Tomorrow is Hallowe'en and i'm looking forward to dress up! Bought some blood, some white & black face paint and some crap top that I can cut to shreds, whoop whoop! Zombie Emily is definitely the way forward, (Admittedly for one night only...).
Going to Caroline and Lucy's (Abby's old digs) for a rad cool party, then depending where the night takes me I think i'm going to chaos for the second time ever. I really hope it's nothing like the first time considering that was the worst hangover I have ever had in my entire life and was throwing up for longer than I care to remember and almost got sacked. Not the best of days. Also hoping other people are dressed up/zombiefied or i'm gonna look like a tit, lol!
Saturday i'm attending some thing at the golf club with Ben and some others. Kylie's brothers sisters dogs friends sons something or rather. But think we're leaving there in favour of scandals or some other awesome place, should be fun unless it goes exactly like last time and I hit my head, fall over, freeze to death and my feet fall off. (Those last two aren't strictly true.) Sunday i'm chilling and doing fuck all unless someone pops up with a better suggestion!
Pub Quiz tonight, let's hope 'mush and peas' can win tonight! LOL!
Thursday, 30 October 2008
Sunday, 26 October 2008
Run forest run!
Well well well. What an eventful weekend.
Friday was weird, Becca and I went to the fleet for one drink to say bye to someone who was leaving pageone/listening co. Drove back up to the Red Lion and had another drink there. Ben had been texting me and was pissed off to be staying in on a friday night. Previously I had tried to get Becca to go out out but she was having none of it and then I realised I needed my car for the morning so we didn't do anything besides pub. She had work at 8am next morning so I took her home then Ben suggested coming back into town, going to scandals, on him. I was/am broke so it sounded like a plan although i'm not sure how I feel about him paying for absolutely everything - I feel a little like I mugged him! Told him next time is on me, apparently that's not allowed though!
I got half way there, forgot my phone, had to go back. Didn't actually get out until about 11pm, went straight to Scandals and wasted no time before getting a straight shot of Vodka down me, which may I add was not my choice and I en devour never to do it again because it was actually sick. Then despite asking for a shot of archers, she gave me a shot of after shock. Not sure how that's the same but I didn't argue. Danced the night away until about 2am - my feet were actually killing me, Ben tried to make me run but that didn't happen and I totally just fell on my back in the street. Humiliating to say the least, then I was offered a piggy back to save my feet which resulted in half the street seeing my pants and some random shouting 'Black panties!!' Oh. God. Some nice ladies commented on how nice my dress was, and some bloke said it was 'fine' and I take it he meant you know the cool ghetto sense and not just 'alright'. I don't think i've ever received so many compliments, was very nice! The lady asked me if I had a pen; firstly - who the hell brings a pen out with them? And secondly how hard is it to remember ASOS.com?
We taxi'd back to Ben's house and watched some Alan Carr, I then totally fell asleep and woke up a number of hours later in my dress, tights, everything. Uncomfortable to say the least but absolutely no chance of me removing any clothing! I also realised I was taking up the entire bed and he was squished against the wall, soz!
Saturday, I had to pretty much wake up and leave which I felt a bit bad about but Caroline was comign to get me to try on Bridesmaid dress! - Which was actually really nice I am so excited for their wedding! The invitation idea is the best idea i've ever heard invitation wise (Not that i've heard many...)! I went to see Nanny yesterday and then hung out at Cartek for a bit. Went home and attempted to eat something which didn't go particularly well. Went to Kate's for X Factor watching, then I was going to get Abby and Adam from Damo's but they weren't ready to be picked up so I went to LJR's met Ben, Kylie and Zak and spent a little time there. After, went to Shirins to pick up the Siblings. Caroline was drunk which was amazing, I love it when she's drunk. Forgot to mention to Damo about Del and Steve...must remember for monday!
Today will consist of going to watch the Great South Run, the weather looks pretty awful i'm hoping it's going to clear up or else Adam is going to come through the finish line with some sort of frost bite/Pneumonia, not great!
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the small fact that Harry Redknapp has done it again!! What a fucking judas prick. Good luck at spurs you fat faced piece of shit. NOT. We're well and truly fucked now. Woohoo.
