Yes?

Has anyone ever thought it would be a good idea to make a shoe rack which holds more than 20 pairs of shoes? I don't think so considering mine is over flowing and it was more or less the only one I could find anywhere. Perhaps another idea for Dragon's Den. So far we have 24 hour curry house and campercar and now this. It's a shame I can't take credit for campercar, probably the best one although I did strangely feel like a curry on Sunday morning. Hmmm.

I have many questions, one is why does Madge from Neighbours appear to be in Emmerdale Farm? Another is why is it only 19:06? I feel like I got home about 5 hours ago.

Tomorrow is the day I officially become 4 eyes. Although someone told me today that a pair of glasses can do wonders for a woman's look - let's hope they're right!

Thorpe Park is officially booked and i've heard it's going to be rad. Some extra attractions for Halloween. I'm absolutely shitting myself about Stealth again but i'm pretty confident I won't be an absolute twat about going on it again and probably won't cry this time. Infact i'm gonna be a flippin' 'ard nut and make Cain go on it. He'll think I don't like him even more, it'll be fun. Rollercoasters in the dark, can't wait! I hear they hire random actors as well to scare you half to death, let's see how good they are!

An advert for 'Jamie's ministry of food' has just been on and a woman on there didn't know what boiling water looked like. How can you be that much of an absolute cock not to know what boiling water looks like? I mean where exactly has this woman been living? In a cave on rice cakes for the entirety of her life? My god.

My Mother is cooking some fabulous salmon risotto dish as I type, it's actually one of the nicest things aside from a chilli con carne ever made by the wonderful woman. My dress came, I thought it wouldn't since parcelforce are a bunch of dicks. Turns out the dress did arrive but Parcelforce are still a bunch of dicks. They didn't make anyone sign for it, and they also just left it at a neighbours house without even putting anything through my door to say 'We've left it a number....' Like I said, bunch of dicks.

Yeah.

Albert

What a quality weekend. Who knew wedding receptions could be so fun? Everything looked pretty great and it made me excited for Damien and Caroline's wedding even though I actually have some sort of part in that wedding which makes it slightly more scary. I'm gutted I missed Damo's speech but i've heard he did himself proud and bless him looking all dapper in his waist coat and pink tie!

Had a bit of a horrendous time getting there shamefully trying to reverse half the length of an entire road, failing miserably and giving up making Adam do the reversing. So THAT'S what men are for. I had often wondered. I got pretty shamefully drunk (Yeah I used shamefully twice in a paragraph, sue me.) and pretty much couldn't see straight again. Abby said 'That wasn't my sister there' - do they know me at all?! Perhaps not. I dragged Adam out to come get some sort of ticket for my car to leave it at the naval base and I couldn't even answer them when they asked my number plate. I actually don't even know my own number plate. L74 UVC - I now know it thanks to Damien.

Adam stayed over and well there is still a pint of water on the floor of my bedroom where we bought it up to stop us getting dehydrated in the middle of the night except I think we just bought it up and didn't actually drink anything from it. This may explain why I woke up with a mouth tasting like moth this morning. Not that I know what moth taste like, I imagine dry and not very nice though. Today was I love Albert Road day and it was okay, would have been better if I didn't feel slightly sick all day from hang over state. We won the footy which was always a bonus but it was not fun feeling a little ill and people jumping around making the stand shake, bleurgh. People were lucky I didn't barf on their shoes.

Anyway i'll leave it there with that lovely thought. I'll just add that i'm feeling pretty great even though I haven't a clue what's going on, people keep asking me, I keep saying I don't know, hahah. Why are people so interested?! Let's just see where it develops. I hope it develops. Hmm.

Make any joke you want!

So Hardival was pretty immense. The band were great and there was loads of awesome people there. Plus I beat Abby at fake Gladiators, and it wasn't because I 'carry more body weight' thanks Abby!

Adam turned up around 8:30 and locked his keys in his car, flippin idiot. We danced until god knows what hour, there are some incriminating pictures on facebook if anybody wants to see. Adam and I slept in what is now the infamous campercar. Two quilts, a sleeping bag and 5 pillows, awesome. I say awesome, but it was bloody freezing and I literally would have believed someone if they told me my feet had fallen off. Pretty much just spent Sunday watching Family Guy and doing nothing else, they way all Sundays should be spent!

