Monday, 27 August 2007

Bank lol

Watched so many bands at Reading this weekend, was actually amazing. Spent more time with friends and got to know people better, these people are Sam, Ferg, George and Emma. How fab are they? Thanks to Fer for letting me crash in his tent for the last night so I could pack mine away and leave really early!

Loved Bloc Party, Lost Prophets, Pigeon Detectives, Biffy Clyro, We Are Scientists, Funeral For a Friend and New Found Glory the most. They were all quality.

Camping is missions and I hate it so much. My body hurts, having a bath was the best thing to ever happen in my life when I got home. Aside from that and getting tonsilitus from something I loved the weekend! My only regret is that I didn't see enough of Latham but this will be made up for during the rest of my life so i'm not too worried.

If they're trying to make me dislike them that much then I think I should just give in to their wishes and dislike them. Certainly going that way.

My throat feels like a fucking cactus is trying to force it's way down there. GAH.

Tired and feeling shit.

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

READING!

Not Books. That place, that i'm going to tomorrow. That place with the reet good festival with lots of reet good bands. BRING IT ON.

England were shit tonight. Lots of creation however, we can't fucking finish to save our lives. We're doomed for World Cup melt down. I'm too excited to even care about that but also a little scared that my back shall break from my rucksack and tent carrying.

Anyway. I had an interview for IBM today. It seemed to go quite well. PLEASE GIVE ME THIS JOB. That oughta do it.

S'later. I'm tired. Sigur ros is putting me to sleep in a good way. NIGHT NIGHT. x

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

World Class

Woke up this morning and my hair was stupidly greasy considering I had only watched it the previous evening. How will I ever survive at Reading this weekend? Attempting to not wash my hair from Thursday - Monday is ridiculous. That is a total on 4 days. This can't happen whic his why I went to superdrug on my lunch break and got two small empty bottleS to transfer shampoo into. I also got a minature deoderant which will be my shower in a can for 4 days.

Whilst getting various bits and bobs on my lunch break I also went to Thomas Cook and picked up 3 holiday brochures. (World Class Luxury holidays to Faraway Places, Mauritius and the Indian Ocean and Australia New Zealand and the South Pacific.) Of course I can't afford to go to any of these places at any given point during my life time on Earth unless I become millionnairess. However, Myke and I were discussing where we'd like to go if we could go anywhere in the world right now. He wussed out and said Italy, B..o..r..*snooze* I went for MALDIVES! Check out this for a place to sleep:

It's amazing. Your bed is near your pool. If you wake up and you're hot, get in the pool. Roll out of the pool, back into bed again. Slight danger of sleep-drowning but I am willing to risk this for a night here. They have what looks like life floats around the right hand side of the pool but i'm fairly sure it's some kind of fancy design which looks a lot cooler than it appears. Either that or they're immensely prepared for sleep-drowners.
You'd have to be careful your pillow didn't fall in the water...

If anyone wants to take me to the Maldives, I won't make a fuss, i'll go quietly I promise.

Monday, 20 August 2007

The Nicest thing

"All I know is that you're so nice,
You're the nicest thing i've seen,
I wish that we could give it a go,
See if we could be something,
I wish I was your favourite girl,
I wish you thought I was the reason you are in the world,
I wish I was your favourite smile,
I wish the way I dressed was you're favourite kinda style,
I wish you couldnt figure me out,
But you always wanna know what im about,
I wish you'd hold my hand, when I was upset
I wish you'd never forget, the look on my face when we first met
I wish you had a favourite beauty spot that you loved secretly cos it was on a hidden bit that nobody else could see,
Basically I wish that you'd love me,
I wish that you needed me,
I wish that you knew when I said two sugars actually I meant three,
I wish that without me your heart would break,
I wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake,
I wish that without me you couldnt eat,
I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep,
All I know is that you're the nicest thing ive ever seen,
Wish we could see if we could be something."


I need someone like this.

Sunday, 19 August 2007

Those is some explosions in the sky

I had an interesting conversation about windows last night...well, I say interesting; it was mostly just a conversation. Intriguing is perhaps a better word.

Currently at work and having watched Football First am now watching 'Deep Impact' which is typically one of those films that you get to watch on the last day of term at school. Armageddon, Dante's Peak, Independence Day and Twister are also these kinds of films. It was pretty shit because you were only able to watch about an hour of the film before the lesson was over and then you never saw the rest ever because this is clearly the only time you would ever get to watch this kind of film. As a result of this I have only ever seen Armageddon until they have to leave one of them behind. I'm thinking it's not a huge loss though.