Friday was weird, Becca and I went to the fleet for one drink to say bye to someone who was leaving pageone/listening co. Drove back up to the Red Lion and had another drink there. Ben had been texting me and was pissed off to be staying in on a friday night. Previously I had tried to get Becca to go out out but she was having none of it and then I realised I needed my car for the morning so we didn't do anything besides pub. She had work at 8am next morning so I took her home then Ben suggested coming back into town, going to scandals, on him. I was/am broke so it sounded like a plan although i'm not sure how I feel about him paying for absolutely everything - I feel a little like I mugged him! Told him next time is on me, apparently that's not allowed though!
I got half way there, forgot my phone, had to go back. Didn't actually get out until about 11pm, went straight to Scandals and wasted no time before getting a straight shot of Vodka down me, which may I add was not my choice and I en devour never to do it again because it was actually sick. Then despite asking for a shot of archers, she gave me a shot of after shock. Not sure how that's the same but I didn't argue. Danced the night away until about 2am - my feet were actually killing me, Ben tried to make me run but that didn't happen and I totally just fell on my back in the street. Humiliating to say the least, then I was offered a piggy back to save my feet which resulted in half the street seeing my pants and some random shouting 'Black panties!!' Oh. God. Some nice ladies commented on how nice my dress was, and some bloke said it was 'fine' and I take it he meant you know the cool ghetto sense and not just 'alright'. I don't think i've ever received so many compliments, was very nice! The lady asked me if I had a pen; firstly - who the hell brings a pen out with them? And secondly how hard is it to remember ASOS.com?
We taxi'd back to Ben's house and watched some Alan Carr, I then totally fell asleep and woke up a number of hours later in my dress, tights, everything. Uncomfortable to say the least but absolutely no chance of me removing any clothing! I also realised I was taking up the entire bed and he was squished against the wall, soz!
Saturday, I had to pretty much wake up and leave which I felt a bit bad about but Caroline was comign to get me to try on Bridesmaid dress! - Which was actually really nice I am so excited for their wedding! The invitation idea is the best idea i've ever heard invitation wise (Not that i've heard many...)! I went to see Nanny yesterday and then hung out at Cartek for a bit. Went home and attempted to eat something which didn't go particularly well. Went to Kate's for X Factor watching, then I was going to get Abby and Adam from Damo's but they weren't ready to be picked up so I went to LJR's met Ben, Kylie and Zak and spent a little time there. After, went to Shirins to pick up the Siblings. Caroline was drunk which was amazing, I love it when she's drunk. Forgot to mention to Damo about Del and Steve...must remember for monday!
Today will consist of going to watch the Great South Run, the weather looks pretty awful i'm hoping it's going to clear up or else Adam is going to come through the finish line with some sort of frost bite/Pneumonia, not great!
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the small fact that Harry Redknapp has done it again!! What a fucking judas prick. Good luck at spurs you fat faced piece of shit. NOT. We're well and truly fucked now. Woohoo.
Friday, 24 October 2008
I'm gonna be somebody!
Today has been average but it's the weekend so I will forgive the day for being average.
Going to pub tonight, managed to get Abs to lend me some money cos I am literally b.r.o.k.e. Becca and I are going to walk there and undoubtedly walk back a little worse for wear. She doesn't drink much these days so my aim is to get her so she can barely walk, woohoo! I'm writing this to blatantly waste some time because I want to go home but I think it's a little too early to leave just yet.
Tomorrow i'm going to try on bridesmaid dressed with Caroline...:-/ More thoughts on that later because I'm wonder how i'm going to look, oh dear! Caroline assures me dresses look better on than on the hanger. I've seen a picture and it's a pretty nice dress in all fairness, it's just the 'coral' colour i'm a little sceptical about! Sunday Abs and I are gonna go check out the Great South Run, I want to go because 'watching it' is basically a form of exercise in my book and Abs wants to go to see if Adam beats her time, which is obviously going to happen unless his ankles fall off or summit. Which isn't actually as impossible as it might sound, lol. Next weekend will be awesomes, i'll have a fuck load of money (not to waste...) and halloween party is going to be rad, hopefully.
I'm completely feeling good about any current situations which may have been around. After Monday I thought my drunken outburst to Adam was a huge mistake but it actually paid off with him finally telling me how he feels. Made me lol, could have had that conversation about 3 weeks ago - What is wrong with men? I feel totally more relaxed and getting back to going with the flow. Always best option.
Home time, ding ding!
Going to pub tonight, managed to get Abs to lend me some money cos I am literally b.r.o.k.e. Becca and I are going to walk there and undoubtedly walk back a little worse for wear. She doesn't drink much these days so my aim is to get her so she can barely walk, woohoo! I'm writing this to blatantly waste some time because I want to go home but I think it's a little too early to leave just yet.
