What a quality day with the family it's been. After the excellent Christmas Day last weekend at Damo's it was time for Boxing Day this week. Proper cold meats and mash! Mum whipped up a Banoffee pie too, my god it was almost TOO good.
We've played Scatergories; Nanny was actually the best partner to have for this. "We could have had Ardvark for this, OR Ant Eater!!!" - Er..yes Nan, if the letter was 'A'. As it was, the letter was 'W'...Priceless. We also did some shit pub quiz DVD which was actually quite fun. I've eaten enough cheese to feed an army and now feel a little sick but it was totally worth it. Work tomorrow, booooo.
Went to footy with Dad yesterday and we ended up a 2-2 draw with Hull. Glen Johnson scored an absolute BEAUTY! It's a shame it wasn't the match winner. We were unlucky not to take all three points, oh well. Better luck Thursday against AC MILAN - not! Who knows, we could pull something out the bag against a team that has been European Champions and is one of the best teams in the world if not THe best team in the world. Hmmmmmm!
Just before footy I let Dad park my car as we had to park in the most ridiculous place ever. (Who am I kidding, I just can't park.) Anyway, we're in position and he's pulled my handbrake up like a flipping Elephant and whoa there goes my handbrake cable! Yes yes, it probably would have broken sooner rather than later but STILL! I blame him entirely. Hmph. Trip to Damo's tomorrow!
Friday was shittest Friday i'd had in a long time I think I went to sleep about 10pm.
The fam went out dressed as Duracell Bunnys for Kev's birthday bash on saturday night. Theme was TV Adverts and aside from Adam's AWESOME Pepperami attempt, I think we looked pretty quality and only a few others rivalled us on effort. Pics on facebook for all to see, we have no shame! (Except Caroline who wants to untag herself from all photos...)
Have a sore lip, damn cold weather. YES COLD WEATHER!
Sunday, 23 November 2008
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
pU deF, yletelpmoC. SREKCUS, deaR t'naC
I thought a bird shitting on my car was suppose to be good luck? Obvs not. England did win, alas this was not the luck I needed.
I'm going to be a Duracell bunny on Saturday, gash. Friday is going to be fun, doing FUCK ALL. Flippin' great. How shit do I feel at this current moment on a scale of 1 to 10? About 11. Although it could be worse, 12 or something. Gonna see Kate during the day because I have the day off which is sent from heaven. I can't wait for a lay in.
Officially the worse blog this year.
Bye.
I'm going to be a Duracell bunny on Saturday, gash. Friday is going to be fun, doing FUCK ALL. Flippin' great. How shit do I feel at this current moment on a scale of 1 to 10? About 11. Although it could be worse, 12 or something. Gonna see Kate during the day because I have the day off which is sent from heaven. I can't wait for a lay in.
Officially the worse blog this year.
Bye.
Friday, 14 November 2008
It's been nice.
So basically it's Friday. Which basically means it's the weekend. Basically, yeah.
It has been a fun-filled 5 days. Well, I say 'fun-filled', not sure if those are the right words exactly but they've certainly been filled with something. For those that are interested it went as follows:
Monday - My god my memory is really lacking a few brain cells. I can't even remember. Gimme a minute....Jesus Christ on a bike how could I forget what I did on Monday? THE MIGHTY BOOSH! It was an absolutely bangin' show. Noel Fielding is strangely attractive, probably one of the most facially challenged men i've ever seen but there is SOMETHING about him. My face hurt from laughing so much after the show and it definitely made me want to see the boosh again. For sure! After Boosh theatrics Adam realised he'd left his key in the car so we had to break into the camper car. Bending the door back and me trying to fit my chubby arm in to get the lock has left me with a bruise. Fun all the same though, that car in indestructable.
