I will know, i'm alive

So, the big day tomorrow. Enough said.

I'm listening to new Dashboard, it's amazing. Back to their best! Gareth is at the pub with Joe and Bob and i'm just thinking about going to Cardiff on friday as it's clearly going to be really fun! Plus it's been 2 weeks since i've seen him. We're gonna go out for drinks on friday and then to the cinema on saturday. He also wants me to take him clothes shopping; a male that ASKS to be taken clothes shopping. I love this man, haha.

Pay day tomorrow! Yay! Although i'll be getting pittance for being sick. Poo.

The World Cup might be coming to England in 2018, better than never I suppose. I'd really love to have something like that here, the Olympics with be immense, I can't wait to go to come sort of event for that. I'd quite like to see the 400m or the relay race. Those are always quite exciting.

Going to Clive's for a morroccan stew next week and hanging out with Adam on thursday evening, it shall be ace as hell!

Right-o tis enough.

PNEwotsit is getting stick on ROTC, serves her right for putting a half naked pic on the internet and thinking it wouldn't spread, er..stupid?!

Happy Birthday to ya, Happy birthdayyy!

It's only bloody friday tomorrow and i'm off to Pete and Jim's 10th birthday party. Getting picked up after work because it's in littlehampton and it'll take a good 30 mins to drive there, especially at nanny's pace!

Saturday i've got footy. We're playing West Ham, should beat them. We're strong at home and I think we're still on ahigh from winning 4 in a row. Woo! That's a stupid late kick off so it finishes around 7pm. Gonna meet Vicki and Becca for a drink after and then meet Claire to see Saw 4. Possibly come back to mine for hen night goodness with the girls but maybe not. Gotta ask Claire first!

I'm absolutely stone cold wiped out. I'm gwan bed, night.

Wham bam, thank you mam

It took me 7 hours to get home yesterday but it was totally worth it.

Friday I set off at 11:30 from my house, got the the train station and it appeared my train to Southampton had been cancelled. This shot my entire journey to bits as if I got the next one my connection would have been lost. So I had to go all the way into London and then tube it to Euston where I got the train to Wigan North Western. I ended up getting there at 18:01 and I had to sit on the floor for the entire journey! My bum felt...well actually it didn't feel anything because it was so numb. Emma picked us up and took us to our hotel/pub with rooms 'Winstons' it was a lovely little room and we even had a TV. Gareth and I then went exploring on Wigan town and ended up spending the entire night in Whetherspoons. We befriended a little nu-rave child outside who told us his stories of going to court and ways to get out of being sent down. The list included:

- Fake tears
- Dressing nicely
- Looking scared

All good tips I feel, but I hope that fact he was only 15 isn't a sign of what Wigan youngens are like! I got fairly drunk fairly quickly (What's new?) and then we got some Chinese takeaway from 'Wok U Like' I kept calling it 'Wok again' for some stupid reason, ha. We took it back to our room and I spilt it all over the bed, such a classy drunk. We had a drink with people at the bar, and watched some girl do kareoke, it was wrong in a lot of ways.

We eventually got out of bed at 12:40, Emma called saying "Where are you?" she was out shopping already!Gareth jumped in the shower, it then blocked and some random pub goer came in to fix it, he did the job though and so I had a shower. There was no way I was going out with hair like that! We met Emma in town and she walked us to the JJB. I think it looked pretty nice from the outside and it was nmice inside too, I didn't realise that it only holds 5,000 more than Fratton Park. Damn sight nicer than Fratton Park though, I guess. Hah. The game was pretty mundane except for the last 20 mins when obviously we scored 2 goals and won the match, woo! Wigan looked a bit shocking at times but then we're not much better. Although I think we've proved we're at least alright considering we're 5th in the league still and have won our last 4 matches 3 of which were away! We walked back into town after the match, Emma met David Nugent! Grrr. Soooo jealous. We got KFC and went back to the room to watch X Factor. What a marvellous day for Gareth; Football match which consisted of 2 teams he didn't really care about, forced to watch X Factor, then forced to go and watch England in the Rugby World Cup final! We left the pub at 21:30 though to go pick up Chris from Preston. We had a good journey although half way I realised I needed the loo VERY badly. Then we came across speed bumps, it was not good. Chris, Emma, Gareth and myself went out to Berkley Square (Some random pub place..) I then left my purse in there and had to run back for it, luckily all my stuff was still in it! We then went to Reflex, had a few drinks in there (I was even more drunk than the friday. Oh dear.) Gareth ran out of money to went out to go to cashpoint, then they wouldn't let him back in cos he didn't have a stamped hand. Anyway long short of it was he got pretty mad at me for leaving him out there for all of 10 minutes whilst I finished my drink. Hmph. I made Chris down the best part of a bottle of bud, proabbly a bad idea he was hungover yesterday, ha!

Really lovely to see them though and hopefully it won't be too long before we see them again!

I'm back to work today and it feels like i've not been away, which it a good thing I suppose. Good day to y'all.

Wigwam

I am on the mend! Woohoo!

Went back to the doctors on wednesday for a check up and he said he can still hear the crackles on my right lung but I am recovering nicely. He tried to get me to go back to work on Wednesday but I said i'd go back Monday. Only problem now is that i'm mega tired if I walk even like 100 metres or summit. I'll be ove it soon, and what is a better way to get over it than going to Wigan tomorrow!

I haven't been to a Pompey away match since we played Wimbledon many moons ago and we lost 2-1. I hope the same doesn't happen this weekend! Getting the train tomorrow at 12:39 i'll arrive in Wigan at 17:22 meet Gareth when he steps on my train at Crewe, then Emma will pick us up from Wigan. I'm excited for saturday! I'll be either excited cos we won and excited because England won the Rugby World Cup or just bummed that we didn't win either! Fingers crossssssssed.

