Evening in the queue behind the ladybird lady.

So last night I was mind-numbingly bored so got dressed and went to the Reg to meet Simon. Little did I know there was the BIGGEST queue i've ever seen outside. It was like queuing for a ride at Thorpe Park when you know being in the queue for over an hour is worth it, except this was being in the queue and it totally NOT being worth it.

It was nice to see Simon and meet the friends of his I hadn't met before, so at least I had a good time even if I was only in the until 11 having got in at 10:15! Maxi very kindly bought me a drink for which I must re-pay him for when we next go out. I left at 11, picked up Luca as he requested a trip to the bank. We ate weird but yum chocolate marshmallow things and stopped off at the kwiki mart for Cherry 7up! Sat on the beach wall for a while chatting about things and spent a while trying to decide whether it was a star we could see in the sky or a plane. It never moved so I came to the conclusion it was a Pingu party coming to town. Bahaha. Not a bad evening even though it started off with the dreaded queue behind a girl talking about how she makes ladybird houses....erm...wtf.

Work is offering me jack all to do right now, so here's some more holymoly -

Compare the Meerkat.com -

"We're done with this now, thankyou."

Lifts at work -

"People sprinting for the lift when it arrives; then shoving some part of their fat carcus in the way of doors to stop it closing as if their worthless life depends on it. Fuck off, another one will be along shortly; im trying to get out of the bastard building! Then to round it off, someone gets in on the first floor. IS THAT A JOKE?!"

Kids in Supermarkets -

"If it's going to scream, shout, throw things on the floor, skid about on it's heelies, 'help' you push the trolley (into the backs of people's legs) and generally be a little shite, it should not surprise you when the corner of my basket accidentally smacks it in the face."

Cocaine users -

"Boring, self centered, socially inept and insecure cunts. Roll on the mental health issues and erectile dysfunction."

Michael Jackson Fans outside the O2 -

"Haven't they heard?"

Peter Jones -

"You clearly don't need the money, so why embarrass yourself with that cringeworthy moneysupermarket advert you absolute twange."