It's been nice.

So basically it's Friday. Which basically means it's the weekend. Basically, yeah.

It has been a fun-filled 5 days. Well, I say 'fun-filled', not sure if those are the right words exactly but they've certainly been filled with something. For those that are interested it went as follows:

Monday - My god my memory is really lacking a few brain cells. I can't even remember. Gimme a minute....Jesus Christ on a bike how could I forget what I did on Monday? THE MIGHTY BOOSH! It was an absolutely bangin' show. Noel Fielding is strangely attractive, probably one of the most facially challenged men i've ever seen but there is SOMETHING about him. My face hurt from laughing so much after the show and it definitely made me want to see the boosh again. For sure! After Boosh theatrics Adam realised he'd left his key in the car so we had to break into the camper car. Bending the door back and me trying to fit my chubby arm in to get the lock has left me with a bruise. Fun all the same though, that car in indestructable.

Tuesday - Vicki answered the phone sounded very odd and a little upset so I raced down there to save the day. Turns out Ben is a prick still (yeah, like how I said still.) Apparently she has the worst taste in men ever. I never see her cry yet she was balling her eyes out and the words 'I love him' were escaping her mouth yet again. He's taking up perfectly valueable human space on this Earth, I do not see the need for him. Anyway, I took her out for our weekly trip to the Slug and Lettuce, others are convinced it's a date but we know best. Sat down with a pint and we talked it out, although fairly sure we didn't come to any sort of conclusion, except he's a cockend and she's also a cockend for going back to him ever time. We played 'itbox' - I say 'it box' very lightly as it was fake itbox. Had some quality games that we found though; 'hide and seek' which was a bit like the generation game for twats. We failed at this and moved on to 'violent veg' - so violent that the sweetcorn was swearing at us. How fucking rude. At this point Vicki made me laugh and cider came out my nose. This was not fun. Saw Skinny for a momentary moment and this was most pleasent.

Wednesday - On way home from work and Becca calls me, I answer very quickly to say i'm driving and i'll call her back and just hang up before she's had a chance to say anything. I got to Cartek and she's calling me again, this time I answer and she sounds flippin' dreadful. Turns out Steve is the cock we always thought he was and after a good 2 and a half years they've broken up. I won't dilvuge actions as this is Becca's shizzle and i'm sure she won't appreciate it but words fai lme when it comes to this man. Apparently 27 years of age, apprently not though, apparently 12. Yeah, apparently. APPARENTLY. This is putting me off men, i'm quite enjoying being single. Although it gets awfully lonely when there's no one to stay with once in a while. this is why Vicki and I have to go on date's together. We are/were the only singletons ish. I'm not counting Ben as a boyfriend to Vicki as he's more of a piece of shit that gets stuck to her occasionally. So long story long, I took Bec to see Kate's new Puppy who is absolutely quality, pee's on the newspaper and everything. This cheered her up immensely and she was laughing a whole lot at Pub quiz last night which was nice to see.

Thursday - Pub quiz! Picked James up, (I wish I could think of a cruel nickname for him as he calls me Grem along with the rest of the old school crew, grrr.) picked Becca up, picked Vicki up and THEN went to pub quiz at The Green Post. There was a lot of picking up before hand, but I don't mind, ya know, cos i'm nice. My car tried to cut out when it was just James and I but I taught it a lesson and we soon had it going again. We came 4th in the pub quiz which was actually our best spot yet I think. Some keeno old people next to us tried to get us disqualified. They laughed at me for putting 'tipple' as a type of glass. I don't fucking know do I! Better to put a shit made up answer than nothing at all, then they had the cheek to put the answer "Russia OR Poland" for the question "Which countries largest outsource is vodka?" and "Fosters or XXXX" for "Which beer is most famous in Australia?" Yeah, like you can put TWO answers and hope one of them is right. Fuckwits, I marked them wrong obviously. After the music was in the 50's and 60's and they got a bit quiz happy with this as they were about 50+ we just put "Wasn't born" for most answers, which didn't leave them with the best of looks on their faces because they probably realised how unfortunate it was that all they had to look forward to was getting a few pub quiz answers correct on a Thursday night. I got the Dusty Springfield track though, whoop whoop! We made James put the Mother Pucker lipgloss on and was actually LOLing when he couldn't get it off. I dropped everyone home and Skinny and I went for a short drive. I say Short, I think I saw most of Portsmouth. It was fun to say the least, I learnt about mice and all sorts. Educational, if you will. Mmm. :)

Friday - This is today and all I know is that the girls are coming over tonight and we're going to chat and eat some form of food, - I hope Chinese. Where would I be without these girls?

Conference call. Laters.