Newest Holy Molys tbh

Pig flu bandwagon product advertisers:

"Any company trying to sell products off the back of the Pig Flu non-event, like anyone who sells tissues or handwash. I hope you get it first you fucking parasites..."

Traffic Wardens:

"Take the wheel of my van you spineless cunt and YOU try and make a delivery on a busy high street without parking on double yellow lines. Yes I know there are 'loading bays' but they are currently occupied by cunty car drivers 'nipping in' to the bank/post office. Why aren't you fucking them over instead of making my already hard job harder?"

Thursday's Metro:

"Page 21, a story about a dumb fuck woman killing an elephant for a bet and the metro actually printing it. Cunts all round!"

Glade Advert:

"I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo at Pauls! Fuck off to Pauls then you spoiled little cunt I hope his dad turns out to be Gary Glitter, then in future you will do a shit wherever you're fucking told."

Kill your speed Advert:

"Bloke spends his day seeing the dead body of a kid he knocked over. Goes shopping - dead body. Brushes teeth - corpse. Can't sleep - mangled child. Slight flaw here, the kid is a fucking ginger. Surely it encourages speeding if the end result is a flat duracel on the pavement? No harm, no foul here. They are a fair game, day-glo, water for blood, beacon for bonnets, target. People care more about cats than gingers. They should have used a dead cat instead. Daft cunts."

Stella 4%:

"A lighter brew than the Original Ole Wife Beater. Still gave me a bastard hangover."

Tim Lovejoy:

"I honestly don't know where to start, and daren't for the possiblity of never reaching the end."

Madonna:

"Who the fuck do you think you are choosing one lucky child to have a silver spoon life while the rest of the poor bastards starve to death? Isn't it better to build the town a school or something and give them all a fucking meal or two rather than pick one at random."

Confused.com Advert:

"How can a website be very friendly? That 'random' cunt in the purple t-shirt can fuck off as well."

Work:

"Just because you are very lucky to even have a job, does not make it less shit."

WH Smith:

"Can I interest you in some Galaxy chocolate for 99p? No, or I'd have picked some up myself. Isn't that how a shop is supposed to work? Still, nice response to the national obesity crisis."

Tunes I need in my life

following on from previous blog -

Florence and the Machine - Lungs. My god this woman has the most incredible voice. I think I love her.
Friendly Fires - Friendly Fires.
Paolo Nutni - Sunny Side Up.
Kasabian - West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum.
Killers - Day and Age
Faithless - Forever Faithless
Both Live Lounge Albums
Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare/What ever people say I am, that's what i'm not.
Newton Faulkner - Handbuilt by Robots
Kanye West- Late Registration
RX Bandits - And the Battle Begun, The Resignation, Progress.
Motion City Soundtrack - I am the Movie, Commit this to Memory, Even if it Kills me.

Some oldies but goodies.

I'm not alone.

Can you stay up for the weekend and blame god for looking too old, can find all that you stand for
has been replaced with mountains of gold, you cannot dream yourself to notice to feel pain and swallow fear, but can you stay up for the weekend for next year.

God I can’t do this any more, though ill be laid down on the floor, as many feet walk through the door.

I’m not alone

If I see a light flashing, could this mean that I’m coming home?
If I see a man waving, does this mean that I’m not alone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bigweekend/2009/artists/calvinharris/

YES.

May day, May day

So this weekend was fun times. Abby turned 30, we had a great party on friday night which involved mexican food and tequila! Was great fun, everybody who is everybody was round and it ended around 2am. Abby asking me how to work her new iPod at 1am did not go down well. Slept on the couch again, was quite comfy! Saturday I finally decided to move home, just wasn't able to actually have a life down there which was quite sad so I figure moving home is the best option. Most people supportive, few people absolute dicks about it but it's fine! When I moved out my parents destroyed all my furniture, which now means my room is a pile of clothing plus lots of bags and boxes and they think they're going to clean the carpet - Good luck!

Saturday was the footy, got thumped by Arsenal 3-0. Gay. Got a hair cut, left the hair place at 2:35 - managed to go home get my season ticket AND drive to the footy, park and make it in there with a min to spare! Well in. Saturday night was Abster's birthday party, had a great time with everyone and got to know Han a little more. How delightful she is. Looking forward to hanging out a little more. Got horrendously drunk and could barely walk, fell off the stage onto some guitar pedals, what the fuck was I thinking SINGING on stage. Good Christ. Apologies all round. Fell into bed when I got home, Danielle apparently walked in on my naked but I seriously have no recollection of this which is rather worrying!

Sunday I felt like death so did sod all. Monday I moved EVERYTHING out. Planned to take another trip tonight but Luke kindly offered to help me take the last of the stuff to we piled up the estate and off we went! Aside from the Headcandy music, it was fun and moving goes.

Soooo good to sleep comfortably last night, with more than 1 thin pillow. Back to eating normally.

So i've been listening to lots of different music recently (Well, different for me anyway!)

I need these albums in my life:

Calvin Harris - Created Disco
Daniel Merriweather - Love & War
The Maccabees - Wall of Arms
Maximo Park - Quicken the Heart
Marmaduke Duke - Duke Pendemonium
Enter Shikari - Common Dreads (See what those boys are producing these days!)
La Roux - La Roux
Bat for Lashes - Two Suns
Bloc Party - Intimacy Remixed
Sigur ros - Von


Plus more. Please.

Yes please.