Now I just coloured my hair, am about to get in the bath. I slept 12 hours last night, oh my. Must have been sleepy. I bought an entire outfit yesterday and it is the baddest thing i've ever seen. It's SO good. Righty-ho. I'll be off.

Laterz.

Moan-iaing.

So I found out why I was feeling so ill; I've got Pneumonia. PNEUFUCKINGMONIA! Heaven's above, I was not expecting this. I mean I feel as rotten and rotten vegetables come but Pneumonia is apparently one of the leading causes of death amongst terminally ill and elderly people. Thank Christ i'm not terminally ill or elderly.

I have 2 different types of antibiotics and hopefully this will make me feel right as rain although today i'm pretty sure it was the antibiotics fault that I was feeling slightly nauseus. Ew. Make this soddin' darn tootin' pickin' cough from Lucifer vanish, please, kindly, thankyou. I am signed off work for 2 weeks, not sure how well this is going to go down since I'm going to have no money now if I don't get sick pay. Dear God, my Father is going to be pleased when I tell him I can't pay him for yet another month.

Anyhooty, big love to my Mama who kindly bought me the Independent, LOOK magazine and two bottles of Lucozade today to mend me. What a lovely woman she is. I shall now being nodding off to sleep for about 20 minutes until I wake up to cough my roof off. Goodnight.

I've lost the will...

..i'm so ill....

Saturdays Kids

Had an unexpected invite to Claires AKA: Clive's last night and I bought us some chinese food and we sat in, drank vodka and had a little giggle. I told her about new love interest and she expressed her happiness for me. What a doll she is, our Clive is very hard to please indeed.

I went home at 9:30pm so I could let my Mother in who had just come back from Turkey, alright for some! Ended up in some mixed conversation with about 6/7 members from ROTC. Figured out a new name for Kurtis; Kuntis. He likes it, we like it, everyone's a winner. I went at about 11:30pm cos I was wellllllll tired.

I walked to work from Cosham this morning and though it might be a good idea to take a short cut across the field. WRONG. My shoes were so soaked and my socks are now damp. Buggery. I got here at 9.00am and no body was here so I went on my lonesome to get some toast, I hope they don't think i'm rude but I was hungry! Hmmmmmm marmite goodness.

It's tuesday which means 5 days until saturday, woooooo! I'm such a loser, but to be quite frank, I don't even care. Friday i'm going to Brighton to see Lauren cos it's been longgggg times. We'll party on friday night and then i'm dragging her shopping on saturday before I have to return home for something special. Pizza and Movie. Damn special!

Emma and Chris are going on holiday on Saturday (Or it might be friday i'm not entirely sure..), damn them. Damn them to hell. I want to go on holidayyyyyy. I have Dublin coming up, crap! That reminds me! I have to get Jane a birthday gift. Hmmmmm. What in god's name would she want?! Need to get thinking hat on. Not sure i've got one but i'll just put any old hat on and see what happens.

Bahhh.

It's so worth it

This weekend was mad! Friday I stayed in and felt sorry for myself with a take-away but Saturday I went to Fratton Park for Portsmouth Vs Reading.

I couldn't have wished for a better game. The weirdest thing i've ever seen it ended up 7-4! Spookily part of my dream ended up coming true...Sean Davis scored a long ranger (if, from a deflection) like I dreamt, except it was at the home end. Stranger things have NOT happened. We were in a comfortable 2 nil lead until be balls'd it up and ended up at 2-2. I thought we were doomed even though we looked so much the better side. We made it 3-2 and they got a penalty which was obviously hand ball by Papa, bad papa. Luckily James saved it! After the absolute HOWLER he'd made for their second goal he was all he could do really. We made it 4-2, then it went 5-2, then 5-3 (I was losing track of the score line, so many goals were flying in), then 6-3, then 7-3, then one last gasp from them left it 7-4 and we even cheered when they scored their 4th. It was so surreal. 11 goals in a match?! I don't think anybody thinks when they score 4 goals away from home that they will still end up losing by a 3 goals margin. Hahaha. It was truly amazing. Everyone in the team played so well together. Aside from Benjani's Hatrick i'd have given Sean Davis Man of the Match he out ran everyone. Hermann even scored, that's something we'll probably never seen again!

I left footy and walked to Walkabout where I met Elliot, he'd just arrived from Welwyn/St Albans and he was sitting with some Welsh folk watching Rugby. I paid £4.80 for double vodka in there. Chhhrriisst alive! Stayed there for one drink and then went back to Elliot's halls. They're pretty much like prison but alright. I felt like a scummy student walking around with them getting to know everyone. We went to a pajama party but I had no such thing so I borrowed a pair of Elliot's long shorts which kind of look pajamaish and 'Jon Evvaaannss from Waaallesss' gave me a Bridgend t-shirt...I left the Union at about 11, met Adam, went back to his halls (which are like a palace compared to Elliots) stayed there, ate some pringles, went home. Got in about 12, spoke to Dan for a bit, he's having a crackin' time in Leeds. Fell straight to sleep.

Sunday I did absolutely nothing. Woke up for 7am to watch our goals on MoTD and spoke to my Boyo for a while, then went back to sleep until 12:30, it was marvy. I didn't get out of my pajamas until 5 pm. So all in all, a great day.

Mother is returning from Turkey this evening, hoorah! Proper food returns! Although I did make a corkin' Carbonara last night.

I purchased Wigan away tickets today! £15 each! Whooooop!