Yes?

Has anyone ever thought it would be a good idea to make a shoe rack which holds more than 20 pairs of shoes? I don't think so considering mine is over flowing and it was more or less the only one I could find anywhere. Perhaps another idea for Dragon's Den. So far we have 24 hour curry house and campercar and now this. It's a shame I can't take credit for campercar, probably the best one although I did strangely feel like a curry on Sunday morning. Hmmm.

I have many questions, one is why does Madge from Neighbours appear to be in Emmerdale Farm? Another is why is it only 19:06? I feel like I got home about 5 hours ago.

Tomorrow is the day I officially become 4 eyes. Although someone told me today that a pair of glasses can do wonders for a woman's look - let's hope they're right!

Thorpe Park is officially booked and i've heard it's going to be rad. Some extra attractions for Halloween. I'm absolutely shitting myself about Stealth again but i'm pretty confident I won't be an absolute twat about going on it again and probably won't cry this time. Infact i'm gonna be a flippin' 'ard nut and make Cain go on it. He'll think I don't like him even more, it'll be fun. Rollercoasters in the dark, can't wait! I hear they hire random actors as well to scare you half to death, let's see how good they are!

An advert for 'Jamie's ministry of food' has just been on and a woman on there didn't know what boiling water looked like. How can you be that much of an absolute cock not to know what boiling water looks like? I mean where exactly has this woman been living? In a cave on rice cakes for the entirety of her life? My god.

My Mother is cooking some fabulous salmon risotto dish as I type, it's actually one of the nicest things aside from a chilli con carne ever made by the wonderful woman. My dress came, I thought it wouldn't since parcelforce are a bunch of dicks. Turns out the dress did arrive but Parcelforce are still a bunch of dicks. They didn't make anyone sign for it, and they also just left it at a neighbours house without even putting anything through my door to say 'We've left it a number....' Like I said, bunch of dicks.

Yeah.