bevvy, tis my aim to get Jane at least a little drunk since it's her birthday n'all! Going shopping on saturday for a gift for herself and hopefully a dress for my work christmas party. I need to go in uneedus to get some accessories for gangster! Whoop.

I just watched the new Spice Girls video, my they've grown. What's the deal with them being half naked? Talking of half naked, or rather whole naked; watched that Autopsy programme last night, eek :| Very disturbing. Well disturbing and cool. They were showing how to avoid accidents or help someone avoid death if they've been injured. They showed a burst main artery and timed how long it would take you to bleed to death turns out about 3 minutes, ahh! All very interesting, i'll be watching the next shows. A bit creepy seeing the actual dead people getting cut open but someone's gotta do it I suppose.

I'm about to watch a programme on secret millionnaires. This woman says she spend £20,000 on nic nackery! Christ. I won't have that much in a year.

I'm done.

Waaaaaaaalllllllllessss

So, I passed my driving test, woohoo! Just waiting for my pink license now. Thanks to everyone for the kind cards and stuffffff.

Pompey lost to Blackburn in the cup last week, this was a bit of a downer as we didn't play anywhere near to our best. However, we went to Newcastle last Saturday and thrashed them 1-4 having been 3 nil up in the first 12 minutes. Wicked. We are now 5th in the Barclays Premier League and what a fine spot it is too. We need to bit Citeh on Sunday to go above them since they're now in 3rd. Who'd have thought the top 5 would look how it looks at the start of the season? Not me.

I went to Cardiff at the weekend and on friday Gareth and I went out with Steve, he was pretty trashed when we got there and proceeded buying us Jaegermeister test tube shots (which tasted fowl) and then setting sambuca's alight in his mouth. He's a crazy fool that one, but a jolly good laugh. Met his girlfriend and we went with his 'dad' and everyone to a kareoke bar, dear god there were some awful people giving it some on the microphone. One bloke singing Nickelback just didn't even have a clue as to how the song even went. Poor love.
I got slightly drunk very quickly (What's new?) and asked Gareth if we could go home, Steve went out for a cigarette and said he'd be back but he took way too long so we just left and I think he called asking where we'd gone but I really needed to go home!

Saturday we went shopping and Gareth bought a pair of jeans and I bought some underwear, yes that was all. I was most diappointed. Oh wait, I bought some tissues too. Joy. We walked around for ages, had some starbucks and KFC. Then we found a pub to watch the remainder of Soccer Saturday since we were 3-1 up and I wanted to see how the game was going to pan out. We ended up winning by 4 goals to 1 and all in all it was a good day. We rounded it off with a trip to the cinema and watched '30 days of night' with Josh Harnett about a place in a Alaska which has 30 days of no light and a gang of vampires take over and start destroying the place, it sounds shit when I describe it like that but I thought it was pretty bangin'.
Gareth bought us enough food in the cinema to feed an army and we realised how stupid we were and I laughed for about 20 minutes non stop about several things which, I can't even remember now. But I literally had tears running down my face.

The Calzaghe fight was on at the millennium stadium and there was people everywhere in the City Centre so we found a pub to go in but it seemed a bad idea to go in somewhere with about 100 customers and 2 bar staff so we just went home, I began to feel slightly ill too (probably from the nachos, diet coke, popcorn and ice cream...) so good job really. Managed to catch MoTD online and our goals were ace, obviously. Then cuddled up, went to sleep and woke up the next morning to go out for lunch. We ended up going to Great Western for a lightish lunch. Then we got bored so went shopping again, this time I bought a scarf, gloves, trainers and some pants. Much more productive and we were only shopping for about 45 minutes! We found GIANT sweets in topshop. An actual giant chuppa chupps lolly pop, it was a tenner ut by golly, worth it.

I am going to light sparklers tonight since I didn't get to use then last night. Whoop.

I will know, i'm alive

So, the big day tomorrow. Enough said.

I'm listening to new Dashboard, it's amazing. Back to their best! Gareth is at the pub with Joe and Bob and i'm just thinking about going to Cardiff on friday as it's clearly going to be really fun! Plus it's been 2 weeks since i've seen him. We're gonna go out for drinks on friday and then to the cinema on saturday. He also wants me to take him clothes shopping; a male that ASKS to be taken clothes shopping. I love this man, haha.

Pay day tomorrow! Yay! Although i'll be getting pittance for being sick. Poo.

The World Cup might be coming to England in 2018, better than never I suppose. I'd really love to have something like that here, the Olympics with be immense, I can't wait to go to come sort of event for that. I'd quite like to see the 400m or the relay race. Those are always quite exciting.

Going to Clive's for a morroccan stew next week and hanging out with Adam on thursday evening, it shall be ace as hell!

Right-o tis enough.

PNEwotsit is getting stick on ROTC, serves her right for putting a half naked pic on the internet and thinking it wouldn't spread, er..stupid?!

Happy Birthday to ya, Happy birthdayyy!

It's only bloody friday tomorrow and i'm off to Pete and Jim's 10th birthday party. Getting picked up after work because it's in littlehampton and it'll take a good 30 mins to drive there, especially at nanny's pace!

Saturday i've got footy. We're playing West Ham, should beat them. We're strong at home and I think we're still on ahigh from winning 4 in a row. Woo! That's a stupid late kick off so it finishes around 7pm. Gonna meet Vicki and Becca for a drink after and then meet Claire to see Saw 4. Possibly come back to mine for hen night goodness with the girls but maybe not. Gotta ask Claire first!

I'm absolutely stone cold wiped out. I'm gwan bed, night.

Wham bam, thank you mam

It took me 7 hours to get home yesterday but it was totally worth it.

Friday I set off at 11:30 from my house, got the the train station and it appeared my train to Southampton had been cancelled. This shot my entire journey to bits as if I got the next one my connection would have been lost. So I had to go all the way into London and then tube it to Euston where I got the train to Wigan North Western. I ended up getting there at 18:01 and I had to sit on the floor for the entire journey! My bum felt...well actually it didn't feel anything because it was so numb. Emma picked us up and took us to our hotel/pub with rooms 'Winstons' it was a lovely little room and we even had a TV. Gareth and I then went exploring on Wigan town and ended up spending the entire night in Whetherspoons. We befriended a little nu-rave child outside who told us his stories of going to court and ways to get out of being sent down. The list included:

- Fake tears
- Dressing nicely
- Looking scared

All good tips I feel, but I hope that fact he was only 15 isn't a sign of what Wigan youngens are like! I got fairly drunk fairly quickly (What's new?) and then we got some Chinese takeaway from 'Wok U Like' I kept calling it 'Wok again' for some stupid reason, ha. We took it back to our room and I spilt it all over the bed, such a classy drunk. We had a drink with people at the bar, and watched some girl do kareoke, it was wrong in a lot of ways.

