Insy Winsy...

Today has seen me in a variety of moods. One minute i'm pretty much the happiest ever, the next I feel totally full of rage and read to snap a pencil in half. (I was going to go for snap somebody's head off..., but realised snapping a pencil is far more likely.)

I got into work this morning, all happy due to the sun shining and having made a rough itinerary for Florida last night! Sat down at my desk only to see that somebody has removed the ball of my mouse. First off I assume somebody is playing some sort of game with me although generally 9am is too early to be playing tricks on anybody. This is usually saved for the afternoons when we're lethargic and bored! My team Confirmed that nobody was having a lily laugh, so obviously I was actual fuming! Who would do this? Commit such a cowardly act never to be seen again. Using a normal mouse gives me a hurty thumb so I am now missing my mouse muchly :( I am finding it difficult to get to grips with this bastard old one. I am a mouse snob, it has to be said. Never fear I have ordered a new one and it shall be locked away each evening you thieving mouse ball whack job.

I took upon the exciting task of 'sorting out my purse' today and I found a European Health Insurance card which expired in 2010. I have applied for a new one although I don't really know what I used it for in the first place. It is probably better to have one than to not, even though I rarely holiday in Europe. (Ha! 'Rarely Holiday', get me. Probably one of the most cringe things I've ever said.) Speaking of holiday, Jay and I made a rough itinerary of Florida last night. It has become apparent that fitting everything in is going to be a struggle! Well, not really a struggle but to conclude - I will be so tired I will need match sticks to prop open my eyelids should I need to be seen to be awake at any stage during the holiday. Jay could probably take me on tower of terror and I wouldn't know about it. In fact I may suggest this to him, you may only take me on tower of terror if I am indeed asleep.

After planning the itinerary, we found ourselves perusing Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream flavours in the US. They have about a billion more flavours than we do in the UK. A lot of Peanut Butter grossdisgustinggrossgrossgross flavours, but also a lot of amazingwonderfulyesyesyes flavours. I am looking forward to sampling some in the US of A. Never mind that, there we were drooling over the yummy icefeeeeem flavours and there it is, A MASSIVE, GIGANTIC SPIDER casually taking a stance by the sofa ready to make it's move across the carpet. Well, I can safely say I am in fact still scared of spiders, not just any spiders (actually, yes any spiders) but this was a mammoth hairy beast of a spider which needed to be shot in my opinion but I had to make do with Dad throwing it out of the front door. I now have the heeby jeebies, it's not contagious, not to worry.

I do not wish to experience this again any time soon.