Tis sunday, I gotta call Claire soon. Hmmm. gonna go say hello to my Clive after work I think. Lover her a lot, miss her working with me now :( She's been clearing up old peoples wee, and listening to old men talking about how they've got erections, I do not envy her.

I have been enlightened to many things this morning and it is only 11:40am.

*Joe wants people dead.
*Clearly a mistake letting Becca join ROTC. In her first post she called me smelly :(
*Steph cut someone's legs off.

That is all so far. 2 hours to go and i'm out of here. Bring it on.

Explosions in the sky in January? Oh YES.

Saturday, 18 August 2007

Every hole's a goal

Today was pretty awesome, we beat Bolton 3-1 Kanu, Utaka and Taylor Pen with the goals. Thy went 1 nil up but we came back strong to see them off. 3 weeks until the next home game! Ah that's so long!

Having a bit of a crap time except for that. Didn't end up going round vicki's because nothing got organised, although I was fairly grateful for that since I have work at 9 tomorrow and need to get up at 7:30am.

'The most annoying moments in Pop' are on BBC3. There is fuck all on aso I am partially watching it as well as typing this. Grabielle from the cheeky girls going out with Lembit Opik. Not sure how that is particularly embarrassing. Probably just as embarrassing for him and it is for her. Made for each other I think.

Them annoucing the winner of who would be representing UK in they said Cindy instead of Skooch. That was quite embarrasing for Terry Wgan and Fearne Cotton I suppose.

I miss Nev so much. He blatantly thinks i'm a massive stalker since I asked him if I could call, then he didn't answer so I called him anyway. Probably the wrong thing to do since he didn't answer. I wish I was going to Ireland sooner. Then there wouldn't be all this time for everything to change for for me to get even more frustrated about wanting him than I already do. Gah. To be fair I don't really think he likes me anymore. Even though I believe that he's over Siobhan, I think he thinks he likes me, but just likes affection and I pretty much give that out like there's no tomorrow. I had a message on myspace so tried to check it out and it's all new now and it told me I had 14 new messages. Turns out that I had lots of messages from AGES ago, going right back to 2005 that i'd unread. Not sure how that happened but I had to trawl through 52 pages of messages to find them. On the way through I found a couple from Nev. I didn't remember them but it was when I didn't have a clue who he was and he said "I'm BFCky from Frenzy, I added you cos I thought you were pretty cool :D" Hahaha. Who knew i'd end up wanting to cuddle him forever? :/ I'm pathetic. I realise this now. Hmph, i'm also a dick.

Wednesday, 15 August 2007

Sleep deprivation

*EDIT:*

I am so much happier since I went to lunch! Marvellous. I bought a new belt. It was £2.50. Yes i'm a tramp. I sat on Guildhall steps and ate my lunch and listened to Pigeon Detectives doing the live lounge on Radio1. They did a cover of Avril Lavigne's 'girlfriend' it was actually quite good. They rounded it off with a chorus of 'Joooo Whiiiilleeyyy I could be you boyfrriieenndd' Haha. Genius. I'm more awake now, than I was this morning. EVEN MORE EXCITED FOR FOOTBALL. Eeeeeee. I can't wait! Probably leave about 5.30 or 6 because there will undoubtedly be a giant queue at the ticket office with people who don't have their season tickets yet either. Hopefully my Dad has been a gem and gone and got it for me this afternoon already...fingers crossed. I don't get to use to funny machine with my new 'card' and oppose to 'ticket' this upsets me greatly. Loo break. Laters.

I feel like shit, and I want to go to sleep NOW.

I don't think there is time to sleep when I get home from work so i'll have to go straight to dream land when I get home from football tonight. We're playing Manchester United and it's our first home game of the season. How exciting! T'would be amazing if we managed to pull any kind of positive result out of the hat tonight. Looking forward to seeing Nugent play so much!

I woke up this morning and it felt like i'd been asleep for like an hour. This was probably the worst feeling i've ever had, except guilt but I haven't had much of that recently.

Note to self: Stop talking to your hot Irish friend and go to sleep you stupid woman.

The end.

Where I want to be right now:

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

To buy or not to buy

Another day, another dollar. Work is slowly draining my soul from my body and the weather outside isn't making me feel any better. It's pouring with rain and my trousers are wet from walking to the bus stop :( On the bright side, i'm not anywhere near as tired as I was yesterday morning although still having a hard time keeping my eyes open. I got far to engrossed in conversation last night and then just as I was about to leave Henri started talking to me, I made a quick exit because I knew I would collapse this morning if I stayed much longer.

