And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
Cos we're just under the upperhand
And go mad for a couple of grams
And she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Thursday, 18 August 2011
Definition of D-Bag
Oh hai 4 weeks until Florida! I am more annoying than usual so apologies to all the lovely people that have had to hear me badger on about Florida for the last 9 months! But seriously, you would all do the same, so zip it.
After a slight ordeal on Sunday night we are back in business, who need psychopathic arseholes trying to ruin your life?! Not me :-) Less said about this the better, I just wanted to document it for further chuckles in years to come.
Sara is going on holiday tomorrow for 2 weeks, and it is her birthday this weekend. In aid of all this she has purchased what I can only describe as a buffet for the entire office, I have consumed 2 sausage rolls and 2 torillas chips dipped in salsa. SORTED.
Speaking of birthdays, Sara had her party last Saturday. After Pompey Vs Brighton I was ready to do some serious drinking. Missing a 95th minute Penalty whilst 1 nil down is enough to drive anyone to the drink if you ask me. Headed straight to Sara's with 2 bottles of 'Summer Red' courtesy of Gallo got there about 5:45, left at 09:30 in possibly the most drunken state EVER. Not my finest moment. Decided i'd had too much to drink so went to the bathroom, slept for about 5 minutes on the bathroom floor then thought to myself "probably not best to sleep here, i'll go find a bed". Just happened to be Wyatt's bed, Sara's 16 year old Son. Jay got a search party together and Phil even walked down the road in fear of me having fallen down an actual ditch. There I was minding my own business asleep on a comfy bed! Sorry guys! Got home at 9:30...I am totally ashamed that I was in my own bed by 10pm!! What an absolute douchebag.
There you have it, the story of my Saturday night. Sunday was spent recovering.
After a slight ordeal on Sunday night we are back in business, who need psychopathic arseholes trying to ruin your life?! Not me :-) Less said about this the better, I just wanted to document it for further chuckles in years to come.
Sara is going on holiday tomorrow for 2 weeks, and it is her birthday this weekend. In aid of all this she has purchased what I can only describe as a buffet for the entire office, I have consumed 2 sausage rolls and 2 torillas chips dipped in salsa. SORTED.
Speaking of birthdays, Sara had her party last Saturday. After Pompey Vs Brighton I was ready to do some serious drinking. Missing a 95th minute Penalty whilst 1 nil down is enough to drive anyone to the drink if you ask me. Headed straight to Sara's with 2 bottles of 'Summer Red' courtesy of Gallo got there about 5:45, left at 09:30 in possibly the most drunken state EVER. Not my finest moment. Decided i'd had too much to drink so went to the bathroom, slept for about 5 minutes on the bathroom floor then thought to myself "probably not best to sleep here, i'll go find a bed". Just happened to be Wyatt's bed, Sara's 16 year old Son. Jay got a search party together and Phil even walked down the road in fear of me having fallen down an actual ditch. There I was minding my own business asleep on a comfy bed! Sorry guys! Got home at 9:30...I am totally ashamed that I was in my own bed by 10pm!! What an absolute douchebag.
There you have it, the story of my Saturday night. Sunday was spent recovering.
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Mama Says!
I am getting slightly worried at the number of mental dreams I have been having recently. Last night everybody had left for Turkey except me and Calum who were left in the house for some odd reason. We did some gardening and then it was as though we had our old back door again but we couldn't find the key to lock it. I honestly don't know what possesses me to have these weird dreams, it's not as if I ate a block of cheese before bed.
On a totally separate note it really really bothers me that there is all this shit going on in the world and all some people can say is "There's devastation in Norway and people are moaning about JD Sports getting broken into" - I would like to add there is ALWAYS somebody worse off than you. So of course there is something really bad going on elsewhere, people are hurting, people are dying, people are grieving but a the end of the day this shit is going on in our own back gardens. Nobody is saying one thing is more important than the other, by taking an interest in the London/UK Riots it's not giving Norway the finger. Gaaaaaah. Ridic.
JR and I took a rockin' trip to London at the weekend, we refrained from looting and rioting whilst we were there and it was a pleasant trip. I was totally zonked on Saturday night and we stayed in what appeared to be a room in which a mouse could live but it was lovely! Saw Super 8 @ the IMAX, which was awesome! Genuinely great film and the IMAX is just wicked. Love it! Drank cocktails and tapas in Las Iguanas on Southbank, Nandos in Covent Garden and Slug & Lettuce drinks on Regents Street. A great day with my boy it has to be said :) Looking forward to a couple of birthday meals coming up for him later in the month :)
Also - 37 sleeps until Florida!! Ohhhhh Yeah! It's gonna be super delish in every kind of way! I can't stop looking at the Bubba Gump Shrimp website. Mouth. Watering. This chain of restaurants definitely needs to open in the UK although saying that it might take away the special spark it has. I am totally getting a free glass again!! I'm collecting. New York, Orlando - next stop LA or San Fran?? Please!
Speaking of delish, Molly Mo & Summer are the epitome of delish. Love them more each day :) Growing up so fast, both weigh over 9lb now! The only time in your life when weight gain is a positive experience.
On a totally separate note it really really bothers me that there is all this shit going on in the world and all some people can say is "There's devastation in Norway and people are moaning about JD Sports getting broken into" - I would like to add there is ALWAYS somebody worse off than you. So of course there is something really bad going on elsewhere, people are hurting, people are dying, people are grieving but a the end of the day this shit is going on in our own back gardens. Nobody is saying one thing is more important than the other, by taking an interest in the London/UK Riots it's not giving Norway the finger. Gaaaaaah. Ridic.
JR and I took a rockin' trip to London at the weekend, we refrained from looting and rioting whilst we were there and it was a pleasant trip. I was totally zonked on Saturday night and we stayed in what appeared to be a room in which a mouse could live but it was lovely! Saw Super 8 @ the IMAX, which was awesome! Genuinely great film and the IMAX is just wicked. Love it! Drank cocktails and tapas in Las Iguanas on Southbank, Nandos in Covent Garden and Slug & Lettuce drinks on Regents Street. A great day with my boy it has to be said :) Looking forward to a couple of birthday meals coming up for him later in the month :)
Also - 37 sleeps until Florida!! Ohhhhh Yeah! It's gonna be super delish in every kind of way! I can't stop looking at the Bubba Gump Shrimp website. Mouth. Watering. This chain of restaurants definitely needs to open in the UK although saying that it might take away the special spark it has. I am totally getting a free glass again!! I'm collecting. New York, Orlando - next stop LA or San Fran?? Please!
Speaking of delish, Molly Mo & Summer are the epitome of delish. Love them more each day :) Growing up so fast, both weigh over 9lb now! The only time in your life when weight gain is a positive experience.
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