Mothership

Holy Moly M-S

Macdonalds Mc Nuggets - "Now made with real chicken breast" What the fuck where they made with before? Actually, I don't want to know.

Magicians - Now look here, I know you know what card I've got, you know you know what card I've got, and everyone here in the street knows you know what card I've got. Just show everyone the card so we can pretend to be amused, and get the fuck out of my way.

Non Irish people who say 'craic' - Sounds like a rectum based reference with the Irish accent. Without it you just sound like a cunt.

Picture Loans - "At Picture we don't patronise" I Beg to fucking differ.

Prison Break - I've just watched 8 episodes and they are still in their fucking cells. It should be called Prison.

People who wear sunglasses indoors - It is not clever. What the fuck are you doing?

People in full length leather jackets - As much as you like to think you're from The Matrix and that you look stylish, you don't.

Sweet 16 on MTV - This really is one stupid show. 15 year old American girls who have stupidly rich parents who throw their spoiled, inane daughters a birthday party costing an average of $100,000.Then the dopey fucking parents buy their devil spawn a fucking $100,000 Mercedes and get some generic rapper I've never heard of to perform at the fucking party as the 16 year old twats whoop and holler. I can't even remember what I did for my 16th birthday but my Mum made me a chocolate cake.

Samantha Mumba - HA! You thought you'd release one album and live off it for the rest of your life. Instead times got tough so you released a best of (after ONE album). When that failed you tried to act, and well you were pretty crap at that too. So what to do? Well why not play a "come back" gig in a tiny venue in Dublin. Pity then that only 30 people bought tickets and you had to
cancel it.

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Today has been odd, i'm so knackered even though I had the best part of 9 hours sleep last night. What's the deal with that? I'm going home in about and hour and 15 minutes, whoop! I feel like I ought to write something besides my favourite holymoly's but I am far too lazy. Goodbye.