Oh hai 4 weeks until Florida! I am more annoying than usual so apologies to all the lovely people that have had to hear me badger on about Florida for the last 9 months! But seriously, you would all do the same, so zip it.
After a slight ordeal on Sunday night we are back in business, who need psychopathic arseholes trying to ruin your life?! Not me :-) Less said about this the better, I just wanted to document it for further chuckles in years to come.
Sara is going on holiday tomorrow for 2 weeks, and it is her birthday this weekend. In aid of all this she has purchased what I can only describe as a buffet for the entire office, I have consumed 2 sausage rolls and 2 torillas chips dipped in salsa. SORTED.
Speaking of birthdays, Sara had her party last Saturday. After Pompey Vs Brighton I was ready to do some serious drinking. Missing a 95th minute Penalty whilst 1 nil down is enough to drive anyone to the drink if you ask me. Headed straight to Sara's with 2 bottles of 'Summer Red' courtesy of Gallo got there about 5:45, left at 09:30 in possibly the most drunken state EVER. Not my finest moment. Decided i'd had too much to drink so went to the bathroom, slept for about 5 minutes on the bathroom floor then thought to myself "probably not best to sleep here, i'll go find a bed". Just happened to be Wyatt's bed, Sara's 16 year old Son. Jay got a search party together and Phil even walked down the road in fear of me having fallen down an actual ditch. There I was minding my own business asleep on a comfy bed! Sorry guys! Got home at 9:30...I am totally ashamed that I was in my own bed by 10pm!! What an absolute douchebag.
There you have it, the story of my Saturday night. Sunday was spent recovering.
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