Last night was Abby's last night at home, she went back to Bratislava this morning at 6am. We had a nice meal and then I disappeared upstairs to bed. I felt kind of bad but I use the excuse that she wanted to spend some time with Adam before she left. Speaking of Adam, he was well rude the other day. Said all sorts of swear words on MSN to me, my Mother will not be impressed. Ummmm. I'm his temporary date for Paul and Gill's Wedding Anniversary party, apparantly he's booking us a hotel. Hahah. His jokes are not funny. I ought to tell him that.

I ate an ice lolly and went to bed. Boyo text me something about coming to flirt with me, I told him not to expect anything in return and he says he never does. That's that settled then. (Oh and if you happen to read this G-man don't ever call me 'Babe' again, i'll knock your face off.) He never came online, haha. Just as well really, I got so fed up with him on sunday the blocking almost came into effect again. I had a pretty good chat with Nev about nothing again. This is all our conversations consist of; being mean to each other/being mean about other people/music/football/the fact I like him/He likes me. Not that I mind, these are clearly the best topics of discussion. He told me to have nice dreams about him, I didn't have a single one, I wonder if he did..? This is going to sound probably a bit horrible but I didn't realise how actually lovely/cute/hot he looks on webcam : He's definitely putting that on more often. I am well happy today BRING ON WORK YOU FUCKERS. Rargh.

08:36 - Been in work for 36 minutes (Well about 33, I was a bit late..) 8 hours to go. Woo!

On friday when I get paid, I need/want to buy the following:
  • Pompey shirt £35
  • Shoes £30
  • Mum £65
  • Abby £20
  • Reading festival £60 Including Train
  • Laurens in Sunday £30
  • Alcohol for ze festival £15
  • Dry Shampoo/t-gel £5ish

This is a total of a silly amount I can't afford so i'm thinking I have to knock the shoes + Pompey shirt off the list. Arse. This is now a total of: £195 I can afford this. Just about.

Now, i'm heading off. Yo to anyone reading this today! :)

x

Sunday, 12 August 2007

The hills are alive

This weekend has been good. On Friday I went to Southern Electric with Vicki, Kate and Charis. Got more drunk than I actually bargained. Ended up walking home at 10pm. I called Nev on the way home which was fine until I actually got into bed and we spoke some more and I swear I said some random crap I had no idea what was pouring out of my mouth. I thought I was holding my conversation together well until I said something about "He's going to work" and then suddenly realised I was more or less asleep when I said that and had no idea what it meant. I did try to quickly cover up my embarrassing drabble, I really don't think it worked though and he thought I was completely mental. It was ironic considering we actually talked about times where I had done this in the past and there I am talking about random shit. Didn't speak to him at all yesterday, hmph I miss it so much :(

Yesterday I went to London with my Mother and Sister. We'd had it planned to go for a while, a gift for Mum's birthday! So, we got there at about 11:30, we went to Oxford Street where Mum and Abby bought some stuff, I bought nothing. Went to Regents street and had a look in some shops, then went on to Covent Garden. As you come out the tube all the crazy statue-esque people are there portraying their various acts in the street. There was some alien guy who was pretty shit, some gladiator guy covered in silver from head to toe, some dude with an umbrella and my favourite - a guy with no head. (It may well have been a woman although, I like to think it was a guy) He obvious had his head in his jacket but he looked pretty rad. He had white cloves on and I poked his hand for a laugh. He then moved his hand and held mine, I said "aw, he just wants a bit of affection" and he gave me thumbs up, haha. He then took my hand in both of his and gently stroked it. It was jokes, bless him. Poor bloke has to sit there all day I like to think that I brightened up his day a bit. Although probably not. Anyway, we went to Wagamama's for lunch (My favourite place to eat ever) I had Chilli Beef Ramen. The best dish ever to be created. Succulent strips of beef with noodles, coriander, bean sprouts, fresh chillies, spring onions in a japenese soup. YUM. Went in a few more shops in Covent Garden and then left and went to Hyde Park. I got kind of ill in the park and didn't feel good but then I fell asleep on the grass and I felt better. Had an ice cream and left to go back to Oxford Circus to the Palladium. Tried to withdraw money out the bank...it said "YOU MAY WITHDRAW NIL POUNDS" What?! Why is this? I had +£20 in my bank and then my phone bill comes out which shouldn't mean I have no money. I know that was a lot this month but it wasn't £200! Grr. Overdrafts are suppose to WORK.