We eventually got out of bed at 12:40, Emma called saying "Where are you?" she was out shopping already!Gareth jumped in the shower, it then blocked and some random pub goer came in to fix it, he did the job though and so I had a shower. There was no way I was going out with hair like that! We met Emma in town and she walked us to the JJB. I think it looked pretty nice from the outside and it was nmice inside too, I didn't realise that it only holds 5,000 more than Fratton Park. Damn sight nicer than Fratton Park though, I guess. Hah. The game was pretty mundane except for the last 20 mins when obviously we scored 2 goals and won the match, woo! Wigan looked a bit shocking at times but then we're not much better. Although I think we've proved we're at least alright considering we're 5th in the league still and have won our last 4 matches 3 of which were away! We walked back into town after the match, Emma met David Nugent! Grrr. Soooo jealous. We got KFC and went back to the room to watch X Factor. What a marvellous day for Gareth; Football match which consisted of 2 teams he didn't really care about, forced to watch X Factor, then forced to go and watch England in the Rugby World Cup final! We left the pub at 21:30 though to go pick up Chris from Preston. We had a good journey although half way I realised I needed the loo VERY badly. Then we came across speed bumps, it was not good. Chris, Emma, Gareth and myself went out to Berkley Square (Some random pub place..) I then left my purse in there and had to run back for it, luckily all my stuff was still in it! We then went to Reflex, had a few drinks in there (I was even more drunk than the friday. Oh dear.) Gareth ran out of money to went out to go to cashpoint, then they wouldn't let him back in cos he didn't have a stamped hand. Anyway long short of it was he got pretty mad at me for leaving him out there for all of 10 minutes whilst I finished my drink. Hmph. I made Chris down the best part of a bottle of bud, proabbly a bad idea he was hungover yesterday, ha!

Really lovely to see them though and hopefully it won't be too long before we see them again!

I'm back to work today and it feels like i've not been away, which it a good thing I suppose. Good day to y'all.

Wigwam

I am on the mend! Woohoo!

Went back to the doctors on wednesday for a check up and he said he can still hear the crackles on my right lung but I am recovering nicely. He tried to get me to go back to work on Wednesday but I said i'd go back Monday. Only problem now is that i'm mega tired if I walk even like 100 metres or summit. I'll be ove it soon, and what is a better way to get over it than going to Wigan tomorrow!

I haven't been to a Pompey away match since we played Wimbledon many moons ago and we lost 2-1. I hope the same doesn't happen this weekend! Getting the train tomorrow at 12:39 i'll arrive in Wigan at 17:22 meet Gareth when he steps on my train at Crewe, then Emma will pick us up from Wigan. I'm excited for saturday! I'll be either excited cos we won and excited because England won the Rugby World Cup or just bummed that we didn't win either! Fingers crossssssssed.

Now I just coloured my hair, am about to get in the bath. I slept 12 hours last night, oh my. Must have been sleepy. I bought an entire outfit yesterday and it is the baddest thing i've ever seen. It's SO good. Righty-ho. I'll be off.

Laterz.

Moan-iaing.

So I found out why I was feeling so ill; I've got Pneumonia. PNEUFUCKINGMONIA! Heaven's above, I was not expecting this. I mean I feel as rotten and rotten vegetables come but Pneumonia is apparently one of the leading causes of death amongst terminally ill and elderly people. Thank Christ i'm not terminally ill or elderly.

I have 2 different types of antibiotics and hopefully this will make me feel right as rain although today i'm pretty sure it was the antibiotics fault that I was feeling slightly nauseus. Ew. Make this soddin' darn tootin' pickin' cough from Lucifer vanish, please, kindly, thankyou. I am signed off work for 2 weeks, not sure how well this is going to go down since I'm going to have no money now if I don't get sick pay. Dear God, my Father is going to be pleased when I tell him I can't pay him for yet another month.

Anyhooty, big love to my Mama who kindly bought me the Independent, LOOK magazine and two bottles of Lucozade today to mend me. What a lovely woman she is. I shall now being nodding off to sleep for about 20 minutes until I wake up to cough my roof off. Goodnight.

I've lost the will...

..i'm so ill....

Saturdays Kids

Had an unexpected invite to Claires AKA: Clive's last night and I bought us some chinese food and we sat in, drank vodka and had a little giggle. I told her about new love interest and she expressed her happiness for me. What a doll she is, our Clive is very hard to please indeed.

I went home at 9:30pm so I could let my Mother in who had just come back from Turkey, alright for some! Ended up in some mixed conversation with about 6/7 members from ROTC. Figured out a new name for Kurtis; Kuntis. He likes it, we like it, everyone's a winner. I went at about 11:30pm cos I was wellllllll tired.

I walked to work from Cosham this morning and though it might be a good idea to take a short cut across the field. WRONG. My shoes were so soaked and my socks are now damp. Buggery. I got here at 9.00am and no body was here so I went on my lonesome to get some toast, I hope they don't think i'm rude but I was hungry! Hmmmmmm marmite goodness.

It's tuesday which means 5 days until saturday, woooooo! I'm such a loser, but to be quite frank, I don't even care. Friday i'm going to Brighton to see Lauren cos it's been longgggg times. We'll party on friday night and then i'm dragging her shopping on saturday before I have to return home for something special. Pizza and Movie. Damn special!

Emma and Chris are going on holiday on Saturday (Or it might be friday i'm not entirely sure..), damn them. Damn them to hell. I want to go on holidayyyyyy. I have Dublin coming up, crap! That reminds me! I have to get Jane a birthday gift. Hmmmmm. What in god's name would she want?! Need to get thinking hat on. Not sure i've got one but i'll just put any old hat on and see what happens.

Bahhh.

It's so worth it

This weekend was mad! Friday I stayed in and felt sorry for myself with a take-away but Saturday I went to Fratton Park for Portsmouth Vs Reading.

I couldn't have wished for a better game. The weirdest thing i've ever seen it ended up 7-4! Spookily part of my dream ended up coming true...Sean Davis scored a long ranger (if, from a deflection) like I dreamt, except it was at the home end. Stranger things have NOT happened. We were in a comfortable 2 nil lead until be balls'd it up and ended up at 2-2. I thought we were doomed even though we looked so much the better side. We made it 3-2 and they got a penalty which was obviously hand ball by Papa, bad papa. Luckily James saved it! After the absolute HOWLER he'd made for their second goal he was all he could do really. We made it 4-2, then it went 5-2, then 5-3 (I was losing track of the score line, so many goals were flying in), then 6-3, then 7-3, then one last gasp from them left it 7-4 and we even cheered when they scored their 4th. It was so surreal. 11 goals in a match?! I don't think anybody thinks when they score 4 goals away from home that they will still end up losing by a 3 goals margin. Hahaha. It was truly amazing. Everyone in the team played so well together. Aside from Benjani's Hatrick i'd have given Sean Davis Man of the Match he out ran everyone. Hermann even scored, that's something we'll probably never seen again!