Tomorrow i'm going to try on bridesmaid dressed with Caroline...:-/ More thoughts on that later because I'm wonder how i'm going to look, oh dear! Caroline assures me dresses look better on than on the hanger. I've seen a picture and it's a pretty nice dress in all fairness, it's just the 'coral' colour i'm a little sceptical about! Sunday Abs and I are gonna go check out the Great South Run, I want to go because 'watching it' is basically a form of exercise in my book and Abs wants to go to see if Adam beats her time, which is obviously going to happen unless his ankles fall off or summit. Which isn't actually as impossible as it might sound, lol. Next weekend will be awesomes, i'll have a fuck load of money (not to waste...) and halloween party is going to be rad, hopefully.
I'm completely feeling good about any current situations which may have been around. After Monday I thought my drunken outburst to Adam was a huge mistake but it actually paid off with him finally telling me how he feels. Made me lol, could have had that conversation about 3 weeks ago - What is wrong with men? I feel totally more relaxed and getting back to going with the flow. Always best option.
Home time, ding ding!
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
Dollar a day
18:57 and it's almost time for first look hollyoaks, i'm such a chav. (Also not sure why but it's become compulsory to quote to time and random points in various blogs these days!)
Saw AGA on Sunday when me and Mec went for an exciting drive, dropped a CD into him and it was most lovely to see him. Unfortunately we had to leave because I was parked literally in the middle of the road! We parked up and went in Mec's friends house which was coincidentally 5 door up...! I had some 'High School Musical' cake (Which I appeared to choke on whilst everyone else laughed, crumbs down the wrong way!) and witnessed a bit of Independance day on the TV. We then drove to Mick's, - I discovered Mick was a multi-millionaire. Mec is a fountain of knowledge clearly.
Monday - see below blog, christ a goodish bad day. That makes no sense but I know what I mean.
Yesterday I had to take Damo and Ferris home and now the boot of my car is covered in dog hair after Ferris was going mental before we got in the car and then decided to refuse to sit down. Got to Damo's and Ferris decided to walk into someone elses house! I was in stitches as it then proved difficult to actually get him to come out. Stupid dog.
Silvio - ta for the blog comment! You sly old dawg.
Nev - Here's the mention that you long for!
Claire was in work today so only had to cover some of Kim's stuff. Did 2 BTV's which were fairly straight forward, totally winged Kim's one since I didn't even know what had happened! Bought home a CVT and image to do tonight so I can start a fresh tomorrow. What the fucking hell are the new billing cribsheets about? As if i'm going to check ESI for payment terms. Boring! I should probably hope nobody important from work reads this as i'll probably get my arse handed to me. Hmm...
This pasta hut thing is still pissing me off. It wasn't right last week and it's still not right this week! Probably the worst advertising move ever. Except for when Sunny Delight turned a girl orange, that was a pretty bad move on their part. I miss Media Studies, probably the only subject I was any good at, at college. Although completely worthless given the job i'm doing now!
I need to get halloween costume sorted! Zombie Zombie Zombie! Party at Abby's old digs should be pretty much amazing as we're going to sacrifice Mike! Unluckyyy!
Saw AGA on Sunday when me and Mec went for an exciting drive, dropped a CD into him and it was most lovely to see him. Unfortunately we had to leave because I was parked literally in the middle of the road! We parked up and went in Mec's friends house which was coincidentally 5 door up...! I had some 'High School Musical' cake (Which I appeared to choke on whilst everyone else laughed, crumbs down the wrong way!) and witnessed a bit of Independance day on the TV. We then drove to Mick's, - I discovered Mick was a multi-millionaire. Mec is a fountain of knowledge clearly.
Monday - see below blog, christ a goodish bad day. That makes no sense but I know what I mean.
Yesterday I had to take Damo and Ferris home and now the boot of my car is covered in dog hair after Ferris was going mental before we got in the car and then decided to refuse to sit down. Got to Damo's and Ferris decided to walk into someone elses house! I was in stitches as it then proved difficult to actually get him to come out. Stupid dog.
Silvio - ta for the blog comment! You sly old dawg.
Nev - Here's the mention that you long for!