Anyway after feeling shit cos I had no money we went into the Palladium and sat down for the show. The seats were a little restricted on viewing (We couldn't see their feet on stage haha) but it was fine. She was stunning, Connie who won the show on BBC1. She was onviously perfect for the part, her singing sent goose bumps appearing. The Head Nun was the best, it just looked effortless and the most beautiful sound was coming out of her mouth. Ugh i'm a loser. I loath myself.

We got home at 00:20 Dad picked us up which was ncie of him since he was uber jealous we went out without him. I went to sleep at about 1:00 and here I am at work at 10:19, doing this. Bored and I can't so thinking about Nev...hmm. This is driving me crazy, aarrrghh. 95 days!? I thought it was less than this. I hope things don't change too much in between now and then cos otherwise it might be a bit shit. Actually that's a lie, it's obviously going to be wicked no matter what happens. I need to keep myself busy to not think about him at least until he gets a computer because then I can think and imagine all I want. Tee hee :)



Thursday, 9 August 2007

What you do to me

Hey there Delilah,
Don’t you worry about the distance,
I’m right there if you get lonely,
Give this song another listen,
Close your eyes,
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise,
I’m by your side.

Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
What you do to me.

Hey there Delilah,
I know times are getting hard,
But just believe me girl some day,
I'll pay the bills with this guitar,
We'll have it good,
We'll have the life we knew we would,
My word is good.

Hey there Delilah,
I’ve got so much left to say,
If every simple song I wrote to you,
Would take your breath away,
I’d write it all,
Even more in love with me you’d fall,
We’d have it all.

Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me.

A thousand miles seems pretty far,
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars,
I’d walk to you if I had no other way,
Our friends would all make fun of us,
And we'll just laugh along because,
We know that none of them have felt this way,
Delilah I can promise you,
That by the time that we get through,
The world will never ever be the same,
And you’re to blame.

Hey there Delilah you be good,
And don’t you miss me,
Two more years and you’ll be done with school,
And I'll be making history,
Like I do,
You’ll know it's all because of you,
We can do whatever we want to,
Hey there Delilah here's to you,
This one’s for you.

Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
Oh it’s what you do to me,
What you do to me.

Every heartbeat

Writing more than one blog a day is becoming a regular occurance, today is not going to be one of those days. Mostly because we've lost the internet at work and right now i'm just being cheeky.

The end of my Holy Moly favourites.


T - Z


The Picture Woman - "Josh, Dads found yer scootah", "Shush I'm talking to Pickcha", "We'd like to borra £25,000" (puts hand over phone and mouths £25,000 to her pathetic submissive cunt of a husband, who puts one hand over his mouth and holds the other in a "I'm sorry" gesture, the fucking shithouse) "How much is that? Reallly?! Thats a lot less than we're paying now!! Borrow £25,000 and only pay back £42,000+ Obviously a valued customer of 'Provident' if she thinks thats a good deal. Ever thought of getting a job, instead of moping around the house, drinking tea all day and squandering poor Josh's rapidly depleting inheritance you lazy Geordie bint. And its on every fucking commercial break on every fucking channel every fucking day.



The bloke who hands out free newspapers - Fair enough, your job is handing out free London newspapers - London fucking Lite or whatever it's called - but if I move to the far side of the pavement when I''m approaching you, does that not indicate I don''t want a paper? Apparently not, because then you insist on stepping across the pavement to thrust one in my face whilst shouting "FREE LONDON NEWSPAPER?" I can see what it is and no, I don't want one.



The Neverending Story - It does end! After 94 minutes. Which is just as well because it's shit.

Umbrellas - Why do some twats insist on having an umbrella up when its clearly not raining anymore? Put it down you dry oafs - the rain's fucking stopped.

Virgin TV - For changing the simple pleasure of browsing through your favourite channels and forcing us to skim through all the shite channels that come with the packages, for making me press enter to view a channel instead of being able to skim through like I used to, for being just as unreliable as NTL and for taking away Sky One, Sky News, and Sky Sports News because Branson is a tight fisted bastard.

Vegetarians - I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish. No you're not, you idiot, you're just picky. I'm straight edge, except for alcohol...idiot.

Weather Mongers - "This is the worst weather in 60 years/the most rain since 1842/the hottest month since 1912" So presumably it has HAPPENED BEFORE without bringing an end to the entire fucking world. Stop fucking panicking, it's only the weather: you can't stop it or change it and it ain't really that bad.

Wine snobs - Yes you - you know it all tastes the same out of a pint glass.

X, Y AND Z did not exist although i'm sure I could think of some.

Your hand in mine..

..yes please.

