Inglourious Basterd.

Well, i've managd to successfully ruin something which was very important to me. How did that happen? It actually amazes me how I manage to do this to myself more than once.

Kate returned from Turkey and I got a text "Hey, how are you? Been up to much? Any goss?x" I think she was rather taken a back when I replied with "Well I managed to start AND end a relationship whilst you were gone, a new record I think :(" The reply of "Oh dear, Grem." said it all. I find it hard to believe anybody would ever feel that way about me, and i've come to the conclusion I need to learn to socially accept myself (If that makes any sense). Cos at the moment, I just get freaked out by any genuine interest which inturn leads me to be a complete moron. Tbh I thought I was doing him a favour, rather than myself. I've ended up feeling probably the worst ever about it. Complete and utter fail.

I've been trying to forget about it to be honest, but it's niggling away at my teeny tiny brain. ARGH! Atleast this weekend I have V festival and I am EVER SO excited to be attending. I am mostly excited about Calvin Harris on Saturday night, I can't even stress how excited! eeeee!! Should be good attending a new festival, with new people and it's Dawn's first festi, so got to make sure she has a great time! Heading off tomorrow at 10am, going to Asda for supplies of alcohol and food! Hell, I need something to drag me out of this black hole.

Saw Inglourious Basterds last night, it was flippin' immense. I really loved it. Not sure why there is so much bad press about it, I thought it was quality. Highly recommend it, deffo go and see!

DoE (Day of Education)

So I basically just made up 'DoE' but I think it works nicely. Since work is the most quiet EVER I am spending a small portion of my day clicking the 'Random Article' Button on Wikipedia.

Here are some of the things I have been learning about -

Mostek (Trutnov District) is a village and municipality in Trutnov District in the Hradec Králové Region of the Czech Republic....

Anna Coren (born April 9, 1975) is an Australian journalist who reports and presents for CNN , and until October 2008 was employed by the the Seven Network and host of the East Coast edition of Today Tonight.

The Paznaun is a valley in Tyrol, Austria leading south-west from Pians (850 m) to the Bielerhöhe (2036 m), a mountain pass at the border of Vorarlberg and Tyrol.

Lubomira Kurhajcova (Ľubomíra Kurhajcová) (born October 11, 1983 in Bratislava, Czechoslovakia) is a Slovak female professional tennis player. She reached her career high singles ranking of No. 59 on May 24, 2004. Although she never passed the first round of a Grand Slam in seven appearances, she did get close at the 2004 French Open when she led Lisa Raymond 6–0, 5–0 in the first round and held two match points, only to lose the match 0–6, 7–5, 6–3.^[1]

Holly Kristen Piirainen (January 19, 1983 – August 5, 1993) was a ten-year-old American murder victim from Grafton, Massachusetts. She and her brother had been visiting their grandparents in Sturbridge, Massachusetts. (Nice...)

Two for the Road is an album by jazz guitarists Herb Ellis and Joe Pass, released in 1974. It was the last recording issued by the two guitarists together.

BORED. I've learnt sod all.

V FESTIVAL ON FRIDAY! 2 more sleeps! Calvin Harris on Saturday night, OH YES! Excitment.

So excited that i've calvinised myself -

Evening in the queue behind the ladybird lady.

So last night I was mind-numbingly bored so got dressed and went to the Reg to meet Simon. Little did I know there was the BIGGEST queue i've ever seen outside. It was like queuing for a ride at Thorpe Park when you know being in the queue for over an hour is worth it, except this was being in the queue and it totally NOT being worth it.

It was nice to see Simon and meet the friends of his I hadn't met before, so at least I had a good time even if I was only in the until 11 having got in at 10:15! Maxi very kindly bought me a drink for which I must re-pay him for when we next go out. I left at 11, picked up Luca as he requested a trip to the bank. We ate weird but yum chocolate marshmallow things and stopped off at the kwiki mart for Cherry 7up! Sat on the beach wall for a while chatting about things and spent a while trying to decide whether it was a star we could see in the sky or a plane. It never moved so I came to the conclusion it was a Pingu party coming to town. Bahaha. Not a bad evening even though it started off with the dreaded queue behind a girl talking about how she makes ladybird houses....erm...wtf.

Work is offering me jack all to do right now, so here's some more holymoly -

Compare the Meerkat.com -

"We're done with this now, thankyou."

Lifts at work -

"People sprinting for the lift when it arrives; then shoving some part of their fat carcus in the way of doors to stop it closing as if their worthless life depends on it. Fuck off, another one will be along shortly; im trying to get out of the bastard building! Then to round it off, someone gets in on the first floor. IS THAT A JOKE?!"

Kids in Supermarkets -

"If it's going to scream, shout, throw things on the floor, skid about on it's heelies, 'help' you push the trolley (into the backs of people's legs) and generally be a little shite, it should not surprise you when the corner of my basket accidentally smacks it in the face."

Cocaine users -

"Boring, self centered, socially inept and insecure cunts. Roll on the mental health issues and erectile dysfunction."

Michael Jackson Fans outside the O2 -

"Haven't they heard?"

Peter Jones -

"You clearly don't need the money, so why embarrass yourself with that cringeworthy moneysupermarket advert you absolute twange."

Moooooovies

So many films I wanna see right now.

My Sisters Keeper
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
The Ugly Truth
Time Traveller's wife
Ice Age 3
Bruno
Orphan
The Proposal


+ more.

Hmm. Saw Public Enemies on friday, it was okay. Definitely should not have drank 2 pints before going in.