I left footy and walked to Walkabout where I met Elliot, he'd just arrived from Welwyn/St Albans and he was sitting with some Welsh folk watching Rugby. I paid £4.80 for double vodka in there. Chhhrriisst alive! Stayed there for one drink and then went back to Elliot's halls. They're pretty much like prison but alright. I felt like a scummy student walking around with them getting to know everyone. We went to a pajama party but I had no such thing so I borrowed a pair of Elliot's long shorts which kind of look pajamaish and 'Jon Evvaaannss from Waaallesss' gave me a Bridgend t-shirt...I left the Union at about 11, met Adam, went back to his halls (which are like a palace compared to Elliots) stayed there, ate some pringles, went home. Got in about 12, spoke to Dan for a bit, he's having a crackin' time in Leeds. Fell straight to sleep.

Sunday I did absolutely nothing. Woke up for 7am to watch our goals on MoTD and spoke to my Boyo for a while, then went back to sleep until 12:30, it was marvy. I didn't get out of my pajamas until 5 pm. So all in all, a great day.

Mother is returning from Turkey this evening, hoorah! Proper food returns! Although I did make a corkin' Carbonara last night.

I purchased Wigan away tickets today! £15 each! Whooooop!

Take the pieces and build them sky towards

Worst.Day.Ever.

Well not ever. I expect there are starving children somewhere in the world and i'm clearly so much better off than them. BUT; I woke up possibly the most tired ever, made ever better because I spoke to Gareth for a while but then that was shot to bits when I was late for work. I got stuck in a mile of traffic on the sodding bus and then had to walk from cosham. There is not much to do at the moment so i'm left sat there on the internet all day and as much as I like the internet it does get a bit boring. Had a meeting about health charts and i'm on the list! Wooo. That was probably the best part of the day.

I ended up leaving work just after 6 and I walked to cosham to get the bus. Some shitty road works are going on and the bus was diverted and as I walked up TWO buses drove past on the opposite side of the road which had been made open for them to drive through. So after that i'm pretty fucking pissed off that I now have to walk home. I start walking and get my iPod out, only to find that something has happened to the screen and i've still go no clue as to what the hell has happened. I should probably look at that at some point. I got home at 7pm.

Now i'm home and I can't really be bothered to make food even though I probably should eat something.

Also: How do you know when you love someone? After telling someone I loved them every day for 4 years and 'falling out' of love wasn't the funnest thing. I suppose I shouldn't compare past experiences and let them bother me in falling back into that but i'm obviously an absolute pesimist so i'd expect nothing less. Today has only been made worse by missing him. How did this happen?! I was going along merrily before all this complicated mess popped up. It's probably the best complicated mess ever though, so that's fine. I reeeeeealllyyyy hope 6th Oct is awesome. How could it not be?

New font signifys new stage in life. Or something.

Caerfilthy

How good was this weekend? This is how good:

Friday I finish work at 4pm and hop on the train to Cardiff at 16:39. Arrive in Cardiff at 19:50 to Boyo; in a suit may I add. We walked around for a bit and eventually found my hostel, met Henri and headed into town. Steve met us and took us to a few bars, we met up with Chris and Emma and their mate who's name STILL escapes me. Gah. I know his name is also Chris though, just forgot his nickname/surname.

Henri paid £2 to get into walkabout and then we couldn't go in cos Boyo didn't have shoes so he had to come back out again, haha. Ended up staying out until 3:30am. Boyo walked me back to the hostel, I tried to get in and had to wake Henri up since he was already sleeping. He snores for England. Christ almighty if I wasn't drunk I would have had to smack him with something. Almost considered not going to the football since I was a bit hung over, but since it was kind of the whole point of the weekend I figured I better go! Ended up being an alright match. Started off a bit slow, Preston looked terrible and it was a slight embarrassment walking through the street with Henri and his bloody Preston shirt. Then after the match we met Schminky Steve and he walked us back into town whereby on the way Henri got attacked by a 7 year old taff. Highlight of my day.

Went out on Saturday night with Boyo and Henri again and a couple of the schminky's, then we parted ways with them and Boyo, Henri and myself went to a bar which was actually part of a hostel (not ours) but it was pretty swanky all the same. Met 3 canadians and an Irishman with an epic beard. We had some amazing conversation it was the most random thing. I was so drunk I couldn't walk far so ended up getting a taxi, hahah. Passed out in bed, which was not the plan but I unfortunately couldn't help it.

Was so nice to see everyone, hopefully be making more trips up Cardiff way. Wigan Vs Pompey and night out in Preston next stop! Whoop.

Some interesting facial accessories appeared in Boyo's pocket and I wore them for a grand total of about 5 minutes and even bought a drink in them.

Here I am:

Hahahaha. I would make such a good spy.

To here knows when

Driving tests are the fucking bane of my life. I hate them and all their silly drivey needs. I tell you, i'll be the fucking expert on test routes by the time i've actually passed my test. Oh well, roll on another test and roll on friday when i'm actually going to have some fun. Carrdddifff. Whoop. Drunken antics with some people I don't really know. Hurrah! Of course by the end of it i'll know them all a lot better than I did before I went.

Tonight I am going to eat copious amounts of sweet chili sauce because it is the best thing ever made and my mum got a new bottle today. Then i'm going to go to bed and dream something amazing, hopefully.

I'm fed up with writing this already. Good bloody day.

With tired eyes, Tired minds, Tired souls, we slept...

This is a video of myself last night going down the rather scary vertical red slide in my sleeping bag. It was probably the most fun i've ever had. We also played Laser Quest and I was wicked! I scored 2351 points on the first go only beaten by Chelsea and My Dad. Unfortunately I got a little too drunk before the party and at the party and ate too much food when the food arrived and felt like I was going to hurl so went home at 1am. It was amazing fun though and I so want to do it again!

Today I went to town and bought a new top with the Capital Bonds I had from Caroline. Tis a kind of Turquoise colour with some sort of stitching round the neck. It took me so long trapsing round the shops to find something I even remotely liked but eventually I found this and I looovveee it. Think i'm going to wear it to Cardiff on friday and have party timeee. Looking forward to meeting Henri since we have like the most in common ever. Also looking forward to seeing Chris and Emma again since it's been looooooong time since I last saw them back in February. Will be meeting Lauren before the match because she isn't coming out on the friday. Emma and I will go to meet her, I think. Schminky's are coming too, dear god, give me strength. Only kidddinggg, i'm sure they will be nice boys. Boyo is still meeting me from the station as far as I know, however, I haven't got a clue if this is right. I'm sure I could find my way if it all goes tits up.

