World Class

Woke up this morning and my hair was stupidly greasy considering I had only watched it the previous evening. How will I ever survive at Reading this weekend? Attempting to not wash my hair from Thursday - Monday is ridiculous. That is a total on 4 days. This can't happen whic his why I went to superdrug on my lunch break and got two small empty bottleS to transfer shampoo into. I also got a minature deoderant which will be my shower in a can for 4 days.

Whilst getting various bits and bobs on my lunch break I also went to Thomas Cook and picked up 3 holiday brochures. (World Class Luxury holidays to Faraway Places, Mauritius and the Indian Ocean and Australia New Zealand and the South Pacific.) Of course I can't afford to go to any of these places at any given point during my life time on Earth unless I become millionnairess. However, Myke and I were discussing where we'd like to go if we could go anywhere in the world right now. He wussed out and said Italy, B..o..r..*snooze* I went for MALDIVES! Check out this for a place to sleep:

It's amazing. Your bed is near your pool. If you wake up and you're hot, get in the pool. Roll out of the pool, back into bed again. Slight danger of sleep-drowning but I am willing to risk this for a night here. They have what looks like life floats around the right hand side of the pool but i'm fairly sure it's some kind of fancy design which looks a lot cooler than it appears. Either that or they're immensely prepared for sleep-drowners.
You'd have to be careful your pillow didn't fall in the water...

If anyone wants to take me to the Maldives, I won't make a fuss, i'll go quietly I promise.