Work has been shitter than shit. Quarter end is officially the worst thing ever and it doesn't help when I send emails and people just don't read them and then ring me and ask something i've already answered in an email. Argh!

Suppose to be going to see Pineapple Express tonight, they made superbad so I guess it can only be amazing.

Stranger than strange

"Why us?"
"Because you were home."

BECAUSE YOU WERE HOME. What the fuck?! This should not be a 15 certificate. I'm 21 and I haven't even seen it yet and it's scaring the bejesus out of me!

Happens, happened, happening, happenings.

I've actually come to realise that I can't actually write anything of personal value here anymore. That's a bit shit.

The last week has been odd, to say the least. I'm still not even sure what's happening, is anything happening?, What am I even talking about?, Do I even know? No, Emily I don't think you do.

I realised something tonight, - I fit stuff in like anything, all the time. That sounds odd. But I mean I do LOADS at work but I always have time for everything. How is this exactly? I could sit on facebook all day AND get everything else done. I think I must be super woman or something. How amazing would that be?

Southsea fest on saturday, I bought a ticket tonight. I really hope other join..! Mills says she wants to go but needs clearance from Rob - Who the hell gets clearance!? I suppose she does have Cain. Caroline should be coming and Lucy is going with her sister. I'm trying to get Abby and Ads to come, hopefully they will and perhaps the parents! Should be a good laugh, especially as it starts early! Wahey!

I watched My Name Is Earl tonight, just reminded me of the Ron Jeremy guy in the pub and it made me lol. I love Earl!

Bring on Friday!

Everything else is just...

"Memories are times we borrow, for spending tomorrow.

I came to this world with nothing, and I leave with nothing but love, everything else is just borrowed."

No YOU.

I was really looking forward to going out last night. It all went a bit tits up though. So we go to Kate's and have a few drinks, talk about Kate's sickening but cute new relationship and how they're totally in love after a week(sigh). Her flat is pretty much the raddest thing ever and we stayed there until around 10pm, then took a walk to Little Johnny Russell's. We had to stop along the way for Kate to go to the shop and some random men who can I just point out - I have no clue who they are and have never seen them in my life - started saying 'Oooh look at her minge'. Now that's pretty fucking disgusting coming from anyone let alone fat balding middle aged moron's. I didn't think too much of it and just told him he was gross and shouldn't say things like that to a lady. Then out of pretty much no where I get "Shut up you fat slut". I don't think anyone's ever been that rude to me and I just basically wanted to pound his face in with a spade.

Completely ruined might, well, partially.

Going for a meal today at the mead end - I think I might need a little more sleep before then though.

Ta-ra.

Afternoon nap

What is this wank weather we're having? I go away for a week to 37 degree heat and come back to..well..basically no heat whatsoever. Harsh is not the word.

Turkey was amazing. I think it was one of my favourite trips there. I had time to be alone and sit around doing nothing. I don't think I could sit around and do nothing for too long but it was certainly great for a week. Saw Nihat and it wasn't weird, which was nice. We had some nice times hanging out and watching TV with Turkish subtitles, he translated for channels that were turkish which was funny, hah. The parents and I went to the beach for a meal at the Belcekiz which was more amazing than I remember. Tomato and Mozarella Bruscetta, Garlic Chicken somethingorrather and I was way too full for dessert. We had a nice meal cooked by the Oran's at the Oran Apart - I don't think i've ever seen so much food on one table! They're the nicest family you'll ever meet. I can't wait to go back in June with the girls. Another week of doing nothing and sunning it.

Being home is rubbish. Saw Adam for the first time since we broke up couple of days ago, it was pretty much how I expected. Strange banter but mostly not that awkward and i'm sure i'll see him again soon.

I got a hair cut this morning, i'm getting a colour later and then going out in Albert Road later. I hope it'll be a good night with no rain and fun times.

Also, I have come to the conclusion Big Brother is the biggest joke on TV. (I know I probably should have stated this a while ago but last night topped it off) How did that boring sack of shit win? This is all I will say on the matter.

I have new shoessssssss.