Back to work tomorrow to start my first full week! To be honest I just want friday to hurry up so I can go on me ol' adventures in Cardiff. Whoop.

Ciao.

Birds can fly so high

I started my new job on wednesday and it's been craazzyyy. I really think i'm going to be happy there though. I had a small introduction thing when I got there on wednesday and then I went straight up to meet my team. There is 5 of us; Kim, Kerry, Lucy and John. John is the only boy, bless him. Not really had a chance to really get to know him yet, don't know when I will. Kerry and Lucy are very lovely and they've been very kind. Kim is a little older than the rest but she's a nice lady.

I have to attend a Health and Safety talk to attend on tuesday and then I get my prope IBM picture badge, exciting! I'm such a geek.

(Oooooh. Hollyoaks just finished and Justin pushed Claire! Muhahah! I take television far too seiously.)

I'm going to Claire's tonight to watch some movies and eat sweets in our pajamas. She doesn't finish work until 9pm though so i'm hanging around at home until then. This time next week i'll be on the train to Cardiff! I'm well excited, parrtttyyy in Carddifff! Footy on saturday, just found out I have to stand! What the hell is that about?! Not that i'm used to any sort of good ground given the state of Fratton Park but terraces!? My legs are likely to drop off after 90 minutes. Oh well, i'm over it now. I'm going to be getting there at 19:41 I think, depending on when my ticket is for. I hope it allows me on the 16:39 train or I will be sad indeed.

Kate and I went to The New Inn last night for some drinks. We got fairly drunk (which we did not anticipate) and I said "Ow, I wish there was a pub quiz" and as if by magic the pub quiz man came along! Kate and I got 34/40 I'm convinced Track ID is the best invention ever to be made since it enabled us to get all the music questions right. Yeah, alright, we cheated a bit. But only a bit. The grand prize was like £8 though which makes me think that it probably wasn't worth cheating anyway...

So on the way home Kate accquired a traffic cone and we took various pictures. I get in, on the phone to Boyo, more drunk than I thought and end up sort of hanging up on him but in my defence I thought I was going to hurl chunks so I had to get off the phone. May as well face it, hurling on the phone is not nice for either party. I woke up this morning at 06:35 and had an interesting conversation with my Mother. It went pretty much like this:

"Emily come here."
"Yes"
"Have you lost something?"
"Erm..no"
"You have.."
*Thinks*
"A man just knocked at the door and informed us he has found your purse in the middle of Drayton Lane"
"Riiiiigghht"

I didn't even know i'd left it there. LOLZ. What a nice genuine man bringing it back in sot of one piece though. I think it must have gotten run over my a vehicle since it doesn't shut properly. But I can live with that.

Pompey play Liverpool tomorrow i'm welllll looking forward to it. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms from having not been for 2 weeks! Or is it 3? I lose count. Anyway 'mmmooonn the lads! Nugeeee please score. I'll give you a kiss and everything.

I HAVE THE WHOLE WEEKEND OFF. I DON'T HAVE TO WORK WEEKENDS EVER AGAIN. Just to put that out there.

Good day.

Bye bye bye bye bye

It's my last 45 minutes of Pageone ever and i'm writing a blog. A wise way to use my time I feel. Last night I went to val's with Dad and ate some salmon and some cheesecake. Cheesecake was GOOD. Watched the England match which by the way WE WON. Who knew we could do it? 3 good goals, an amazing take from Wright-Phillips, Michael Owen back to his best (If for only a short while..) and a first England goal for Micah Richards. He did some shit celebration but i'll forgive him, he's only 19. Younger then me :

Had work at 7:30am this morning, got up at 06:57am (the latest I could possibly do) and then jumped in a taxi at 7:15am. It was skills. When I got to work Lewis and Matt were here and they kindly gave me a "UFO" CD signed by both of them which was such a last minute 'ooh we've found this you can have it!' gift but it was the best 'ooh we've found this you can have it!' gift i've ever received. Myke gave me a bit of paper with "Emily this is your leaving card :" written on it which was appreciated, a bit. Myke if you're reading. I resent the fact you did not use the paints. Caroline says they're sending me a card next week, can't wait for that.

Becca and I have spent the day taking calls and painting. We painted an 'Underwater life' picture but it got boring after a little while and so we gave up. But what we have done looks rad cool, she's letting me keep it! Becca is cool.

I have to interrupt this blog to inform you that I just told Becca that 'The Dykeenies' are playing the gonzo tour and she says "Are they like dyke's with bikini's on?" It has made my day. Hahahah.

Off after work to meet steph for 30 mins for some hanging out mega cool time and then going home to cook my pa and me some sort of food thing. It's a sad/exciting day in Emily land as i'm moving on to a rather scary chapter in sort of more ways than one. Good luck me.

Love and stuff.

P.S WCC and Eccles - FUCK RIGHT OFF. I'm out of here!

Dream dream dream drrreeeaamm

Pretty much on top of the world today, SO happy, i'm not quite sure what to do with myself. Hurrah!

Finished work yesterday and went to see Claire (clive) as my poor love has been ill with some sort of bug. She showed me a new tattoo that she got on her little toe, a ladybird. I don't think she wanted to tell many people but nobody reads my blog anyway so she should be fine for me to announce it here. Anyway, she was lovely as always and bought some chinese for us to share; it was delicious.

(By the way, while I remember, who gave me a comment congratulating me on my job? Come forward anonymous!)

Tonight I will be attempting to cook my Dad and I dinner, my Mother has gone to Bratislava to see my Sister today and will be back monday night. Dad and I will have to fend for ourselves. Saturday is Father and Daughter day and we will be going to the Pub with various friends to watch the England match.

Right-o, i'm off to day dream about dreamy things.

Hard to get?

So this morning I woke up at 7:18am and was 30 minutes late for work. I have no idea what the hell happened. My alarm didn't even go off, the fact I may have woken up early and turned it off and not remembered scares me slightly. I think I should have less of a soothing alarm tone waking me up because this clearly puts me back to sleep. I'll whack out some Slipknot or something. Not that I own any Slipknot.

It's the 5th today. 16 days until Cardiff. I'm really excited! Chris had aquired a need to text me a count down everyday. So far he's managed to get in there first for the last 4 days. I am not happy about this. Tonight I am planning my vengence and at 00:00 I shall be in there for a text message to either annoy him or wake him up. Genius plan Emily. This of course is only happening if I don't fall asleep before. Dammit i'm so tired I think I probably will.