Claire was in work today so only had to cover some of Kim's stuff. Did 2 BTV's which were fairly straight forward, totally winged Kim's one since I didn't even know what had happened! Bought home a CVT and image to do tonight so I can start a fresh tomorrow. What the fucking hell are the new billing cribsheets about? As if i'm going to check ESI for payment terms. Boring! I should probably hope nobody important from work reads this as i'll probably get my arse handed to me. Hmm...
This pasta hut thing is still pissing me off. It wasn't right last week and it's still not right this week! Probably the worst advertising move ever. Except for when Sunny Delight turned a girl orange, that was a pretty bad move on their part. I miss Media Studies, probably the only subject I was any good at, at college. Although completely worthless given the job i'm doing now!
I need to get halloween costume sorted! Zombie Zombie Zombie! Party at Abby's old digs should be pretty much amazing as we're going to sacrifice Mike! Unluckyyy!
Monday, 20 October 2008
St Hellier
Today has been odd. It got to about 2pm and I still felt like it was morning, it is not 10pm and I feel like it's about 7pm. This may have something to do with being slightly under the influence of alcohol at around 6pm. I came second in the bowling, not bad! I've been asleep for the last 2 and a half hours, I thought that was a bad idea since I wouldn't sleep tonight but i'm already tired again so I don't think i'll have much of a problem.
Thorpe Park was pretty ace, I wet on everything everyone else did, this must mean i'm over my fear of rides I think. Stealth was pretty awesomes, well worth queuing an hour and a half for a ride that lasts 14 seconds.
I'm in a semi hungover state at 10:02pm, not good. It's that crap that I can't be arsed to write anymore.
Thorpe Park was pretty ace, I wet on everything everyone else did, this must mean i'm over my fear of rides I think. Stealth was pretty awesomes, well worth queuing an hour and a half for a ride that lasts 14 seconds.
I'm in a semi hungover state at 10:02pm, not good. It's that crap that I can't be arsed to write anymore.
Thursday, 16 October 2008
TING TING.
Omgzzzzzz. Hollyoaks! It's a little disturbing I find myself so interested in the biggest bunch of shit to ever exist on television, except for maybe those 'Injury Lawyers 4 U' adverts. Good God, seriously, does ANYONE actually call them for help? I don't think so. Oh no wait, Injury Lawyers 4 U have just been out done on the 'shit advert' front. 'Pizza Hut' have changed their name to 'Pasta Hut' - PASTA HUT. What a fucking stupid idea.
Am awaiting Vicki to text to say she is free from Hayling Island and ready to hang out for a bit, come onnnnn girl.
My god this really is horrendous but I can't take my eyes off it. Statue just fell on Niall, gutted. Tina is dead. Christ, now i'm depressed.
BO!
Am awaiting Vicki to text to say she is free from Hayling Island and ready to hang out for a bit, come onnnnn girl.
My god this really is horrendous but I can't take my eyes off it. Statue just fell on Niall, gutted. Tina is dead. Christ, now i'm depressed.

Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Monday, 13 October 2008
Whoop whoop!
Woohoo! Thorpe Park on Saturday is going to be rad. I'd quite like to by-pass the day and then just go on all the rides in the dark!
Check out Stealth kind of in the dark:
I'm actually too excited about this. Not sure how we're getting there, I think Adam has agreed to drive although not entirely sure as we haven't spoken much over the past week or more. Thorpe Park will be a good chance to spend some time together and perhaps actually realise whether he's actually interested or not! Since I think I should sort of assume he's not, but don't quite want to do that yet. If he's not then I don't quite know what happened considering it seemed quite good last week.
Been speaking to Ben tonight, I always, ALWAYS randomly bump into him on the the street and only ever say hi since I don't know him greatly but know him well enough to have a small conversation. I seem to be drunk whenever I see him and always give out massive hugs and an extra massive one considering the last time I saw him he bailed out some guy who was trying to buy me a drink with no money! Christ, that was embarrassing but I was pretty much the most wasted ever at this point so wasn't so embarrassing at the time. I think we're gonna go out drinking soon, maybe friday except I don't want to be throwing up on rides at Thorpey so probably not, or if so not a heavy one.
Damo mopped Cartek today and I sort of stood around, looking back I probably should have helped...hmm...bad sister! I'll try help more tomorrow! Sex and the City is on, women should not base their lives on this show, what a load of twaddle. This is only good for the soft pornographic scenes, obviously. Possibly not great to watch whilst my Mother is in the next room ironing my dress. Christ i'm tired, I hope tomorrow night will bring something to do. Staying in is rubbish.