Tuesday - Vicki answered the phone sounded very odd and a little upset so I raced down there to save the day. Turns out Ben is a prick still (yeah, like how I said still.) Apparently she has the worst taste in men ever. I never see her cry yet she was balling her eyes out and the words 'I love him' were escaping her mouth yet again. He's taking up perfectly valueable human space on this Earth, I do not see the need for him. Anyway, I took her out for our weekly trip to the Slug and Lettuce, others are convinced it's a date but we know best. Sat down with a pint and we talked it out, although fairly sure we didn't come to any sort of conclusion, except he's a cockend and she's also a cockend for going back to him ever time. We played 'itbox' - I say 'it box' very lightly as it was fake itbox. Had some quality games that we found though; 'hide and seek' which was a bit like the generation game for twats. We failed at this and moved on to 'violent veg' - so violent that the sweetcorn was swearing at us. How fucking rude. At this point Vicki made me laugh and cider came out my nose. This was not fun. Saw Skinny for a momentary moment and this was most pleasent.
Wednesday - On way home from work and Becca calls me, I answer very quickly to say i'm driving and i'll call her back and just hang up before she's had a chance to say anything. I got to Cartek and she's calling me again, this time I answer and she sounds flippin' dreadful. Turns out Steve is the cock we always thought he was and after a good 2 and a half years they've broken up. I won't dilvuge actions as this is Becca's shizzle and i'm sure she won't appreciate it but words fai lme when it comes to this man. Apparently 27 years of age, apprently not though, apparently 12. Yeah, apparently. APPARENTLY. This is putting me off men, i'm quite enjoying being single. Although it gets awfully lonely when there's no one to stay with once in a while. this is why Vicki and I have to go on date's together. We are/were the only singletons ish. I'm not counting Ben as a boyfriend to Vicki as he's more of a piece of shit that gets stuck to her occasionally. So long story long, I took Bec to see Kate's new Puppy who is absolutely quality, pee's on the newspaper and everything. This cheered her up immensely and she was laughing a whole lot at Pub quiz last night which was nice to see.
Thursday - Pub quiz! Picked James up, (I wish I could think of a cruel nickname for him as he calls me Grem along with the rest of the old school crew, grrr.) picked Becca up, picked Vicki up and THEN went to pub quiz at The Green Post. There was a lot of picking up before hand, but I don't mind, ya know, cos i'm nice. My car tried to cut out when it was just James and I but I taught it a lesson and we soon had it going again. We came 4th in the pub quiz which was actually our best spot yet I think. Some keeno old people next to us tried to get us disqualified. They laughed at me for putting 'tipple' as a type of glass. I don't fucking know do I! Better to put a shit made up answer than nothing at all, then they had the cheek to put the answer "Russia OR Poland" for the question "Which countries largest outsource is vodka?" and "Fosters or XXXX" for "Which beer is most famous in Australia?" Yeah, like you can put TWO answers and hope one of them is right. Fuckwits, I marked them wrong obviously. After the music was in the 50's and 60's and they got a bit quiz happy with this as they were about 50+ we just put "Wasn't born" for most answers, which didn't leave them with the best of looks on their faces because they probably realised how unfortunate it was that all they had to look forward to was getting a few pub quiz answers correct on a Thursday night. I got the Dusty Springfield track though, whoop whoop! We made James put the Mother Pucker lipgloss on and was actually LOLing when he couldn't get it off. I dropped everyone home and Skinny and I went for a short drive. I say Short, I think I saw most of Portsmouth. It was fun to say the least, I learnt about mice and all sorts. Educational, if you will. Mmm. :)
Friday - This is today and all I know is that the girls are coming over tonight and we're going to chat and eat some form of food, - I hope Chinese. Where would I be without these girls?
Conference call. Laters.
It has been a fun-filled 5 days. Well, I say 'fun-filled', not sure if those are the right words exactly but they've certainly been filled with something. For those that are interested it went as follows:
Monday - My god my memory is really lacking a few brain cells. I can't even remember. Gimme a minute....Jesus Christ on a bike how could I forget what I did on Monday? THE MIGHTY BOOSH! It was an absolutely bangin' show. Noel Fielding is strangely attractive, probably one of the most facially challenged men i've ever seen but there is SOMETHING about him. My face hurt from laughing so much after the show and it definitely made me want to see the boosh again. For sure! After Boosh theatrics Adam realised he'd left his key in the car so we had to break into the camper car. Bending the door back and me trying to fit my chubby arm in to get the lock has left me with a bruise. Fun all the same though, that car in indestructable.
