Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Yeah so...

...if you could kindly remove this burn from my head I would appreciate it.

Monday, 18 April 2011

I'm like - baby, baby.

So basically it's 151 days until Florida, i'm a little worried if i'm this excited now there is a good chance self combustion could take place between now and boarding the aeroplane! Ohhhhhhhh yeah!

Daily Florida excitement is now out of the way so I am free to type of tonight's extravaganza which is.....curry and TV. (You can see why I am so excited for Florida.) - In all seriousness, it is going to be yummy.

It's Monday, the official worst day of the week but I am not letting this get me down. A sexy man eyed me in the car this morning which was new, mainly because Portsmouth holds no sexy men except for my one and only Jay W, I like to think he was looking at me, though he was probably looking at the curry house on the left which is yet to open tbh. After a bumpy week last week, I am determined to be happy this week with no down falls :) Plus - 4 day week! Hurrah!

I ate a chocolate brownie this morning that Terry made and I have to say I am finding it hard to move this afternoon. The gooeyest, most thick, heavy, fatty piece of goodness i've ever eaten. I'll be having dreams about it tonight whilst I am all alone in the big house. Boo :(

For a last note - The amount of crap I hear on a daily basis from this place is starting to actual kill me from the inside. That is all.

Monday, 11 April 2011

Insy Winsy...

Today has seen me in a variety of moods. One minute i'm pretty much the happiest ever, the next I feel totally full of rage and read to snap a pencil in half. (I was going to go for snap somebody's head off..., but realised snapping a pencil is far more likely.)

I got into work this morning, all happy due to the sun shining and having made a rough itinerary for Florida last night! Sat down at my desk only to see that somebody has removed the ball of my mouse. First off I assume somebody is playing some sort of game with me although generally 9am is too early to be playing tricks on anybody. This is usually saved for the afternoons when we're lethargic and bored! My team Confirmed that nobody was having a lily laugh, so obviously I was actual fuming! Who would do this? Commit such a cowardly act never to be seen again. Using a normal mouse gives me a hurty thumb so I am now missing my mouse muchly :( I am finding it difficult to get to grips with this bastard old one. I am a mouse snob, it has to be said. Never fear I have ordered a new one and it shall be locked away each evening you thieving mouse ball whack job.

I took upon the exciting task of 'sorting out my purse' today and I found a European Health Insurance card which expired in 2010. I have applied for a new one although I don't really know what I used it for in the first place. It is probably better to have one than to not, even though I rarely holiday in Europe. (Ha! 'Rarely Holiday', get me. Probably one of the most cringe things I've ever said.) Speaking of holiday, Jay and I made a rough itinerary of Florida last night. It has become apparent that fitting everything in is going to be a struggle! Well, not really a struggle but to conclude - I will be so tired I will need match sticks to prop open my eyelids should I need to be seen to be awake at any stage during the holiday. Jay could probably take me on tower of terror and I wouldn't know about it. In fact I may suggest this to him, you may only take me on tower of terror if I am indeed asleep.

After planning the itinerary, we found ourselves perusing Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream flavours in the US. They have about a billion more flavours than we do in the UK. A lot of Peanut Butter grossdisgustinggrossgrossgross flavours, but also a lot of amazingwonderfulyesyesyes flavours. I am looking forward to sampling some in the US of A. Never mind that, there we were drooling over the yummy icefeeeeem flavours and there it is, A MASSIVE, GIGANTIC SPIDER casually taking a stance by the sofa ready to make it's move across the carpet. Well, I can safely say I am in fact still scared of spiders, not just any spiders (actually, yes any spiders) but this was a mammoth hairy beast of a spider which needed to be shot in my opinion but I had to make do with Dad throwing it out of the front door. I now have the heeby jeebies, it's not contagious, not to worry.

I do not wish to experience this again any time soon.

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

I'm beggin' you for bird seed

It's not often you have a rod stuck under your skin but yesterday that was me. A jab to the arm which may I advise anyone who is thinking of having a contraceptive implant - it STINGS LIKE HELL! Oh well, now it's in and I don't have to remember to take a pill everyday for the next 3 years happy days. I do actually have genuine concern for my memory. I used to have such a cracking memory and now I seem to forget things on a daily basis. Worried much?

This weekend was none other than awesome - Dawn and I went to see Peter Kay who was hilario! "Duffy's been begging me for bird seed for years" - hahaha. That whole section of the set was probably my fave. That and the leotard. Phwoar. We went to a very posh nandos; is there such thing I hear you ask? Apparently there is, situated in Chandos Place, Covent Garden. Good times! D and I met up with Paul and his friend Jack which was lovely. We went to the Porterhouse for a drink where I had Savanna Cider which i'd never had before but was pleasantly surprised. We took off about 6:30 to go to The O2 Arena, it is wicked in there! You would not think that all these amenities fit under this one roof including that HUGE arena. Mental. Dawn and I were pretty much the highest seat you could get but I actually didn't feel it made much of a difference. Bit wobbly up there if anything :/ £4.80 for a small brothers cider, now that is what we call day light robbery. I will be teaching my new niece(s)/Nephew(s) about this ASAP.

Speaking of new Niece's and Nephew's it's only approx 72 days until they arrive. Time is literally flying and before we know it they will be here to say hello to their Auntie Em :-) Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaahh!

I have a bout a billion thoughts going round in my head at the mo but really have no idea what to write about them. Going to put them in a little box in my head and go back to them later.

Byes.