I think i'm getting a cough, this is not good. I hate it when you get a really bad cough and it's alright during the day but when when you want to do something of importance like SLEEPING it just won't happen. I can see copious amounts of hot milk being made.

So, spent 3 hours on the phone last night. Eesh, I don't think i've ever done that before. Goodbye money, it was nice having you. It was honestly worth it though, probably one of the best conversations we've had. (I have no idea why i'm rating our conversations, that is pretty stupid). I'm excited for November, he forgot about the month of October (twit) and thought it was only 2 months. Although I don't think 90 days is that bad. It'll fly by i'm sure. Either that or it will drag immensely. (Can I just express my extreme jubilation that MRS DOUBTFIRE is on the movie channels at work. Amazing.) Back to the matter at hand. We made a sort of plan last night about what we'll do when we meet up. It's the most ridiculous plan i've ever heard but at the same time quite a nice one. It's began as sort of a half joke, but I turned it into something much more serious, ha. Despite immense attraction neither of us can guaruntee that we'll like one another in 'that' sort of way. So we figure we'll just meet and not look at each other and talk on the phone. This of course is never going to happen, i'm far too curious and I can't actually wait to meet up. Hmmm, I don't want to break the rules though. I think last night made me like him more, if that's possible. Plus he got a plug socket for me, romance of the highest order. It's like giving someone your last Rolo, ha. Shame the bastard thing didn't actually work when he plugged it in. New Laptop on it's way, fab.

The amount of losers I have spoken to on the phones this morning is UNREAL. I'm going before I rant.

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Festival season

Reading is so near I need to start preparing! I am going to Lauren's in Bedford on 19th for party session and i'm sure us girls will do some liaising then. as far as I know Lauren is tenting it with me and I have no idea what Chae, Char and Emily are doing. I'm sure we will work something out. Last year Chae had the biggest tent i'd ever seen, it was practically a house. Mayb's she'll bring that again. I need to go in the loft and dig out my tent (I say my, I mean my sister's) and check for mould...I don't think I hung it up as such when I got home last year and there was a slight rain when we were there so yeah I fear the worst. I'm sure it will be FINE.
I want these wicked shoes:


They are beautiful. Only £30. I may get them.

I also would like to replace my pair of white in the same style as above simply because my ones are now dirty as dirty can be and they're a tad small. I wanted them so much I got a size 4 because they didn't have a size 5, obviously a mistake.
Clearly shoes with all small tennis rackets inside should be bought:

Probably not a good plan to get new shoes for Reading plus I need to chuck some old pairs out but I don't think I can bring myself to do so.

I am wondering where my Reading tickets are. It's like 2 weeks away and I should have them by now! I hope this sodding postal strike doesn't last until then. What will I do then?!

Apparantly Steve Maclaren wants to bring back Sol into the England side. Good call I think. He's showed he's more than capable at international level in ther performances he's put in for us, i'm baffled why he hasn't done it sooner.



I think Jane and I have decided what hotel we're going to be staying in, in Dublin. We've narrowed it down to two choices:

The Dublin citi hotel (Which is my favourite, but a lot of the reviews says it's noisy and you wouldn't get much sleep. I sleep like a log so doesn't really bother me but I think Jane would prefer something quieter.

Or Cassidy's Hotel (Which now i've seen the pictures off actually looks well nice! So screw Dublin Citi hotel lets go here!) On Upper O'connell street so near everything. Excellent! Shall text Jane now.





How nice does that look?
















Monday, 6 August 2007

Mothership

Holy Moly M-S

Macdonalds Mc Nuggets - "Now made with real chicken breast" What the fuck where they made with before? Actually, I don't want to know.

Magicians - Now look here, I know you know what card I've got, you know you know what card I've got, and everyone here in the street knows you know what card I've got. Just show everyone the card so we can pretend to be amused, and get the fuck out of my way.

Non Irish people who say 'craic' - Sounds like a rectum based reference with the Irish accent. Without it you just sound like a cunt.

Picture Loans - "At Picture we don't patronise" I Beg to fucking differ.

Prison Break - I've just watched 8 episodes and they are still in their fucking cells. It should be called Prison.

People who wear sunglasses indoors - It is not clever. What the fuck are you doing?

People in full length leather jackets - As much as you like to think you're from The Matrix and that you look stylish, you don't.

Sweet 16 on MTV - This really is one stupid show. 15 year old American girls who have stupidly rich parents who throw their spoiled, inane daughters a birthday party costing an average of $100,000.Then the dopey fucking parents buy their devil spawn a fucking $100,000 Mercedes and get some generic rapper I've never heard of to perform at the fucking party as the 16 year old twats whoop and holler. I can't even remember what I did for my 16th birthday but my Mum made me a chocolate cake.