Tuesday - Vicki answered the phone sounded very odd and a little upset so I raced down there to save the day. Turns out Ben is a prick still (yeah, like how I said still.) Apparently she has the worst taste in men ever. I never see her cry yet she was balling her eyes out and the words 'I love him' were escaping her mouth yet again. He's taking up perfectly valueable human space on this Earth, I do not see the need for him. Anyway, I took her out for our weekly trip to the Slug and Lettuce, others are convinced it's a date but we know best. Sat down with a pint and we talked it out, although fairly sure we didn't come to any sort of conclusion, except he's a cockend and she's also a cockend for going back to him ever time. We played 'itbox' - I say 'it box' very lightly as it was fake itbox. Had some quality games that we found though; 'hide and seek' which was a bit like the generation game for twats. We failed at this and moved on to 'violent veg' - so violent that the sweetcorn was swearing at us. How fucking rude. At this point Vicki made me laugh and cider came out my nose. This was not fun. Saw Skinny for a momentary moment and this was most pleasent.
Wednesday - On way home from work and Becca calls me, I answer very quickly to say i'm driving and i'll call her back and just hang up before she's had a chance to say anything. I got to Cartek and she's calling me again, this time I answer and she sounds flippin' dreadful. Turns out Steve is the cock we always thought he was and after a good 2 and a half years they've broken up. I won't dilvuge actions as this is Becca's shizzle and i'm sure she won't appreciate it but words fai lme when it comes to this man. Apparently 27 years of age, apprently not though, apparently 12. Yeah, apparently. APPARENTLY. This is putting me off men, i'm quite enjoying being single. Although it gets awfully lonely when there's no one to stay with once in a while. this is why Vicki and I have to go on date's together. We are/were the only singletons ish. I'm not counting Ben as a boyfriend to Vicki as he's more of a piece of shit that gets stuck to her occasionally. So long story long, I took Bec to see Kate's new Puppy who is absolutely quality, pee's on the newspaper and everything. This cheered her up immensely and she was laughing a whole lot at Pub quiz last night which was nice to see.
Thursday - Pub quiz! Picked James up, (I wish I could think of a cruel nickname for him as he calls me Grem along with the rest of the old school crew, grrr.) picked Becca up, picked Vicki up and THEN went to pub quiz at The Green Post. There was a lot of picking up before hand, but I don't mind, ya know, cos i'm nice. My car tried to cut out when it was just James and I but I taught it a lesson and we soon had it going again. We came 4th in the pub quiz which was actually our best spot yet I think. Some keeno old people next to us tried to get us disqualified. They laughed at me for putting 'tipple' as a type of glass. I don't fucking know do I! Better to put a shit made up answer than nothing at all, then they had the cheek to put the answer "Russia OR Poland" for the question "Which countries largest outsource is vodka?" and "Fosters or XXXX" for "Which beer is most famous in Australia?" Yeah, like you can put TWO answers and hope one of them is right. Fuckwits, I marked them wrong obviously. After the music was in the 50's and 60's and they got a bit quiz happy with this as they were about 50+ we just put "Wasn't born" for most answers, which didn't leave them with the best of looks on their faces because they probably realised how unfortunate it was that all they had to look forward to was getting a few pub quiz answers correct on a Thursday night. I got the Dusty Springfield track though, whoop whoop! We made James put the Mother Pucker lipgloss on and was actually LOLing when he couldn't get it off. I dropped everyone home and Skinny and I went for a short drive. I say Short, I think I saw most of Portsmouth. It was fun to say the least, I learnt about mice and all sorts. Educational, if you will. Mmm. :)
Friday - This is today and all I know is that the girls are coming over tonight and we're going to chat and eat some form of food, - I hope Chinese. Where would I be without these girls?
Conference call. Laters.
Sunday, 9 November 2008
What exactly are you looking for?
Family Guy Season 7 is the best way to spend a Sunday. Until I get bored sitting in bed when it's 11:52...yes this has already happened.
Friday was boring I had a 'nap' until 8:30pm. What an absolute loser from loserville. I got in bed, in my pajamas but thought that was so tragic I got back out again and me and my hat went to the Hampshire Rose with the parents to watch the last bit of a band that was playing there and then I did the good deed if dropping them back to Kev and Sarah's, went home and got back in the pajamas to bed.