Spoke to Boyo on the phone for the first time last night. (I still call him Boyo, I don't think this will change even know his actual name is Gareth) He was as welsh as they come, this pleased me greatly. Although after much deliberating over who he sounded like i've managed to crack it; H from Steps..hahahah. I don't think he was too happy when I told him. We seemed to have chatted for about an hour, God knows how that happened. He spent the majority of it laughing at my accent and not understanding anything I said. It went well :)

Roll on my bed when I get home. Yippeee.

Love Explosion

I actually got up in the hour of 5:00am this morning. This devastates me greatly. Although saying that, I feel surprisingly awake and up beat for someone who went to sleep at 1:00am and woke up at 5:50am.

Dave called yesters and we chatted for a while. I talked about myself for the whole duration and then had to go and eat my dinner. Whoops.

Interesting conversations last night, with a few different people. Probably more tonight too, yay! I have the day off tomorrow so i'm really going to take advantage of the lay in. Depending on what Clive wants to do tomorrow, i'm hoping we can meet up at 4 after my driving lesson.

Ugh, i'm all out of witty and interesting things to say. Boring.

Rest in Peace

My condolences to Nick's family who live in Durham. I have been posting on Frenzy/ROTC for over 3 years now and he's been there right from the start. I was shocked to hear this morning that nick had died due to breathing problems on friday 31st August. An absolutely shock as we pm'd a few times and he was always a sensible caring person on there. Although I never met him I felt like I kind of knew him so it is rather sad. He was a carer for his wife too so that must have been a shock for them. RIP Mr. Boulderbollocks. Heh funny name.

I have 5 shifts left at Pageone. Oh joy! then I shall be off to the realms of IBM and I can't wait! I proper job with proper money and proper hours!

We're losing 3-1 against Arsenal away. I didn't expect to win but it's like we've admitted defeat. Nugent just missed a sitter. Christ sake boy get into it! I really want him to do well :(

Back to work tomorrow. Tuesday off to hang out with Noods. Then my last day is sunday! Whoop!

I'm lazy and I canny be bothered to write more. Laterrr.

Bank lol

Watched so many bands at Reading this weekend, was actually amazing. Spent more time with friends and got to know people better, these people are Sam, Ferg, George and Emma. How fab are they? Thanks to Fer for letting me crash in his tent for the last night so I could pack mine away and leave really early!

Loved Bloc Party, Lost Prophets, Pigeon Detectives, Biffy Clyro, We Are Scientists, Funeral For a Friend and New Found Glory the most. They were all quality.

Camping is missions and I hate it so much. My body hurts, having a bath was the best thing to ever happen in my life when I got home. Aside from that and getting tonsilitus from something I loved the weekend! My only regret is that I didn't see enough of Latham but this will be made up for during the rest of my life so i'm not too worried.

If they're trying to make me dislike them that much then I think I should just give in to their wishes and dislike them. Certainly going that way.

My throat feels like a fucking cactus is trying to force it's way down there. GAH.

Tired and feeling shit.

READING!

Not Books. That place, that i'm going to tomorrow. That place with the reet good festival with lots of reet good bands. BRING IT ON.

England were shit tonight. Lots of creation however, we can't fucking finish to save our lives. We're doomed for World Cup melt down. I'm too excited to even care about that but also a little scared that my back shall break from my rucksack and tent carrying.

Anyway. I had an interview for IBM today. It seemed to go quite well. PLEASE GIVE ME THIS JOB. That oughta do it.

S'later. I'm tired. Sigur ros is putting me to sleep in a good way. NIGHT NIGHT. x

World Class

Woke up this morning and my hair was stupidly greasy considering I had only watched it the previous evening. How will I ever survive at Reading this weekend? Attempting to not wash my hair from Thursday - Monday is ridiculous. That is a total on 4 days. This can't happen whic his why I went to superdrug on my lunch break and got two small empty bottleS to transfer shampoo into. I also got a minature deoderant which will be my shower in a can for 4 days.

Whilst getting various bits and bobs on my lunch break I also went to Thomas Cook and picked up 3 holiday brochures. (World Class Luxury holidays to Faraway Places, Mauritius and the Indian Ocean and Australia New Zealand and the South Pacific.) Of course I can't afford to go to any of these places at any given point during my life time on Earth unless I become millionnairess. However, Myke and I were discussing where we'd like to go if we could go anywhere in the world right now. He wussed out and said Italy, B..o..r..*snooze* I went for MALDIVES! Check out this for a place to sleep:

It's amazing. Your bed is near your pool. If you wake up and you're hot, get in the pool. Roll out of the pool, back into bed again. Slight danger of sleep-drowning but I am willing to risk this for a night here. They have what looks like life floats around the right hand side of the pool but i'm fairly sure it's some kind of fancy design which looks a lot cooler than it appears. Either that or they're immensely prepared for sleep-drowners.
You'd have to be careful your pillow didn't fall in the water...

If anyone wants to take me to the Maldives, I won't make a fuss, i'll go quietly I promise.

The Nicest thing

"All I know is that you're so nice,
You're the nicest thing i've seen,
I wish that we could give it a go,
See if we could be something,
I wish I was your favourite girl,
I wish you thought I was the reason you are in the world,
I wish I was your favourite smile,
I wish the way I dressed was you're favourite kinda style,
I wish you couldnt figure me out,
But you always wanna know what im about,
I wish you'd hold my hand, when I was upset
I wish you'd never forget, the look on my face when we first met
I wish you had a favourite beauty spot that you loved secretly cos it was on a hidden bit that nobody else could see,
Basically I wish that you'd love me,
I wish that you needed me,
I wish that you knew when I said two sugars actually I meant three,
I wish that without me your heart would break,
I wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake,
I wish that without me you couldnt eat,
I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep,
All I know is that you're the nicest thing ive ever seen,
Wish we could see if we could be something."

I need someone like this.

Those is some explosions in the sky

I had an interesting conversation about windows last night...well, I say interesting; it was mostly just a conversation. Intriguing is perhaps a better word.

Currently at work and having watched Football First am now watching 'Deep Impact' which is typically one of those films that you get to watch on the last day of term at school. Armageddon, Dante's Peak, Independence Day and Twister are also these kinds of films. It was pretty shit because you were only able to watch about an hour of the film before the lesson was over and then you never saw the rest ever because this is clearly the only time you would ever get to watch this kind of film. As a result of this I have only ever seen Armageddon until they have to leave one of them behind. I'm thinking it's not a huge loss though.

Tis sunday, I gotta call Claire soon. Hmmm. gonna go say hello to my Clive after work I think. Lover her a lot, miss her working with me now :( She's been clearing up old peoples wee, and listening to old men talking about how they've got erections, I do not envy her.

I have been enlightened to many things this morning and it is only 11:40am.