Samantha Mumba - HA! You thought you'd release one album and live off it for the rest of your life. Instead times got tough so you released a best of (after ONE album). When that failed you tried to act, and well you were pretty crap at that too. So what to do? Well why not play a "come back" gig in a tiny venue in Dublin. Pity then that only 30 people bought tickets and you had to
cancel it.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/

Today has been odd, i'm so knackered even though I had the best part of 9 hours sleep last night. What's the deal with that? I'm going home in about and hour and 15 minutes, whoop! I feel like I ought to write something besides my favourite holymoly's but I am far too lazy. Goodbye.

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Holy Moly

Some of my favourites in alphabetical order: A-F.

Amy Winehouse - "They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said 'No, No, No!'" - Maybe you should reconsider.

ADHD - Fictitious disorder created in order to excuse excessively cuntish behaviour.

Alton Towers - 'Where the magic never ends', or so the advert says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30pm.

American Tourists - TOURIST: "I love your accent...ME: "Well I fucking hate yours, you whining shit. Now get out of my way, you're blocking the sun."

'At the end of the day' - I am fucked off up to my eyeballs with people who say this. I've heard MPs use it, Royalty use it. Celebrities use it. Every fucker uses it. AT THE END OF THE DAY IT IS NIGHT.

Bear Grylls - Not even a real bear, rubbish.

Brian Conley - "Let me entertain you"? I'm afraid the only way you could entertain me Brian, is if you killed yourself live on TV.

Blue Peter - You know the world is really going to pot when Blue Peter admit fixing a competition.

Boys in girls jeans - Just don't.

Cadburys Creme Eggs -"How Do You Eat Yours?" With my mouth, you nosy pricks.

Crisps - Get out my teeth, I ate you 4 hours ago.

Didier Drogba - Never has there been a more shining example of everything that is wrong with the modern footballer. I find it shambolic that such a joke of a man, who hasn't a shread of good sportsmanship can even be put on a pitch to entertain and inspire. Bought for the equivalent monetary value of his home country's Gross Domestic Product, paid more every two weeks than a heart surgeon will see in one year and with about as much use as scrotum with no testicals..but with a hugely similar apperance. The man is a fraud, a cheat, a liar, a frustrating sign of our ill motivated times, and above all an absolute, undeniable, twat.

Fat people in Macdonalds - I'll have big mac meal large with an extra double cheeseburger, extra large fires and 9 chicken nuggets. And to drink? Diet coke. Dont kid yourself.

(Cont..tomorrow.)

Rant of the year

I don't think my day could have begun any worse. Waking up at 6:47am isn't great at the best of times but I have now decided I DREAD having a taxi pick me up in the mornings. Nobody wants to talk at this time of the morning let alone about people at the side of the road with suitcases or how clear the roads are. Neither of these subject remotely interest me. I make polite nod's and 'mmhmm's' and that seems to get me through the journey. I came in to work to fine Matt and Lewis from the night shift seemingly awake even though they'd been working since 10pm, I however, wanted to collapsed and sleep on the floor. Sean arrives at 8am and surprise surprise, somebody else doesn't turn up. This is in the form of Matt C who I call and he says he's 'just left' and he thought he had to be here at 9. GIVE ME A BREAK. So two people on the phones is bad enough, then when 9am comes Zora, Joe and Matt turn up but Vers however, does not. He's already on his final warning or something for being late, not turning up, not doing his job right, or too many drugs or something. I'm pretty sure he's fired this time. He gets here at 09:45 so it's not so bad. We're going to be watching the Charity Shield later (don't care what anyone says...) but before that Zora has bought in 'Sin City' which I have never seen so thought it would be quite cool to watch. I didn't realise it was all in cartoonesque/anime effect and I said it was a little strange watching it because it was sort of half normal and half cartoon. Apparantly that was a crime against humanity because first Sean says "Fuck off. You don't appreciate anything, do you know how much work went into this movie?" - Er. Screw yourself, like I give a shit? and Zora pipes in "EMILY! THIS IS AN ART FILM!" Since when are you a fucking film buff? Having an opinion is clearly banned in this office. I only said I thought it was a bit strange, not that i didn't like it, hated it, didn't want to watch it. Oh and I miss Nev. although some might say that's utter bullshit; how can you miss someone you've never properly met? If that isn't possible, I certainly miss talking to him, hearing his voice, getting his texts when i'm at my most bored. Bordering on stalker? Probably. And now i've either made him laugh or scared him off, excellent.

