So tonight was actually the most random thing ever.
Went to Bec's to watch scummers get beat, which they did, 3-0! Whoop whoop! Had an unexpected roast dinner at Bec's as Leanne was ill so I ate hers then she came downstairs saying she was infact hungry whilst I was mid mouthful. Unlucky! I was drinking a bulmers knowing full well I was driving home but thought 1 wouldn't matter, then Sumo pulls out Baileys cheese cake with Mint Liquor cream. I'm not sure this helped in me not being over the limit but it was fine!
Bec and I then took a trip to Kate's and Kate and I had decided to let Becca in on our Bingo trips (Yeah, we're cool, I know.) so we went to the Arcade's on the seafront. We actually won 7 pound or perhaps 8 although lost it all again. Definitely recruited Becca though she was getting well into it! Having 3 people was a slight issue as one would have to be the 'caller outer'. 2 simple words of 'yes' or 'no' but it didn't really matter as nobody was really paying attention to whoever was the 'caller outer' it was a bit part job. We left after losing funds on Bingo and trying to win a Peter, Brian or Lois family guy doll on the grabber machine. I've decided I hate grabber machines they mug you off a treat and steal your money.
On we went as I drove us away from the arcade, went back home the Eastney way and was coming round by the Eastney Tavern and we saw what we think was someone crow barring a car. We were in two minds whether to call the police but was got a little bit excited so went round the block to pass the guy again to see if he actually was trying to steal a car or whether he was just having a hard time getting into his own car. We established he had some sort of facial hair and a pony tail and infact a crow bar. We went round the block 3 times and by the 3rd time he was gone so we tried to follow him but completely lost the car. Shame because somebody is either very unfortunate or he had to do a Camper Car jobby and bend the door to get in.
Somehow Becca was talking about Pigeon House Lane and I said i'd never been there so we took a trip to the hill. Stopped off at Mick's when some car of juvenile boys started throwing things at my car. I know my car is a pile of crap but it's MY pile of crap and nobody will throw stuff at it. Poor Junior. Becca was getting irate on the back seat saying things like 'i'm gonna fucking beat one of them in a minute' and 'what the fuck do they think they're doing they look like blazing squad'. Kate and I thought the first was an empty threat until they threw something which made a loudish sound and Becca opened the door and starting shouting obscenities at them. One of their retorts was 'four eyes' - I think this confirms they were infact 12 and driving illegally. We cut our argument short and drove off. Whilst driving off Becca shouts 'See you at the cross roads you fucking cunts' Bahaha.
We pulled into a random lay byish kind of area which i'm convinced was a dogging area. There were two vans, one red and one white. The red one moved quite sharpish when we arrive then we looked over to see a guy in the white van moving kind of oddly. We couldn't work out if he was on his own or not then we saw a kind of stray arm and a leg. God knows what sort of position his co-habitant was in but we then realised we were quite clearly witnessing some dogging and felt a little perverse yet still didn't leave. I think they were sort of embarrassed as it was clearly a youngish couple (actually, who knows if they were a couple he probably just picked her up off the street...) they left as well and it was soon the lonely UVC all by itself. We moved on further and finally went down pigeon house lane. Which, by the way is the smallest lane ever, you're fucked if someone is coming the other way!
Drove to the very end and came to a two way road, decided on left and carried on through the country lanes. Came across signs for Denmead which made us feel safe because we knew this! Random came out near the dogging spot we'd previously seen and carried on up to Southwick. We went down a small lane (or at least what we thought was a lane, turned out to go through one end and come out the other to be on the same road we were on in the first place.) and saw a random Gypsy in a big old coat step out of his caravan and put out a fire!
We went down Pigeon House Lane again (How many times do I wanna say Pigeon house lane in one blog?) - went off a different way ended up in the village and went left down braid lane or summit I can't remember the lane. We saw such things as Croftwood Farm or whatever it was, a place called 'Sheepwash' whatever that is. We came to the conclusion it was a place where people wash sheep although i'm almost certain we're wrong. Would have been good though. Also a place called Heath which had a sign post but i'm sure it's not actually a real place because no longer had we left the sign for 'Heath' had we arrived in Denmead. We saw a Rat near the dogging spot and a Rabbit some where near Sheepwash. Becca also says she saw a Rabbit on the way back but Kate thought it looked too big for a rabbit and dubbed it a bouncing cat.
Ended up coming out near Denmead and driving back home through Waterlooville. Quite an adventure to say the least and a fun one. We came to a sign that said 'Winchester City Council' at some point which scared me slightly as I hadn't a clue where we were and I definitely did not think we had come that far! Almost too much excitement for one night and 3 ladies.
Starting the Gym tomorrow, my actual god. Hour in the Gym, 20 lengths of the swimming pool and the sauna. BRING IT ON!
WHOOP!
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