Check out Stealth kind of in the dark:

Been speaking to Ben tonight, I always, ALWAYS randomly bump into him on the the street and only ever say hi since I don't know him greatly but know him well enough to have a small conversation. I seem to be drunk whenever I see him and always give out massive hugs and an extra massive one considering the last time I saw him he bailed out some guy who was trying to buy me a drink with no money! Christ, that was embarrassing but I was pretty much the most wasted ever at this point so wasn't so embarrassing at the time. I think we're gonna go out drinking soon, maybe friday except I don't want to be throwing up on rides at Thorpey so probably not, or if so not a heavy one.
Damo mopped Cartek today and I sort of stood around, looking back I probably should have helped...hmm...bad sister! I'll try help more tomorrow! Sex and the City is on, women should not base their lives on this show, what a load of twaddle. This is only good for the soft pornographic scenes, obviously. Possibly not great to watch whilst my Mother is in the next room ironing my dress. Christ i'm tired, I hope tomorrow night will bring something to do. Staying in is rubbish.
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?
Am I wasting my time? I feel a bit empty, a bit fucked over, a bit mislead, a bit loved, a bit unloved, a bit lonely, a bit everything. Why is nothing ever simple? Why is it never okay to question anything because when you question stuff it makes it worse?
I wish someone would just tell me then I can either get over it or be happy that there still could be progression. Limbo is rubbish. And no, I don't mean the game. I am never normally this trivial, I hate being trivial, what the fucks happened? Remember when I didn't care about much? Yeah, that was great, can we go back to that? Cool.
"What you going to say to Police?" "I know you're address i'm coming to find you. My head is 7 ft wide, i'm going to step in your arse" Hahahah, amazing. Why have I never watched Phone Jacker before?
I am looking forward to Friday. Not sure what we're going to do, I hope it involves alcohol and laughing. Two of my favourite things. Tomorrow is Thursday, i'm gonna go see my lovely Grandmother and see about these 'shoes' she's got me. I say 'shoes' lightly as I have no idea what they're going to be like. Hmmmm. Update laters!
I watched Lucky Number Slevin whilst we were out of internets and TV channels tonight. What a quality film. I love it when you haven't really got a clue what's going on and then it all clicks into place, bam! Plus josh Hartnett is well nice to look at and Lucy Liu isn't bad if you swing that way. Mmmhmmm. I need to update my film collection or buy a DVD rack. The stack I currently have is obviously about to fall over. I bought some CD's to add to my collection today too. Spent £39, and got Editors - An End has a Start, Bloc Party - Silent Alarm, Kings of Leon - Because of the times, Mark Ronson - Versions, Kooks - Konk and Biffy Clyro - Puzzle. All very reasonable for £39 I think.
Phone Jacker, LOL.
Sunday, 5 October 2008
Cool Hwhip.
(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Lois: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy."
Stewie: Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS..(Stewie tries to put bag over top of his head.)
Stewie: I'm going to do it! (Tries to put bag over left side of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.)
Stewie: BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Stewie: Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah.
Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?
Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!
Stewie: You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Stewie: If I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: What?
Brian: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: You can't be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won't. I just won't that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did.
Stewie: What do you want?
Man in White: I want to get the hell out of here!
Stewie: Oh, I'm sorry, We're fresh out of that, but what I can give you is UNTIMELY DEATH!
Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!
Little Asian Girl: Hey Stewie, do you want to complete our rainbow?
Stewie: Dear God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.
Why do I insist on getting wasted when I go out and proceed to make a massive fool out of myself? (Stopped on the family guy quotes now this is pure Green.)
Went to Scandals last night, got horrendously drunk. I think, THINK I may have called Adam a fair old bunch of times for moreorless no reason whatsoever. I think I also may have sent some incriminating texts. Haven't spoken to him today although i'm fairly sure there was minimal phone conversation before his battery died although I am actually not sure what was said. Probably me rambling on about something. Oh well! Perhaps I can apologise and he'll enlighten me on my antics tomorrow.
Claire disappeared somewhere, I think she may have lost us and gone home. Tried calling her but no answer. I got lost at some point in the night but managed to regain some life back after finding Caroline on the dance floor with some random men - of which I think I have some pictures on my camera. No idea who took them or who they are. Scandals was quality, definitely have to go there more often I think. Every song was amazing, they mixed Artic Monkeys into Vampire Weekend genius no? There were some horrendous men in there that thought they were awesome but clearly weren't and were only either relishing in the fact their wives had let them go out for a night or shamelessly trying to pull other women. Neither were attractive traits. D'ya know whatelse wasn't attractive? £5.20 for a double vodka and diet coke, you what?! Less than Tiger Tiger admittedly, but in Tiger Tiger you're not hyperventilating at the prospect of losing the will to breathe in the smallest space EVER. Aside from the struggle to breathe I think I must have danced non stop for around 3 hours, good job I didn't wear heels. I wore flats and my feet still hurt this fine evening. Worth it though, I think.