*Joe wants people dead.
*Clearly a mistake letting Becca join ROTC. In her first post she called me smelly :(
*Steph cut someone's legs off.

That is all so far. 2 hours to go and i'm out of here. Bring it on.

Explosions in the sky in January? Oh YES.

Every hole's a goal

Today was pretty awesome, we beat Bolton 3-1 Kanu, Utaka and Taylor Pen with the goals. Thy went 1 nil up but we came back strong to see them off. 3 weeks until the next home game! Ah that's so long!

Having a bit of a crap time except for that. Didn't end up going round vicki's because nothing got organised, although I was fairly grateful for that since I have work at 9 tomorrow and need to get up at 7:30am.

'The most annoying moments in Pop' are on BBC3. There is fuck all on aso I am partially watching it as well as typing this. Grabielle from the cheeky girls going out with Lembit Opik. Not sure how that is particularly embarrassing. Probably just as embarrassing for him and it is for her. Made for each other I think.

Them annoucing the winner of who would be representing UK in they said Cindy instead of Skooch. That was quite embarrasing for Terry Wgan and Fearne Cotton I suppose.

I miss Nev so much. He blatantly thinks i'm a massive stalker since I asked him if I could call, then he didn't answer so I called him anyway. Probably the wrong thing to do since he didn't answer. I wish I was going to Ireland sooner. Then there wouldn't be all this time for everything to change for for me to get even more frustrated about wanting him than I already do. Gah. To be fair I don't really think he likes me anymore. Even though I believe that he's over Siobhan, I think he thinks he likes me, but just likes affection and I pretty much give that out like there's no tomorrow. I had a message on myspace so tried to check it out and it's all new now and it told me I had 14 new messages. Turns out that I had lots of messages from AGES ago, going right back to 2005 that i'd unread. Not sure how that happened but I had to trawl through 52 pages of messages to find them. On the way through I found a couple from Nev. I didn't remember them but it was when I didn't have a clue who he was and he said "I'm BFCky from Frenzy, I added you cos I thought you were pretty cool :D" Hahaha. Who knew i'd end up wanting to cuddle him forever? :/ I'm pathetic. I realise this now. Hmph, i'm also a dick.

It's love

I LOVE IT. And Nugent.

TASTY

That is all.

Sleep deprivation

*EDIT:*

I am so much happier since I went to lunch! Marvellous. I bought a new belt. It was £2.50. Yes i'm a tramp. I sat on Guildhall steps and ate my lunch and listened to Pigeon Detectives doing the live lounge on Radio1. They did a cover of Avril Lavigne's 'girlfriend' it was actually quite good. They rounded it off with a chorus of 'Joooo Whiiiilleeyyy I could be you boyfrriieenndd' Haha. Genius. I'm more awake now, than I was this morning. EVEN MORE EXCITED FOR FOOTBALL. Eeeeeee. I can't wait! Probably leave about 5.30 or 6 because there will undoubtedly be a giant queue at the ticket office with people who don't have their season tickets yet either. Hopefully my Dad has been a gem and gone and got it for me this afternoon already...fingers crossed. I don't get to use to funny machine with my new 'card' and oppose to 'ticket' this upsets me greatly. Loo break. Laters.

I feel like shit, and I want to go to sleep NOW.

I don't think there is time to sleep when I get home from work so i'll have to go straight to dream land when I get home from football tonight. We're playing Manchester United and it's our first home game of the season. How exciting! T'would be amazing if we managed to pull any kind of positive result out of the hat tonight. Looking forward to seeing Nugent play so much!

I woke up this morning and it felt like i'd been asleep for like an hour. This was probably the worst feeling i've ever had, except guilt but I haven't had much of that recently.

Note to self: Stop talking to your hot Irish friend and go to sleep you stupid woman.

The end.

Where I want to be right now:

To buy or not to buy

Another day, another dollar. Work is slowly draining my soul from my body and the weather outside isn't making me feel any better. It's pouring with rain and my trousers are wet from walking to the bus stop :( On the bright side, i'm not anywhere near as tired as I was yesterday morning although still having a hard time keeping my eyes open. I got far to engrossed in conversation last night and then just as I was about to leave Henri started talking to me, I made a quick exit because I knew I would collapse this morning if I stayed much longer.

Last night was Abby's last night at home, she went back to Bratislava this morning at 6am. We had a nice meal and then I disappeared upstairs to bed. I felt kind of bad but I use the excuse that she wanted to spend some time with Adam before she left. Speaking of Adam, he was well rude the other day. Said all sorts of swear words on MSN to me, my Mother will not be impressed. Ummmm. I'm his temporary date for Paul and Gill's Wedding Anniversary party, apparantly he's booking us a hotel. Hahah. His jokes are not funny. I ought to tell him that.

I ate an ice lolly and went to bed. Boyo text me something about coming to flirt with me, I told him not to expect anything in return and he says he never does. That's that settled then. (Oh and if you happen to read this G-man don't ever call me 'Babe' again, i'll knock your face off.) He never came online, haha. Just as well really, I got so fed up with him on sunday the blocking almost came into effect again. I had a pretty good chat with Nev about nothing again. This is all our conversations consist of; being mean to each other/being mean about other people/music/football/the fact I like him/He likes me. Not that I mind, these are clearly the best topics of discussion. He told me to have nice dreams about him, I didn't have a single one, I wonder if he did..? This is going to sound probably a bit horrible but I didn't realise how actually lovely/cute/hot he looks on webcam : He's definitely putting that on more often. I am well happy today BRING ON WORK YOU FUCKERS. Rargh.

08:36 - Been in work for 36 minutes (Well about 33, I was a bit late..) 8 hours to go. Woo!

On friday when I get paid, I need/want to buy the following:

• Pompey shirt £35
• Shoes £30
• Mum £65
• Abby £20
• Reading festival £60 Including Train
• Laurens in Sunday £30
• Alcohol for ze festival £15
• Dry Shampoo/t-gel £5ish

This is a total of a silly amount I can't afford so i'm thinking I have to knock the shoes + Pompey shirt off the list. Arse. This is now a total of: £195 I can afford this. Just about.