New flash: Clive Owen is hot. (So is Brittany Murphy)

Saturday, 4 August 2007

In a sense

It's saturday night and I'm in doing nothing. I don't think i've ever been so bored in my life. I really want to call Nev except my phone bill will be beyond repair if I call him anymore :( I'm sort of secretly hoping he might call me again but i'm afraid he's too nice to spend his Mother's money on his phone bill. Damn nice people. It's bizaare how easy it is to talk to him about whatever I feel like, I think we pretty much spoke about a ton of bullshit for an hour the other night, I called him when I went for a walk earlier and was rambling about NYC and then sort of realised I had been on the phone longer than I should have been and practically hung up on him rather abruptly. I hope he didn't think I was rude...i'm sure he didn't. Arrrghhh.

Friends is on and it's just about keeping me sane. It's the one where Phoebe meets Mike's parents. Actually one of my favourites - "what was that song you sang the other night that everyone loved?" - "Pervert Parade?" - "No..." - "Ode to a pubic hair?" - "Ok STOP." Hahaha. Jaws 2 was on but that got boring really quickly and considering I was already bored it just slipped me into higher boredom. I didn't think it was possible however, I was wrong.

I took a new picture today:




You can see the lovely sunshine coming in through my window and now i'm wondering why I wasn't sat outside in it. Oh well. I hope it's sunny tomorrow i'm going to take a stroll to the beach after work if it is. My parents are thinking about going to the band stand at the beach tomorrow but it depends what is on. I might go down there anyway even if they don't. Finish work at 4 so I should still catch some sun or at least have a bit of a walk a long the common. I of course might be knackered from getting up at 6:45am so this may not happen.

Arsenal (Van. Persie) have just scored in the match against Ajax. I think Adam is there cos he said he was going to Amsterdam to watch some matches this weekend and it says it's live so i'll look out for him in the crowd! Some how doubt i'll see him though. Lehman almost just let one in with 4 mins to go, haha that would have totally taken away from Arsenal. I hardly recognise any of the arsenal side anymore. Now Henry has gone I think they will be going down hill. they had a shit season ltast season and anything outside the top 4 isn't going to be good for them. Remember when they won the title without losing a game all season? What the hell happened to that? Van Persie just got tackled...he's being stretchered off! Oh it was hardly bad, idiot.

I have a feeling this is going to be my longest blog yet, even if it does mean that it's full of crap nobody wants to read. On a seperate note, I would just like to say how awesome I think Emma and Chris are. They're all talks about saving to buy a house and everything and they seem so happy. I don't think I could meet 2 nicer people and i'm not just saying this because I know Emma occasionally reads my blog. First Frenzy/ROTC romance/relationship. Made for each other.

(Oh would you look at that, van persie is walking onto the pitch to collect his medal. How convenient.)

I'm pretty sure time of the month is relatively soon. There comes a point where I just want to cry for no reason whatsoever. This lasts for about 3 hours. Never in my life did I believe that anything changes when girls get their time of the month but i've really started to see changes in the last year or so. I get proper bad back and get really down for a few hours. I don't like this, how come guys don't get this trouble?! They have the easy life. No periods, no pushing humans out of their vagina and no smear tests. Not that i've had a smear test but I can't imagine it's very pleasent. (Sorry for posting this paragraph I realise it's probably not what anybody wants to read, haha)

I am watching the end of Jaws2 it's probably the only semi-good bit anyway. WHERE ARE THE SHARKS?! Eeeeeek there it is! Hahaha someone just got eaten, awesome. I'm confused why he has blood on his mouth. Actually he's probably dead and bleeding internally. OH MY LIFE IS SO INTERESTING I'M WRITING A RUNNING COMMENTARY ON JAWS2.

Longest blog ever? Screw that I can't be arsed.

Friday, 3 August 2007

It's FRRIIIDAAYY

I'm sat here in my business wear. This morning I entered the building and a room filled with about 200 people all wearing jeans and other such casual wear were staring back at me. This is like the dream everyone has about going to school without any clothes on and not realising until everyone has seen you, except probably not quite as bad. Even so, quite embarrassing and annoying since i've hardly got time to go home on my lunch break i'm almost considering going to 'El Primarko' - (That really super duper designer store, that isn't cheap in any way...) to buy something to wear other than these horrible black smart trousers. I shan't dwell on it for long because otherwise i'll just go into depression or something. I do feel like the biggest knob though. (This is apparantly 11 inches or so)

I would like to point out that nobody called Clive is anyone I either love nor fancy. Clive is in fact my friend Claire who I have missed dearly since she has been on her European travels! She is known as Clive because she sometimes transforms into a bearded lady and we fight crime with sticks. (Obviously the best way) She is back on the 7th! Mucho drinks on the 10th although not tons because I am going to London with my Mother and my Sister on the 11th to see 'The Sound of Music' should be quite good. We'll have some lunch in Covent Garden and some Chapagne on the train! Although I don't like Chapagne so I have no idea why i'm getting excited, I guess it sounds kind of posh.