Mum has annouced to me that my GHD's 'may' not be actual GHD's and instead a botched job from ebay. This may explain why the 'ceramic' has chipped off and they don't work particularly well. I'm a massive snob, i'm the first to admit that. No wonder i'm single :-/ Okay i'm not a massive snob, just a little bit of a snob...
Footy was good today, totally beat Stoke 2-1. They were shit in all honesty. Had nothing going forward and I enjoyed a game for the first time in ages mostly because I could actually see it wearing the new glasses. I took them off mid way through the second half and I actually think it has impaired my vision even further, great! A big blur fest when they're off. Boooooo. Crouch scored one of the best goals i've seen at Fratton in ages, plus an over head kick from a 6ft 7 giant always has it's comedy value. Fuck, why is it only 20:47? I feel like I ought to be going to sleep but surely that is too early?
Monday tomorrow, - woop woop!? No.
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Lois: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy."
Stewie: Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS..(Stewie tries to put bag over top of his head.)
Stewie: I'm going to do it! (Tries to put bag over left side of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.)
Stewie: BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Stewie: Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah.
Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?
Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!
Stewie: You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Stewie: If I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: What?
Brian: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: You can't be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won't. I just won't that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did.
Stewie: What do you want?
Man in White: I want to get the hell out of here!
Stewie: Oh, I'm sorry, We're fresh out of that, but what I can give you is UNTIMELY DEATH!
Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!
Little Asian Girl: Hey Stewie, do you want to complete our rainbow?
Stewie: Dear God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.
Why do I insist on getting wasted when I go out and proceed to make a massive fool out of myself? (Stopped on the family guy quotes now this is pure Green.)
Went to Scandals last night, got horrendously drunk. I think, THINK I may have called Adam a fair old bunch of times for moreorless no reason whatsoever. I think I also may have sent some incriminating texts. Haven't spoken to him today although i'm fairly sure there was minimal phone conversation before his battery died although I am actually not sure what was said. Probably me rambling on about something. Oh well! Perhaps I can apologise and he'll enlighten me on my antics tomorrow.
Claire disappeared somewhere, I think she may have lost us and gone home. Tried calling her but no answer. I got lost at some point in the night but managed to regain some life back after finding Caroline on the dance floor with some random men - of which I think I have some pictures on my camera. No idea who took them or who they are. Scandals was quality, definitely have to go there more often I think. Every song was amazing, they mixed Artic Monkeys into Vampire Weekend genius no? There were some horrendous men in there that thought they were awesome but clearly weren't and were only either relishing in the fact their wives had let them go out for a night or shamelessly trying to pull other women. Neither were attractive traits. D'ya know whatelse wasn't attractive? £5.20 for a double vodka and diet coke, you what?! Less than Tiger Tiger admittedly, but in Tiger Tiger you're not hyperventilating at the prospect of losing the will to breathe in the smallest space EVER. Aside from the struggle to breathe I think I must have danced non stop for around 3 hours, good job I didn't wear heels. I wore flats and my feet still hurt this fine evening. Worth it though, I think.
Mum has annouced to me that my GHD's 'may' not be actual GHD's and instead a botched job from ebay. This may explain why the 'ceramic' has chipped off and they don't work particularly well. I'm a massive snob, i'm the first to admit that. No wonder i'm single :-/ Okay i'm not a massive snob, just a little bit of a snob...
Footy was good today, totally beat Stoke 2-1. They were shit in all honesty. Had nothing going forward and I enjoyed a game for the first time in ages mostly because I could actually see it wearing the new glasses. I took them off mid way through the second half and I actually think it has impaired my vision even further, great! A big blur fest when they're off. Boooooo. Crouch scored one of the best goals i've seen at Fratton in ages, plus an over head kick from a 6ft 7 giant always has it's comedy value. Fuck, why is it only 20:47? I feel like I ought to be going to sleep but surely that is too early?
Monday tomorrow, - woop woop!? No.
Friday, 3 October 2008
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