Now, i'm heading off. Yo to anyone reading this today! :)

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The hills are alive

This weekend has been good. On Friday I went to Southern Electric with Vicki, Kate and Charis. Got more drunk than I actually bargained. Ended up walking home at 10pm. I called Nev on the way home which was fine until I actually got into bed and we spoke some more and I swear I said some random crap I had no idea what was pouring out of my mouth. I thought I was holding my conversation together well until I said something about "He's going to work" and then suddenly realised I was more or less asleep when I said that and had no idea what it meant. I did try to quickly cover up my embarrassing drabble, I really don't think it worked though and he thought I was completely mental. It was ironic considering we actually talked about times where I had done this in the past and there I am talking about random shit. Didn't speak to him at all yesterday, hmph I miss it so much :(

Yesterday I went to London with my Mother and Sister. We'd had it planned to go for a while, a gift for Mum's birthday! So, we got there at about 11:30, we went to Oxford Street where Mum and Abby bought some stuff, I bought nothing. Went to Regents street and had a look in some shops, then went on to Covent Garden. As you come out the tube all the crazy statue-esque people are there portraying their various acts in the street. There was some alien guy who was pretty shit, some gladiator guy covered in silver from head to toe, some dude with an umbrella and my favourite - a guy with no head. (It may well have been a woman although, I like to think it was a guy) He obvious had his head in his jacket but he looked pretty rad. He had white cloves on and I poked his hand for a laugh. He then moved his hand and held mine, I said "aw, he just wants a bit of affection" and he gave me thumbs up, haha. He then took my hand in both of his and gently stroked it. It was jokes, bless him. Poor bloke has to sit there all day I like to think that I brightened up his day a bit. Although probably not. Anyway, we went to Wagamama's for lunch (My favourite place to eat ever) I had Chilli Beef Ramen. The best dish ever to be created. Succulent strips of beef with noodles, coriander, bean sprouts, fresh chillies, spring onions in a japenese soup. YUM. Went in a few more shops in Covent Garden and then left and went to Hyde Park. I got kind of ill in the park and didn't feel good but then I fell asleep on the grass and I felt better. Had an ice cream and left to go back to Oxford Circus to the Palladium. Tried to withdraw money out the bank...it said "YOU MAY WITHDRAW NIL POUNDS" What?! Why is this? I had +£20 in my bank and then my phone bill comes out which shouldn't mean I have no money. I know that was a lot this month but it wasn't £200! Grr. Overdrafts are suppose to WORK.

Anyway after feeling shit cos I had no money we went into the Palladium and sat down for the show. The seats were a little restricted on viewing (We couldn't see their feet on stage haha) but it was fine. She was stunning, Connie who won the show on BBC1. She was onviously perfect for the part, her singing sent goose bumps appearing. The Head Nun was the best, it just looked effortless and the most beautiful sound was coming out of her mouth. Ugh i'm a loser. I loath myself.

We got home at 00:20 Dad picked us up which was ncie of him since he was uber jealous we went out without him. I went to sleep at about 1:00 and here I am at work at 10:19, doing this. Bored and I can't so thinking about Nev...hmm. This is driving me crazy, aarrrghh. 95 days!? I thought it was less than this. I hope things don't change too much in between now and then cos otherwise it might be a bit shit. Actually that's a lie, it's obviously going to be wicked no matter what happens. I need to keep myself busy to not think about him at least until he gets a computer because then I can think and imagine all I want. Tee hee :)

What you do to me

Hey there Delilah,
Don’t you worry about the distance,
I’m right there if you get lonely,
Give this song another listen,
Close your eyes,
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise,
I’m by your side.

Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
What you do to me.

Hey there Delilah,
I know times are getting hard,
But just believe me girl some day,
I'll pay the bills with this guitar,
We'll have it good,
We'll have the life we knew we would,
My word is good.

Hey there Delilah,
I’ve got so much left to say,
If every simple song I wrote to you,
Would take your breath away,
I’d write it all,
Even more in love with me you’d fall,
We’d have it all.

Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me.

A thousand miles seems pretty far,
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars,
I’d walk to you if I had no other way,
Our friends would all make fun of us,
And we'll just laugh along because,
We know that none of them have felt this way,
Delilah I can promise you,
That by the time that we get through,
The world will never ever be the same,
And you’re to blame.

Hey there Delilah you be good,
And don’t you miss me,
Two more years and you’ll be done with school,
And I'll be making history,
Like I do,
You’ll know it's all because of you,
We can do whatever we want to,
Hey there Delilah here's to you,
This one’s for you.

Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
What you do to me.

Every heartbeat

Writing more than one blog a day is becoming a regular occurance, today is not going to be one of those days. Mostly because we've lost the internet at work and right now i'm just being cheeky.

The end of my Holy Moly favourites.


T - Z


The Picture Woman - "Josh, Dads found yer scootah", "Shush I'm talking to Pickcha", "We'd like to borra £25,000" (puts hand over phone and mouths £25,000 to her pathetic submissive cunt of a husband, who puts one hand over his mouth and holds the other in a "I'm sorry" gesture, the fucking shithouse) "How much is that? Reallly?! Thats a lot less than we're paying now!! Borrow £25,000 and only pay back £42,000+ Obviously a valued customer of 'Provident' if she thinks thats a good deal. Ever thought of getting a job, instead of moping around the house, drinking tea all day and squandering poor Josh's rapidly depleting inheritance you lazy Geordie bint. And its on every fucking commercial break on every fucking channel every fucking day.



The bloke who hands out free newspapers - Fair enough, your job is handing out free London newspapers - London fucking Lite or whatever it's called - but if I move to the far side of the pavement when I''m approaching you, does that not indicate I don''t want a paper? Apparently not, because then you insist on stepping across the pavement to thrust one in my face whilst shouting "FREE LONDON NEWSPAPER?" I can see what it is and no, I don't want one.



The Neverending Story - It does end! After 94 minutes. Which is just as well because it's shit.

Umbrellas - Why do some twats insist on having an umbrella up when its clearly not raining anymore? Put it down you dry oafs - the rain's fucking stopped.

Virgin TV - For changing the simple pleasure of browsing through your favourite channels and forcing us to skim through all the shite channels that come with the packages, for making me press enter to view a channel instead of being able to skim through like I used to, for being just as unreliable as NTL and for taking away Sky One, Sky News, and Sky Sports News because Branson is a tight fisted bastard.

Vegetarians - I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish. No you're not, you idiot, you're just picky. I'm straight edge, except for alcohol...idiot.

Weather Mongers - "This is the worst weather in 60 years/the most rain since 1842/the hottest month since 1912" So presumably it has HAPPENED BEFORE without bringing an end to the entire fucking world. Stop fucking panicking, it's only the weather: you can't stop it or change it and it ain't really that bad.

Wine snobs - Yes you - you know it all tastes the same out of a pint glass.

X, Y AND Z did not exist although i'm sure I could think of some.

Your hand in mine..

..yes please.

I think i'm getting a cough, this is not good. I hate it when you get a really bad cough and it's alright during the day but when when you want to do something of importance like SLEEPING it just won't happen. I can see copious amounts of hot milk being made.

