Glamour Magazine have published 'Glamour's 100 Sexiest Men' in the November 2012 issue. Now one of two things has happened here; either today's Glamour reading women have lost all sense of sanity or and alien invasion has taken place which has in turn reduced the ability for women to evaluate a mans sexual appeal.
NUMBER FIFTY is Ryan Reynolds. Being that FORTY-ONE is Colin Firth I suspect this is some sort of printing error.
Now that's one end of the spectrum, the other end looks similar in the fact it is absolute nonsense. I assume since Colin Firth and David Tenant even made it into the top 50 that middle aged women were voting in their stocking clad thousands but then we have NUMBER ONE - Robert Pattinson. Whilst he is a semi-alrighttolookat vamp guy when we're considering the entire species of men I hardly think number one is his prime spot.
NUMBER TWO is possibly the most baffling since who ever is labelled as number two has to be worse than R-Patz, right? Readers are correct this guy is not a patch on Pats so much so that number two is exactly where he should be if it were a list of 'Worst Villians Ever'. God knows who's number one. Thor made it to NUMBER NINETEEN, Iron Man made it to NUMBER SIX, Captain America, The Hulk and Hawkeye didn't even make it on the list yet Tom Hiddleston AKA Loki is sat proud at number two, something has gone wrong with humanity.
We live in a world where a good portion of the female race think Cory Monteith is a bigger turn on than Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling & David Beckham. Cory Monteith would struggle to turn on my light switch.
In other news and non-related to rating men's sexual appeal I was sat in the chinese the other day waiting for what I can confirm was friggin' delicious food I saw a man in his mid-sixties (aged is irrelevant not sure why I mentioned it) looking through The Sun newspaper. I have no problem with what newspapers people choose to read however I then saw him lick his grubby thumb and turn the page. I would love to know how people ever got by reading a newspaper or magazine without the need to salivate on a germ filled thumb to assist them in turning a page. Do you think anyone has ever turned a page of a book without licking their thumb first? Who ever thought "hey, this page is never going to turn if I don't stick my thumb in my mouth and cover it with stringy mouth goo." Unbelievable.
Changed the font just for you Neville. Happy Belated Birthday. x