Woke up late on Saturday, went shopping and got some rad new jeans which took me AGES to find. I went to H&M, Republic, Warehouse, Miss Selfridge and even New look (Which we all know is shit for Jeans) before my eyes were opened to River Island and I found some excellent dark with turn ups to more or less actually replace the old ones with a hole in the bum! Result. Took a trip to Waterlooville Argos with the Mother and to the Grandmother's. She wasn't impressed with my hat. Both I and the hat were very hurt.
Went to Trafalgar, Vicki joined me at the last minute to have a drink for Tasha's Birthday and then we moved onto Albert road. Had one drink in the goose which was ultimately chav central so I left and went to Fat Fox, ran in the pissing down rain the wrong way before I realised it was the other way, finally got in Fat Fox and Damo says 'we're in LJR's' so again I had to leg it in the rain - stopped off for a pitstop underneath some sort of shelter and then took the plunge and ran across the road. Had a great time in LJR's with Abs, Ads, Cags, Damo, Peplow and Stokesy. Saw Jay from Pageone which was random. Took some shocking photos and danced to some good tunes, good night! Peplow has been untagging himself from pics on facebook - woman!
Sunday is ridiculously boring. Although Family guy is actually amazing. Could it be that Stewie has actually killed Lois? I'm not sure i'm liking this! I don't think it could be true...this remains to be corrected.*
It's 12:32 and i'm still in bed. This is nor productive or healthy, I am going to have a bath and put some clothes away. It's almost too much to handle.
*Lois isn't dead. I knew it.
Friday was boring I had a 'nap' until 8:30pm. What an absolute loser from loserville. I got in bed, in my pajamas but thought that was so tragic I got back out again and me and my hat went to the Hampshire Rose with the parents to watch the last bit of a band that was playing there and then I did the good deed if dropping them back to Kev and Sarah's, went home and got back in the pajamas to bed.
Woke up late on Saturday, went shopping and got some rad new jeans which took me AGES to find. I went to H&M, Republic, Warehouse, Miss Selfridge and even New look (Which we all know is shit for Jeans) before my eyes were opened to River Island and I found some excellent dark with turn ups to more or less actually replace the old ones with a hole in the bum! Result. Took a trip to Waterlooville Argos with the Mother and to the Grandmother's. She wasn't impressed with my hat. Both I and the hat were very hurt.
Went to Trafalgar, Vicki joined me at the last minute to have a drink for Tasha's Birthday and then we moved onto Albert road. Had one drink in the goose which was ultimately chav central so I left and went to Fat Fox, ran in the pissing down rain the wrong way before I realised it was the other way, finally got in Fat Fox and Damo says 'we're in LJR's' so again I had to leg it in the rain - stopped off for a pitstop underneath some sort of shelter and then took the plunge and ran across the road. Had a great time in LJR's with Abs, Ads, Cags, Damo, Peplow and Stokesy. Saw Jay from Pageone which was random. Took some shocking photos and danced to some good tunes, good night! Peplow has been untagging himself from pics on facebook - woman!
Sunday is ridiculously boring. Although Family guy is actually amazing. Could it be that Stewie has actually killed Lois? I'm not sure i'm liking this! I don't think it could be true...this remains to be corrected.*
It's 12:32 and i'm still in bed. This is nor productive or healthy, I am going to have a bath and put some clothes away. It's almost too much to handle.
*Lois isn't dead. I knew it.
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Super cool thought...not
Super shit day, (Except pub quiz was funny as!).
Super shit week, (Except learning to let go and fireworks being fun).
Super shit Friday coming up, (Unless something decides to happen tomorrow night.)
I need to stop shopping. I'm fairly sure i'm in the minus this month already...ssssh.
So, very, tired, so, am, going, sleep, now, bye.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Super shit week, (Except learning to let go and fireworks being fun).
Super shit Friday coming up, (Unless something decides to happen tomorrow night.)
I need to stop shopping. I'm fairly sure i'm in the minus this month already...ssssh.
So, very, tired, so, am, going, sleep, now, bye.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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