So, spent 3 hours on the phone last night. Eesh, I don't think i've ever done that before. Goodbye money, it was nice having you. It was honestly worth it though, probably one of the best conversations we've had. (I have no idea why i'm rating our conversations, that is pretty stupid). I'm excited for November, he forgot about the month of October (twit) and thought it was only 2 months. Although I don't think 90 days is that bad. It'll fly by i'm sure. Either that or it will drag immensely. (Can I just express my extreme jubilation that MRS DOUBTFIRE is on the movie channels at work. Amazing.) Back to the matter at hand. We made a sort of plan last night about what we'll do when we meet up. It's the most ridiculous plan i've ever heard but at the same time quite a nice one. It's began as sort of a half joke, but I turned it into something much more serious, ha. Despite immense attraction neither of us can guaruntee that we'll like one another in 'that' sort of way. So we figure we'll just meet and not look at each other and talk on the phone. This of course is never going to happen, i'm far too curious and I can't actually wait to meet up. Hmmm, I don't want to break the rules though. I think last night made me like him more, if that's possible. Plus he got a plug socket for me, romance of the highest order. It's like giving someone your last Rolo, ha. Shame the bastard thing didn't actually work when he plugged it in. New Laptop on it's way, fab.

The amount of losers I have spoken to on the phones this morning is UNREAL. I'm going before I rant.

Festival season

Reading is so near I need to start preparing! I am going to Lauren's in Bedford on 19th for party session and i'm sure us girls will do some liaising then. as far as I know Lauren is tenting it with me and I have no idea what Chae, Char and Emily are doing. I'm sure we will work something out. Last year Chae had the biggest tent i'd ever seen, it was practically a house. Mayb's she'll bring that again. I need to go in the loft and dig out my tent (I say my, I mean my sister's) and check for mould...I don't think I hung it up as such when I got home last year and there was a slight rain when we were there so yeah I fear the worst. I'm sure it will be FINE.

I want these wicked shoes:


They are beautiful. Only £30. I may get them.

I also would like to replace my pair of white in the same style as above simply because my ones are now dirty as dirty can be and they're a tad small. I wanted them so much I got a size 4 because they didn't have a size 5, obviously a mistake.

Clearly shoes with all small tennis rackets inside should be bought:

Probably not a good plan to get new shoes for Reading plus I need to chuck some old pairs out but I don't think I can bring myself to do so.

I am wondering where my Reading tickets are. It's like 2 weeks away and I should have them by now! I hope this sodding postal strike doesn't last until then. What will I do then?!

Apparantly Steve Maclaren wants to bring back Sol into the England side. Good call I think. He's showed he's more than capable at international level in ther performances he's put in for us, i'm baffled why he hasn't done it sooner.

I think Jane and I have decided what hotel we're going to be staying in, in Dublin. We've narrowed it down to two choices:

The Dublin citi hotel (Which is my favourite, but a lot of the reviews says it's noisy and you wouldn't get much sleep. I sleep like a log so doesn't really bother me but I think Jane would prefer something quieter.

Or Cassidy's Hotel (Which now i've seen the pictures off actually looks well nice! So screw Dublin Citi hotel lets go here!) On Upper O'connell street so near everything. Excellent! Shall text Jane now.

How nice does that look?

Mothership

Holy Moly M-S

Macdonalds Mc Nuggets - "Now made with real chicken breast" What the fuck where they made with before? Actually, I don't want to know.

Magicians - Now look here, I know you know what card I've got, you know you know what card I've got, and everyone here in the street knows you know what card I've got. Just show everyone the card so we can pretend to be amused, and get the fuck out of my way.

Non Irish people who say 'craic' - Sounds like a rectum based reference with the Irish accent. Without it you just sound like a cunt.

Picture Loans - "At Picture we don't patronise" I Beg to fucking differ.

Prison Break - I've just watched 8 episodes and they are still in their fucking cells. It should be called Prison.

People who wear sunglasses indoors - It is not clever. What the fuck are you doing?

People in full length leather jackets - As much as you like to think you're from The Matrix and that you look stylish, you don't.

Sweet 16 on MTV - This really is one stupid show. 15 year old American girls who have stupidly rich parents who throw their spoiled, inane daughters a birthday party costing an average of $100,000.Then the dopey fucking parents buy their devil spawn a fucking $100,000 Mercedes and get some generic rapper I've never heard of to perform at the fucking party as the 16 year old twats whoop and holler. I can't even remember what I did for my 16th birthday but my Mum made me a chocolate cake.

Samantha Mumba - HA! You thought you'd release one album and live off it for the rest of your life. Instead times got tough so you released a best of (after ONE album). When that failed you tried to act, and well you were pretty crap at that too. So what to do? Well why not play a "come back" gig in a tiny venue in Dublin. Pity then that only 30 people bought tickets and you had to
cancel it.

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Today has been odd, i'm so knackered even though I had the best part of 9 hours sleep last night. What's the deal with that? I'm going home in about and hour and 15 minutes, whoop! I feel like I ought to write something besides my favourite holymoly's but I am far too lazy. Goodbye.

Holy Moly

Some of my favourites in alphabetical order: A-F.

Amy Winehouse - "They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said 'No, No, No!'" - Maybe you should reconsider.

ADHD - Fictitious disorder created in order to excuse excessively cuntish behaviour.

Alton Towers - 'Where the magic never ends', or so the advert says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30pm.

American Tourists - TOURIST: "I love your accent...ME: "Well I fucking hate yours, you whining shit. Now get out of my way, you're blocking the sun."

'At the end of the day' - I am fucked off up to my eyeballs with people who say this. I've heard MPs use it, Royalty use it. Celebrities use it. Every fucker uses it. AT THE END OF THE DAY IT IS NIGHT.

Bear Grylls - Not even a real bear, rubbish.

Brian Conley - "Let me entertain you"? I'm afraid the only way you could entertain me Brian, is if you killed yourself live on TV.

Blue Peter - You know the world is really going to pot when Blue Peter admit fixing a competition.

Boys in girls jeans - Just don't.

Cadburys Creme Eggs -"How Do You Eat Yours?" With my mouth, you nosy pricks.

Crisps - Get out my teeth, I ate you 4 hours ago.

Didier Drogba - Never has there been a more shining example of everything that is wrong with the modern footballer. I find it shambolic that such a joke of a man, who hasn't a shread of good sportsmanship can even be put on a pitch to entertain and inspire. Bought for the equivalent monetary value of his home country's Gross Domestic Product, paid more every two weeks than a heart surgeon will see in one year and with about as much use as scrotum with no testicals..but with a hugely similar apperance. The man is a fraud, a cheat, a liar, a frustrating sign of our ill motivated times, and above all an absolute, undeniable, twat.

Fat people in Macdonalds - I'll have big mac meal large with an extra double cheeseburger, extra large fires and 9 chicken nuggets. And to drink? Diet coke. Dont kid yourself.

(Cont..tomorrow.)