Last night was interesting. I thought perhaps it was the start of something bad but it seems it was the opposite. November actually can't come quick enough. Damn the yearly cycle of months. I am dreading my phone bill in September, I really am. I clearly need to get saving!

There is some odd game of football taking place on eurosport. They're playing on sand, with no shoes on...never in my life have I seen this. Sure this is way more risk to break an ankle of something? What's wrong with good old fashion grass pitch?!

I'm freezing :(

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Clive you sexy minx

I am missing him. Having no phone credit is a shitter. Everyone in the world should clearly have a contract phone like me. Although this is probably a good idea hense I have been spending a lot of money. There are moments when I am absolutely engrossed in everything with him, I literally can't wait to speak to him or talk in some way because we just sort of seem to get each other. Now, I know somethings aren't fair but this is probably the most unfair thing that there ever was. Who's idea was it to put 2 people who actually think the world of each other about 400 miles apart?*
So anyway, because there are moments like this, I must refrain. Otherwise not only will I be out of money, I will also get more and more frustrated that i'm not able to just give him a cuddle. This may seem like the reason for me not liking Guy as much as I did but it really isn't. I'm still not ready for any kind of relationship as it were, (not that that is going to happen anyway given the ocean/sea/whatever one it is - told you, not good at geography) and it became apparant that I didn't really think about him when I wasn't online talking to him and I didn't yearn to be near him or anything like that. When you do feel like you want to be close to someone all the time then the feelings are a bit different and you know it's something other than a 'crush'. My Mother will probably read this and wonder what the hell is going on, oh well.

*(I could be wrong about the 400 miles, it was just a guess and I was never very good at geography.)

Enough of the sentiment, i'm at work, it's shit. I have been looking for other jobs and so far have found nowt. I'm sure something will come along, I must remember to ask Abby if she had any luck with my CV at IBM. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssseeeeee! There is some shit rock channel on at work, to be precise 'Virgin Radio Classic Rock' - Who on this Earth will happily listen to this? The answer is not me, congratulations for getting it right. If you didn't get it right, i'm ashamed.

I'm mostly stuck for things to say. I've just realised, i'm a bit screwed now. I mean I have nothing to do. I had a driving test to look forward to and I failed that so now there is nothing until Reading but I know this will be one of the best weekends of my life so far so that's not too bad.

I'm wondering what bands will clash, there actually not a lot of bands that I want to see the whole set from but lots of bands I want to see a bit of.

Must see on friday:

Jimmy Eat World
The Enemy
Enter Shikari (Represent!)
Brand New
Interpol
Jimmy Eat World again on main stage?

At least want to see a bit of (friday):

Capdown
Ash
Gossip
Maximo Park
Kings of Leon
Razorlight

Must see on Saturday:

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic! At the disco (obviously an MF must - clearly our signature)
The Shins
We Are Scientists
Biffy Clyro
The Pigeon Detectives
Does it offend you, yeah?

At least want to see a bit of (Saturday):

Bloc Party
Angels and Airwaves - See what ass the fuss is about.
The Twang

Must see on Sunday:

The Used
Klaxons
Cold War Kids
New Young Pony Club
New Found Glory

At least see a bit of (Sunday):

Fall Out Boy - I ditched them last year for Kid Cosmic, I probably owe them a watch
Funeral for a Friend
+44
Billy Talent
Hello Goodbye
Gym Class Heroes
Jamie T
Gallows

There is a whole list of bands that aren't put into set days yet on The Carling stage but out of those I want to see or at least see some of:

Jack Penate
Eisley
Foals
I was a cub scout
Kate Nash
Shiny Toy Guns
Reverend and the Makers

I'm probably going to be pretty drunk/arsing about* with my girls/some of my boys half this time so who knows what i'll actually end up watching.

*That sounds very ominious, I just mean having immense fun innit.

I could write forever today i'm quite sure, but I shall stop. Bye.

One lasting thought: Clive is back on the 7th! YES! Amazing.