So I found out why I was feeling so ill; I've got Pneumonia. PNEUFUCKINGMONIA! Heaven's above, I was not expecting this. I mean I feel as rotten and rotten vegetables come but Pneumonia is apparently one of the leading causes of death amongst terminally ill and elderly people. Thank Christ i'm not terminally ill or elderly.
I have 2 different types of antibiotics and hopefully this will make me feel right as rain although today i'm pretty sure it was the antibiotics fault that I was feeling slightly nauseus. Ew. Make this soddin' darn tootin' pickin' cough from Lucifer vanish, please, kindly, thankyou. I am signed off work for 2 weeks, not sure how well this is going to go down since I'm going to have no money now if I don't get sick pay. Dear God, my Father is going to be pleased when I tell him I can't pay him for yet another month.
Anyhooty, big love to my Mama who kindly bought me the Independent, LOOK magazine and two bottles of Lucozade today to mend me. What a lovely woman she is. I shall now being nodding off to sleep for about 20 minutes until I wake up to cough my roof off. Goodnight.
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