KILL ME NOW. I have be cursed today. A bit of niceness comes my way and BAM oh no you don't! ECCLES woman I have had the pleasure of speaking to her 3 times today. Everytime she talks to me I want to cut my own arm off and smack her with it. She has the single most annoying voice i've ever heard in my entire life and I moan about her everyday but today it is especially bad because by CHANCE I have had her get through to me more than twice. I am so certain she has no friends. Nobody on Earth is able to put up with her talking to them for more than 2 minutes before their head explodes into a thousand pieces. Then Byfuckingjove ILLEGALLY PARKED CARS comes through to me. God hates me, obviously. These people phone up for the sake of it I am quite sure. "Hello there is a funeral the the bottom of my road cars have blocked someone's garage" IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR GARAGE! IT'S A FUNERAL! YOU HEARTLESS WENCH! Oh my good god. "Can I take the registration number?" "No I can't see it" Take you arse off the chair near your window and get outside and have a look! One bloke even used the excuse he was in a wheel chair. EXCELLENT! Wheel yourself there, that is actually faster than on foot. I am going to keel over. 3 minutes left. I AM EMILY! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Gah.
Edit: My last call of the day was Eccles. 4 times today. 4 times too many. The actual nail in my coffin.
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